Since the other one seems to be schizophrenic by locking and unlocking (which is bugging the fuck out of me), why not just create a new one:
(http://cdn.acidcow.com/pics/20100810/the_most_hilarious_gangsters_14.jpg)
-Nam
But then he had to go get the milk and bread for his mom.
(https://i.imgur.com/lEwCvkl.jpg)
**NSFW**
If this guy's going to be a pedophile, someone really needs to explain to him how it's done because this is just embarrassing:
[spoiler](http://funnyfbpicture.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/train-window-and-kid-peeing-toilet-funny-only-in-india.jpg)[/spoiler]
-Nam
Nam: Spoil shit like this please - wolf
Shit like that ^ is why I wish the spoiler code spoiled things for Tapatalk.....
Sent from your mom
(http://i.imgur.com/xXdZDhJ.jpg)
This is why I like rock.
What happens when you play a country song backwards?
You get your truck back, you get your girl back, you get your dog back.
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on July 28, 2014, 08:46:59 AM
What happens when you play a country song backwards?
You get your truck back, you get your girl back, you get your dog back.
You also go from Rocky mountain climbing and skydiving to the sofa, put the Good Book back on the shelf, and go cancer-free. :P
(http://i.imgur.com/NOl1SkC.png)
Quote from: Hydra009 on July 28, 2014, 09:04:50 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/NOl1SkC.png)
Oh man.... Get that girl in to 1st grade please
Sent from your mom
Quote from: Hydra009 on July 28, 2014, 08:42:38 AM
This is why I like rock.
You do realize rock is a mixture of jazz, blues, country, and r&b, swing, etc., right? Without any of those, rock probably wouldn't exist. That's why country artists can cross over to rock without much effort; and why some blues can be seen in the genre of rock.
-Nam
Quote from: Nam on July 28, 2014, 10:54:07 AM
You do realize rock is a mixture of jazz, blues, country, and r&b, swing, etc., right? Without any of those, rock probably wouldn't exist. That's why country artists can cross over to rock without much effort; and why some blues can be seen in the genre of rock.
-Nam
Led Zeppelin was a blues band early on. Elvis and the Beatles same same.
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on July 28, 2014, 10:58:00 AM
Led Zeppelin was a blues band early on. Elvis and the Beatles same same.
A lot of successful rock singers, groups started in country: Buddy Holly, Chuck Berry (yes, Chuck Berry), K. D. Lang, etc.,
-Nam
Quote from: Nam on July 28, 2014, 11:07:15 AM
A lot of successful rock singers, groups started in country: Buddy Holly, Chuck Berry (yes, Chuck Berry), K. D. Lang, etc.,
-Nam
They always say "country", but they never say
which country.
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on July 28, 2014, 11:22:35 AM
They always say "country", but they never say which country.
Ha ha eh.
-Nam
(http://i.imgur.com/HRUPGK7.jpg)
Quote from: Nam on July 28, 2014, 11:07:15 AM
A lot of successful rock singers, groups started in country: Buddy Holly, Chuck Berry (yes, Chuck Berry), K. D. Lang, etc.,
-Nam
The Rolling Stones were a great country band.
(http://i.imgur.com/cJeFMHG.jpg) (http://imgur.com/cJeFMHG)
Holy crap!
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/10455266_10153045115154062_6841249841496040770_n.jpg?oh=f203d84eaeb5519d6d9267838ab8e239&oe=543B54A0&__gda__=1413189046_a7f3fa0517072bcac64b3ed383756982)
(https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/6858744064/hA00C04AD/)
(http://www.farleftside.com/2014/3-21-14-good-king-leopold.gif)
(http://i61.tinypic.com/141ijjd.jpg)
(http://i58.tinypic.com/20gefpj.jpg)
(http://i62.tinypic.com/209t5e8.jpg)
(http://cdn.emgn.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/star-wars-movie-mistakes-fail.jpg)
-Nam
Quote from: Nam on July 30, 2014, 08:09:14 PM
(http://cdn.emgn.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/star-wars-movie-mistakes-fail.jpg)
-Nam
Sigh. I had friends on that Death Star.
