Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux

[the_antithesis]

Que?

Ditto. Not sure who that guy is. I assume a chef?

[Mr.Obvious]

Denethor

https://youtube.com/shorts/VxZ1U9PdUR8?si=iHVx4HRYYpiZx3mn



(Also walter  in fringe. Great actor, imho.)

[Hydra009]

Que?

Denethor from Lord if the Rings: Return of the King.  He famously ate cherry tomatoes in a rapid and off-putting way as his soldiers were slaughtered on a suicide mission he sent them on.

[Hydra009]

[Unbeliever]

I just saw a picture posted by Trump on the White House website that shows Trump holding a red light saber! Accusing the Democrats of being the Sith, while holding a Sith light saber! 🤣

[Hydra009]

I just saw a picture posted by Trump on the White House website that shows Trump holding a red light saber! Accusing the Democrats of being the Sith, while holding a Sith light saber! 🤣

Yeah, the whole red=Republican thing doesn't work well with the in-universe red=Sith thing.  Or maybe it does, idk.

The Sith at least ran a functioning government, so there's that.  Also, it's more than a little strange that this guy has some bizarre urge to photoshop himself - or I guess AI himself, since no one would take the job - as some big, powerful badass to stroke his own ego.  No one who's actually badass has to play pretend like this.

[Hydra009]

G'day, dipsticks!  How ya going?  Ol' Logan here to teach me mates the following wizard spells:

* Aircon (1st-level evocation, reduces heat index by 1 of up to 5+caster level willing subjects within 30 feet for an hour)
* Create Fosters [heaps] (2nd-level transmutation, creates up to 12 cans of Fosters beer in an open container within 30 feet, already chilled to near freezing)
* Power Word: Naur (6th-level enchantment, target within 60 feet automatically fails your choice of dice roll)
* Dundee's Knife (7th-level evocation, sword-shaped force construct, lasts up to a minute, can attack a target of your choice within 5 feet of the sword, on hit 3d10 force damage once per turn)
* Bushmaze (8th-level conjuration, banishes the target to the outback, lasts up to 10 minutes or until the target succeeds on a DC20 intelligence check or meets Jim Morrison, whichever comes first)
* Wish (9th-level conjuration, one of the following effects of the caster's choice: fast/inexpensive internet, release dates matching the Yanks, Dire Kookaburra familiar, Glitch makes a new series of your choice, temporary reversal of climate change in all of Australia for one (1) year, complete knowledge of what happened to Harold Holt on the 17th of December 1967)

[Hydra009]

[Hydra009]

[Unbeliever]

Who knew the Eifel Tower could be so useful!? 🤣

[Gawdzilla Sama]

Who knew the Eifel Tower could be so useful!? 🤣

Back in 1972 a bus load of us sailors were in Paris once, making idiots out of ourselves as much as possible without getting arrested.

One of the guys yelled and stopped abruptly.

"Wow, I thought the Eiffel Tower would be taller!"

I looked around.

"That's the Arc de Triomphe."

"Well, I didn't know its French name."

[Hydra009]

[Unbeliever]

A bird in the hand is worth two on the roof! 🦩🦤

[PopeyesPappy]

[Hydra009]

The moral of the story is to not chase trends.  Also, you don't own any streaming service songs and it's just a matter of time before some people learn about that the hard way.

Personally, I only bought a dozen or so CDs before the switch to digital, so the economic crisis was minimal.  Winamp/VLC ftw.

Edit - why not "burn" from CD to a digital format to not need to stream at all?