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[Unbeliever]

Here's a limerick I came across:

The wonderful Wizard of Oz,
Retired from his business because,
Due to up-to-date science,
To most of his clients,
He wasn't the wizard he was.

[Gawdzilla Sama]

Wow, that's not at all far from where I live!
My local toy store, Five Little Monkeys, is at 852 Grant Avenue.
But I haven't been far enough down Grant to have seen it.

I was in that area recently and was ordered to try the coffee. Circumstances intervened (I was about to become a greatuncle) so I didn't get to taste test it.

[Unbeliever]

I'll go try it for you tomorrow, let you know if it's worth the walk all the way there.

[Gawdzilla Sama]

I'll go try it for you tomorrow, let you know if it's worth the walk all the way there.

I'm not going to walk from St. Louis so I'll take your word on that. Could be worse, I could trying to lure you into Castro St.

[Unbeliever]

Been there, wasn't impressed.

[Gawdzilla Sama]

Thanks for the scouting.

[Unbeliever]

Wow, that's not at all far from where I live!
My local toy store, Five Little Monkeys, is at 852 Grant Avenue.
But I haven't been far enough down Grant to have seen it.

Well, I'm here right now, having a cup of good coffee ☕️ and a burger 🍔. Not bad at all!

[Unbeliever]

Well, I'm here right now, having a cup of good coffee ☕️ and a burger 🍔. Not bad at all!

I think Jack Reacher would have approved, and he's a coffee connoisseur.

[Gawdzilla Sama]

If you see a 70s dude with a long white goatee at another table it's not me.

[Unbeliever]

I'll keep that in mind.

[Cassia]

guy 1: So what's it like living in North Korea?
guy 2: Oh, Y'know, I can't complain.

Hope everyone is OK. This year has been a bitch for me, medically, but nothing completely permanent yet, LOL. Gotta keep a sense of humor. 

[Gawdzilla Sama]

"You'll wonder where you Pappa-san went when he criticizes the government."

[Hydra009]

guy 1: So what's it like living in North Korea?
guy 2: Oh, Y'know, I can't complain.

As someone who loves to complain, I hate that line.  You absolutely can complain and I'm 100% here for it.  Swear.  Stomp your feet.  Scream into a pillow.  Slam a steel wrench through an I-beam.  Whatever it takes.

Local sports team not doing well?  Yeah, they really suck this season.  Local sports team doing well?  Glad to hear it because they really sucked last season.
Weather's nice?  No it isn't.  Not rainy?  I wish it'd rain.  We need the rain.  Rainy?  Uggh, so rainy!  Ruins all my plans.
Winter?  Too cold.  Spring?  Allergies.  Summer?  Literally an ELE event (and yes, I know I just said event twice)  Autumn?  Flawless in every way, but damn those people buying pumpkin spice, which by the way, doesn't have any pumpkin in it!
Quiet town?  Boring!  Busy town?  Loud and noisy!
Having a job sucks.  Not having a job sucks.
Every single thing sucks and I've never enjoyed a single moment of this wretched prime material flaming bag of crap.  Because life is a box of dog poop shaped vaguely like chocolates.  And most of all what really sucks is everything and all of us.

[Gawdzilla Sama]

As someone who loves to complain, I hate that line.  You absolutely can complain and I'm 100% here for it.  Swear.  Stomp your feet.  Scream into a pillow.  Slam a steel wrench through an I-beam.  Whatever it takes.

Norks disappear when they complain. You CAN complain there. Once.

[Nobody]

"Did you know that when Vincent van Gogh cut off his ear he also went blind?
It's because every time he put on his hat it would slip down over his eyes."

Red Skelton