(http://www.timhunkin.com/page_pictures/a201_equine-anal-probe.png)
I've delivered a calf once. Had to stick both hands inside the cow up to my elbows. It was disgusting.
-Nam
Quote from: Nam on July 30, 2014, 11:57:47 PM
I've delivered a calf once. Had to stick both hands inside the cow up to my elbows. It was disgusting.
-Nam
Well don't have a cow, man!
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-4hMpNEZzm7Y/U9U_Iw9ZHII/AAAAAAAAUhs/xlPcFvz7rh8/s1600/hobby-lobby-christian-chastity-belt.jpg)
Quote from: Nam on July 28, 2014, 10:54:07 AM
You do realize rock is a mixture of jazz, blues, country, and r&b, swing, etc., right? Without any of those, rock probably wouldn't exist.
You do realize one does not need to know about or like or care at all about the roots of something in order to like that something right? He likes rock. Its a pretty simple statement. Why shit all over it?
Quote from: kilodelta on August 02, 2014, 12:59:31 AM
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-4hMpNEZzm7Y/U9U_Iw9ZHII/AAAAAAAAUhs/xlPcFvz7rh8/s1600/hobby-lobby-christian-chastity-belt.jpg)
Of course it would be Hobby Lobby. :lol:
I hope there's a key handy in the toilet.
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on August 02, 2014, 08:22:11 AM
I hope there's a key handy in the toilet.
Of course. Each Hobby Lobby toilet attendant is there with the key to ensure they don't play with anything while it's unlocked.
Quote from: Hijiri Byakuren on August 02, 2014, 08:16:42 AM
Of course it would be Hobby Lobby. :lol:
I'm pretty sure that's a photoshopped image, although it is hilarious... in a depressing way. :lol:
(http://youvert.typepad.com/.a/6a00d8341c678153ef0154320ef945970c-pi)
-Nam
Quote from: Nam on August 02, 2014, 09:42:20 PM
(http://youvert.typepad.com/.a/6a00d8341c678153ef0154320ef945970c-pi)
-Nam
Gay sex is okay as long as it's Jesus doing the penetrating.
Christians are God's flock. Guess God must be
Scottish Welsh.
If we're all God's children, doesn't this statement make Jesus a sex offender?
Quote from: Hijiri Byakuren on August 02, 2014, 10:05:20 PM
Gay sex is okay as long as it's Jesus doing the penetrating.
Christians are God's flock. Guess God must be Scottish Welsh.
If we're all God's children, doesn't this statement make Jesus a sex offender?
[Spoiler]
99 bottles of love on the wallI loved many girls each night
they were like
individually wrapped
acid trips
sweat and cum made
the sheets warm and cozy
the lights were pretty
like disco balls in studio 69
and when I grew tired
I'd lay there and dream
of heaven while being raped
by the love of a woman
while I slept
I'd see jesus in front of me
and he'd tell me to get
undressed and I would call him
a fag and say I didn't swing
that way
but
it was jesus
if I didn't swing perhaps
I'd go to hell
so I undressed and
woke up to a guy
sucking my cock
it felt strangely fine
and I let it happen
jesus wanted it to happen
the nights were abstract
the stars seemed to move
like spaceships
we wanted to go home
and we cried out loud
for them to rescue us
from a world at war with itself
vietnam was waking us up to love
yet our government was killing
us
I burnt a flag on capitol hill
and got beaten with a club
by some pansy cop who looked
like he was the re-incarnated
jesus who went down on me
that other night
I've been photographed in incense
and burned as a god
yet the god I am is the god they are
and there's nothing more
I can do but hope that life's
more than a re-occurring trip
and not held in the palm of a white man
who calls himself a leader
true leaders don't send young men and women
to die in a battle
that they obviously will not come back from
and if they do
they won't be whole
they won't
be innocent anymore
they'll be fucked and raped
like a little girl
finding out her daddy hates her
I've seen more on tv
than what they show
or perhaps
it's all just a show
and we are the puppets
waiting for our strings
to be cut
or for us to cut
them
ourselves
give me a gun
I'll assassinate Kennedy
just so I can dream of
not being drafted
dream of being fucked
by many women
know that jesus loves me
dance in a crowd
and see better stars
at night
David Garrett Arnold
May 16 2006[/spoiler]
-Nam
(http://i.imgur.com/EmZyH5b.gif)
Quote from: Nam on August 02, 2014, 09:42:20 PM
(http://youvert.typepad.com/.a/6a00d8341c678153ef0154320ef945970c-pi)
-Nam
(http://th07.deviantart.net/fs71/PRE/f/2013/205/0/4/04e4e264abc4b200a25837529a33a7f1-d6f0cey.png)
(http://i.imgur.com/t4rmpQG.jpg)
Sent from your mom
(http://i.imgur.com/7eUpUhW.jpg)
Satan in his earthly guise
Quote from: Hydra009 on August 04, 2014, 03:05:43 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/ph9k7os.gif)
lol I've had that phone signature for a LONG time now. You just noticed it? :lol:
Quote from: PickelledEggs on August 04, 2014, 11:47:00 AMlol I've had that phone signature for a LONG time now. You just noticed it? :lol:
Nope. Laughing at how well it combos with the image.
