the other jokes

[Unbeliever]

What do you call a Frenchman in sandals?

Phillipe Philoppe.

[Unbeliever]

What is the simplest way to make a million dollars?

Buy a Republican for what they're worth, and sell them for what they think they're worth.

[Hydra009]

Anyone who says "It is better to light a candle than to curse the darkness" underestimates my ability to multitask.

*invents a glowing middle-finger*

[Unbeliever]

What do you call a canine magician?

A labracadabrador.

[Unbeliever]

What do you call a dead Dutch post-impressionist painter?

Vincent van Ghost. 👻

[Unbeliever]

What do you call a dead Dutch post-impressionist painter in your garden?

Vincent van Gopher.

[Unbeliever]

What do you call a dead Dutch post-impressionist painter rolling down a hill?

Vincent van Go-cart.

[the_antithesis]

What?

[Unbeliever]

Can you hear me now? 🤣

[Hydra009]

Hats off to you!

Pants off to you!  Wait, that sounded weird.  Never mind.  Just the hats.

[Gawdzilla Sama]

Can you hear me now? 🤣

♫Do you ear what I ear?♫

[Unbeliever]

A traveling salesman was driving down the road, when he saw a restaurant with a sign that said, "If anyone can eat a raw oyster and keep it down, they'll win $500.00!"
So the guy figures that, since he really likes raw oysters, he can win the money easily.
He goes into the restaurant and tells the waiter to bring on the raw oyster, he's there to win the prize money.
So the waiter brings the oyster, and the guy swallowed it down with no problem at all.
The waiter looked at him with surprise, and said, "That's really amazing! Two other fellas swallowed that very same oyster, and they couldn't keep it down!"

[Unbeliever]

A survey has found that 2 out of every 3 people wish the third one would go away.

[Unbeliever]

What do you call a female prospector?

A gold digger.

[Gawdzilla Sama]

A survey has found that 2 out of every 3 people wish the third one would go away.

The infamous "fifth wheel" who won't leave so you and the lady can get shiggy. Killing them is seldom an option, especially if they owe you money.