Quote from: Hydra009 on August 04, 2014, 11:51:30 AM
Nope. Laughing at how well it combos with the image.
Lmao
Sent from your mom
Personally i think this is a wee bit unfair cos there's fat birds in Europe as well, just not so fkn many.... :dance:
(http://i59.tinypic.com/hu3z42.jpg)
(http://i60.tinypic.com/2lnbpn8.jpg)
Quote from: Hijiri Byakuren on July 29, 2014, 02:25:07 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/HRUPGK7.jpg)
I've had that happen to me. In a really cold room it's fucking torture. Especially when you're really cozy.
Quote from: Hydra009 on August 04, 2014, 04:19:25 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/7eUpUhW.jpg)
Satan in his earthly guise
I'm so stealing that as a parenting tactic!
(http://whitneybutler.files.wordpress.com/2014/02/funny-jesus-trex-ark.jpg)
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Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on August 04, 2014, 01:38:57 PM
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that's just sick
[spoiler]
I'm still laughing[/spoiler]
Quote from: Green Bottle on August 04, 2014, 12:05:04 PM
Personally i think this is a wee bit unfair cos there's fat birds in Europe as well, just not so fkn many.... :dance:
(http://i59.tinypic.com/hu3z42.jpg)
(http://i134.photobucket.com/albums/q93/jmftexas/europe-were-all-beautiful-thin-and-intelligent_zps587fb41f.jpg)
(https://usafamilymedicine.files.wordpress.com/2011/12/farsidecartoon1.jpg)
(http://www.deathbulge.com/images/comics/152.jpg)
source: http://www.deathbulge.com/#/comics/152 (http://www.deathbulge.com/#/comics/152)
(http://i.imgur.com/eia6Pss.jpg)
(http://i61.tinypic.com/snyr68.jpg)
(http://www.teamjimmyjoe.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/Ermagerd-Mugshot.jpg)
-Nam
(http://i.imgur.com/YdvR2MB.jpg)
Hardcore as fuck.
Ten minutes in boot camp and he'd fold.
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on August 06, 2014, 07:46:45 AM
Ten minutes in boot camp and he'd fold.
5 minutes watching kindergartners he'd commit suicide.
-Nam
First Hijiri
(http://img.tapatalk.com/d/14/08/07/pe8u8edy.jpg)
Sent from your mom
(http://thedailygrime.files.wordpress.com/2013/08/download-1.jpg)
-Nam
(http://i.imgur.com/80fcpQJ.gif)
Sent from your mom
I love how into watching a man fap they were...
Cats in a zero-g environment:
(http://i.imgur.com/OQRw3OT.gif)
(https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/-5sxDXGBymxk/UlKTPOSxA6I/AAAAAAAAdjs/pXyXkugOKzY/w320-h211/reverse-1295375293_cats-in-zero-gravity.gif)
Sauce (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O9XtK6R1QAk)
(http://www.funcage.com/photos/awesome-double-chair.jpg)
Not pictured: the hole in the top seat
(http://i.imgur.com/hcW5A5i.jpg)
Quote from: Hydra009 on August 06, 2014, 05:28:26 PM
Cats in a zero-g environment:
(http://i.imgur.com/OQRw3OT.gif)
(https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/-5sxDXGBymxk/UlKTPOSxA6I/AAAAAAAAdjs/pXyXkugOKzY/w320-h211/reverse-1295375293_cats-in-zero-gravity.gif)
Sauce (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O9XtK6R1QAk)
This cat don't need no zero G bullshit!
(http://31.media.tumblr.com/a408e63f711a5e3a13254b7f6e9f1e35/tumblr_n9jxvbPalf1qabe6do1_400.gif)
(http://38.media.tumblr.com/2f58c5f4c97b3e73b158e7dac35a5fe4/tumblr_n7edf2lDuM1qdlh1io1_400.gif)
(http://img.tapatalk.com/d/14/08/08/te6yzy3u.jpg)
Sent from your mom
(http://thumbpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/Funny-Cat-Gifs-25.gif)
-Nam
(http://i.imgur.com/hgoXkXL.jpg)
Quote from: Nam on August 07, 2014, 02:49:19 PM
(http://thumbpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/Funny-Cat-Gifs-25.gif)
(http://i.imgur.com/8fBcTSX.gif)
(http://i.imgur.com/6pws2lR.png)
It's not gay. It's soaking.
(http://assets.vice.com/content-images/contentimage/no-slug/e12b8ff232a10a60e2d9c6be17fd000c.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/4C1q3Nc.jpg)
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpf1/t1.0-9/10603565_709744219095793_4802474714558690401_n.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/ti9365S.gif)
My life summed up in a gif.
(http://schizoidlawi.files.wordpress.com/2012/05/cyanide-and-happiness-a-better-place-life-after-death-800x500.jpg)
Not as much funny as, impactful
(http://i.imgur.com/qreizvW.jpg)
lol
(http://i.imgur.com/OM8b1Ry.gif)
(http://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lrws1nNbQb1r06a7xo1_400.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/xiecCuf.png)
(http://img.tapatalk.com/d/14/08/13/2ydabu5u.jpg)
Sent from your mom
(http://i.imgur.com/MbEDx2i.jpg)
From a parody site, but still, barely different from the usual.
(http://www.smartfellowspress.com/To%20Serve%20Man%20Cannamite%203.jpg)
(http://i59.tinypic.com/2rfwti9.jpg)
(http://i57.tinypic.com/15mo1f4.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/cb4JGl9.png)
Correction: roughly 75% cotton and 25% linen
Quote from: Hydra009 on August 13, 2014, 02:30:04 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/cb4JGl9.png)
Correction: roughly 75% cotton and 25% linen
Cottonwoods are trees, dude!
Quote from: Hydra009 on August 13, 2014, 11:42:14 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/MbEDx2i.jpg)
From a parody site, but still, barely different from the usual.
Fox news will have coverage of this on monday.
(http://global3.memecdn.com/playing-video-games-at-work_o_1658879.jpg)
5 stacks of wife aggro = instant death
(http://img.tapatalk.com/d/14/08/15/bu5ypuhe.jpg)
Lmao it's such a bad joke.
Sent from your mom
(http://i.imgur.com/FlpIffv.jpg?1)
(http://img.tapatalk.com/d/14/08/15/zezu5uqe.jpg)
(http://img.tapatalk.com/d/14/08/15/usydever.jpg)
(http://img.tapatalk.com/d/14/08/15/upyty5u2.jpg)
Sent from your mom
(http://funny-pictures-blog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/Ways-to-Ask-for-Money.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/wgaakid.jpg)
"You have to be born in the last century to buy liquor."
(http://i1202.photobucket.com/albums/bb366/magicrob99/mosesfishing_zpscc49fa57.jpg) (http://s1202.photobucket.com/user/magicrob99/media/mosesfishing_zpscc49fa57.jpg.html)
(http://i61.tinypic.com/2r4hndi.jpg)
Woot!
(http://i.imgur.com/VAfLNHd.gif)
Makes sense. After all, he does bop Yoshi on the head to make him flick his tongue out.
Quote from: baddogma on August 16, 2014, 10:23:37 PM
Woot!
I've had a similar conversation before... Haha
Sent from your mom
Quote from: Hydra009 on August 17, 2014, 03:10:42 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/VAfLNHd.gif)
Makes sense. After all, he does bop Yoshi on the head to make him flick his tongue out.
I've had many a laugh while sacrificing Yoshi for my evil designs.
(http://cdn8.openculture.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/philosophy-ref-signals.jpg)
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xap1/v/t1.0-9/10409470_10152334867029150_6375719254436656826_n.jpg?oh=e70105a5b99245b903bfe20cf0d2e103&oe=5460616B&__gda__=1417266750_147c2f9875b5978c3b22c18ad9b068a8)
But Captain America did. :razz:
Quote from: Hydra009 on August 18, 2014, 11:18:49 PM
But Captain America did. :razz:
LMAO I saw that one too
(http://i.imgur.com/0vBQrf5.gif)
QWOP: Equestrian edition
Pocket Finger........
(http://i57.tinypic.com/e02vx3.gif)
(http://i.imgur.com/iDOzAa5.jpg)
We do have BTUs (1 degree F per pound of water) but yeah, not as easy.
Quote from: Hydra009 on August 20, 2014, 10:52:21 AM
We do have BTUs (1 degree F per pound of water) but yeah, not as easy.
It's ten times easier to work things out in metric and then just convert the units.
(http://i60.tinypic.com/syuzpu.jpg)
(http://i60.tinypic.com/be6crb.jpg)
(http://i58.tinypic.com/4r9f7t.png)
(http://i.imgur.com/0FJ4KRc.gif)
Quote from: Hydra009 on August 21, 2014, 09:55:35 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/0FJ4KRc.gif)
That's why they're going extinct...
(http://shechive.files.wordpress.com/2013/01/sb-random-352.jpg?w=500&h=973)
(http://i793.photobucket.com/albums/yy219/Jo-Anns-stuff/anncoultertooktheicebucketchallenge_zps0a5d8c81.jpg)
Quote from: GrinningYMIR on August 21, 2014, 04:30:13 PM(http://shechive.files.wordpress.com/2013/01/sb-random-352.jpg?w=500&h=973)
Doctor Manhattan: "This is a job for, oh that's right, I never wear clothes."
(http://img0.joyreactor.com/pics/post/funny-pictures-minecraft-auto-comics-381241.jpeg)
(http://i.imgur.com/jfI4stJ.gif)
(http://i.imgur.com/kexjrYL.gif)
(http://i.imgur.com/sXKcMv5.gif)
Sauce (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=38jDQkkaxT8) for the last one
(http://i.imgur.com/NaGc4.jpg)
I look at this and while I laugh I just ask myself why I haven't seen this before.
(http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/facebook/000/199/485/f0588128-68d7-4875-95a5-410ce3236b28.jpg)
MRW I cook a pizza, cut it into slices, and let my roommate have first dibs:
(http://i.imgur.com/9SK2Yql.gif)
Quote from: Hydra009 on August 24, 2014, 12:05:37 AM
MRW I cook a pizza, cut it into slices, and let my roommate have first dibs:
(http://i.imgur.com/9SK2Yql.gif)
I don't suppose you'd happen to know what that GIF is from, would you?
Sorry, forgot. One sec, connecting to hivemind...
---____
WE ARE ONE. WE ARE ALL.
Anime: Love Live!
Character: Umi Sonoda
Blood Type: A
Voiced by: Suzuko Mimori
The 9 billionth digit of Pi is 9.
The mass of Sol is approximately 333,000 times the mass of the Earth.
I'm sorry, John, but you're going to have to run again.
Apotheosis was the beginning before the beginning. Devices on alert. Observe the procedures of a general alert. The base and the pinnacle. The flower inside the fruit that is both its parent and its child. Decadent as ancestors. The portal and that which passes. Counting down. All functions nominal. All functions optimal. Counting down.
One One One One zero One One zero zero zero One zero zero zero zero zero zero zero ze-
____---
Uggh. My head hurts.
(http://i1202.photobucket.com/albums/bb366/magicrob99/circumcision_zps68ff8782.jpg) (http://s1202.photobucket.com/user/magicrob99/media/circumcision_zps68ff8782.jpg.html)
(http://i.imgur.com/hTLMbRK.gif)
(http://i.imgur.com/LWYVqep.gif)
(http://i.imgur.com/7PkV5UR.gif)
(http://i.imgur.com/GNkAbeK.jpg)
Oh the irony.
Quote from: Hydra009 on August 24, 2014, 12:21:26 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/7PkV5UR.gif)
That is going to be me this october at comic con
Quote from: PickelledEggs on August 26, 2014, 02:01:53 AMThat is going to be me this october at comic con
You're going as Rogue? :razz:
Quote from: Hydra009 on August 26, 2014, 11:35:34 AM
You're going as Rogue? :razz:
My ass is pretty nice... I bet I could pull it off
Sent from your mom
Quote from: PickelledEggs on August 26, 2014, 11:36:13 AM
My ass is pretty nice... I bet I could pull it off
Sent from your mom
You have to post pictures. :lol:
Quote from: Hijiri Byakuren on August 26, 2014, 01:36:27 PM
You have to post pictures. :lol:
fuck.
:lol:
maybe. We'll see. I'm not usually one to take pictures of myself. If I can find a picture that someone already took of me, I'll use that first. otherwise I'll take a picture later
(http://i.imgur.com/uCKaeJG.jpg)
Not sure if this belongs here on the Dafuq thread. *cringes more with every reply*
Quote from: Hydra009 on August 26, 2014, 01:46:00 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/uCKaeJG.jpg)
Not sure if this belongs here on the Dafuq thread. *cringes more with every reply*
That last poster makes the entirety of humanity look bad, If I saw this person in real life or on the internet I would feel ashamed for being a human, this person is awarded no points, no sympathy, and no intelligence, and every single person is now dumber for having read their post
We're all doomed
Quote from: PickelledEggs on August 26, 2014, 01:43:02 PM
fuck.
:lol:
maybe. We'll see. I'm not usually one to take pictures of myself. If I can find a picture that someone already took of me, I'll use that first. otherwise I'll take a picture later
I'm more than happy to post a pic of my ass, enjoy......
(http://www.toolstation.com/images/library/stock/webbig/42743.jpg)
Quote from: Desdinova on August 26, 2014, 02:43:27 PM
I'm more than happy to post a pic of my ass, enjoy......
(http://www.toolstation.com/images/library/stock/webbig/42743.jpg)
:lol:
(http://i.imgur.com/0007Fgy.gif)
TIL horses don't like being splashed with water.
(http://i60.tinypic.com/bfrio6.jpg)
(http://i58.tinypic.com/2yxhgnb.jpg)
(http://i62.tinypic.com/25frdog.jpg)
(http://i61.tinypic.com/dlhzbb.gif)
(http://i.imgur.com/ZRR46f4.jpg)
Checkmate, atheists.
(Also, don't ever use fully justified typography with narrow columns (http://conversations.marketing-partners.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/full-j-no-hyph.png).)
QuoteIf atheism were true, why do cats have pretty stripes on them?
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Where is your God now?
(http://i.imgur.com/947wHap.jpg?1)
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Canada sure is feeling sassy today (http://www.cbsnews.com/news/canadas-nato-delegation-mocks-lost-russian-troops-on-twitter/). And the best part is, if Russia gets angry over this, they could always just apologize. :razz:
Quote from: Hydra009 on August 28, 2014, 03:17:33 PM
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Whoever said that words can never hurt you was wrong. Stupidity hurts.
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Sent from your mom
Ha! Dat's funny.
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I love that the English are the good guys :P.
Quote from: Hydra009 on August 29, 2014, 01:53:09 PM
(http://x3.fjcdn.com/comments/not+shopped+_16307000837e2c6c03790c6753acad4b.jpg)
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-i9nq3r9teys/Ttr6JHzxgYI/AAAAAAAAAuc/rhAieEBc7j4/s1600/star-wars-hits-earth-4.jpg)
(http://blogs-images.forbes.com/alexknapp/files/2012/11/Robot_Bolshevik1.jpg)
Sweet Officer-mecha in the third pic
Quote from: GrinningYMIR on August 26, 2014, 02:08:28 PM
That last poster makes the entirety of humanity look bad, If I saw this person in real life or on the internet I would feel ashamed for being a human, this person is awarded no points, no sympathy, and no intelligence, and every single person is now dumber for having read their post
We're all doomed
To paraphrase Neil DeGrasse Tyson, "Aliens may have already visited earth and decided there is no intelligent life here."
Quote from: Hydra009 on August 29, 2014, 09:27:34 AM
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You should NEVER let Jabba the Cat get on top.
Quote from: GrinningYMIR on August 29, 2014, 04:54:21 PMSweet Officer-mecha in the third pic
It's a Maurader from Mechwarrior. Somewhere in there is a joke about Kerensky piloting the thing.
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Doug Trio
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I can confirm that this also works with Crisco. Funniest thing in the whole damn world. Well, that and lacing the seeds with capsaicin powder. But it's so difficult to get the dosage right...
Quote from: Hydra009 on August 31, 2014, 03:43:14 AM
I can confirm that this also works with Crisco. Funniest thing in the whole damn world. Well, that and lacing the seeds with capsaicin powder. But it's so difficult to get the dosage right...
Squirrels are smart...
Really smart.
Sorry, basement dwellers...
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Quote from: Hydra009 on August 31, 2014, 11:47:13 PM
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My god, that was amazing.
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Quote from: Hydra009 on September 01, 2014, 01:22:06 AM
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As someone of both heritages, I'm not sure how I feel about this one :P.
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I found a real Jesus worth worshipping.
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I didn't know the Oatmeal Bucket Challenge was a sin.
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Quote from: Hydra009 on September 03, 2014, 06:28:04 PM
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Mah bunny, played it off like a champ.
(http://i.imgur.com/CoFo2Pk.gif)
Who's a good boy? Yoouuu arrre!
It's name is "Shelly".
The best way to counter a protest is to join it... badly.
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Damn.
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Quote from: stromboli on September 03, 2014, 11:31:41 PM
In France its name is "Le Appetizer"
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
(http://www.forevergeek.com/wp-content/media/2010/10/calvinhobbes3.jpg?43d6aa)
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More where that came from:
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Thinking of putting this on my FB for all the whiners yapping about how their right to pray is being stripped away.
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Bring you Bible and your mind, but all you're really gonna need is your Bible.
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Quote from: Hydra009 on September 07, 2014, 11:34:55 PM
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Bring you Bible and your mind, but all you're really gonna need is your Bible.
Bring your bible and your mind, and leave the latter at the door.
(http://www.atheistmemebase.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/040-Sorry-I-made-you-gay.jpg)
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TIL the California drought is all the government's fault.
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(http://www.nocturnar.com/forum/attachments/humor/28321d1338071087-internet-memes-perseverance-sometimes-the-wait-is-worth-it.jpg)
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Also, I cussed out a bush once.
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I'm not certain if this one goes in this thread, or in the random thread
but here it is
Quote from: GrinningYMIR on September 10, 2014, 08:36:07 AM
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I'm not certain if this one goes in this thread, or in the random thread
but here it is
That looks painful, but also mildly arousing....
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That coke will be $1.59. Errr...I mean, $9,083,748. Yeah, a check will be fine.
Quote from: Hydra009 on September 11, 2014, 01:26:59 PM
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That coke will be $1.59. Errr...I mean, $9,083,748. Yeah, a check will be fine.
"Millionths" is a decimal place, Hydra. (i.e. nine millionths is written as 0.000009) This teacher actually has a point.
D'oh! :doh: Well, I guess he/she'd have trouble understanding atmospheric carbon dioxide levels or something. Dammit, I really thought I had some good idiocy there.
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MFW I don't sleep in the exact center of my bed
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Picking up an alligator =/= picking up a small dog
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A natural 20 on a save vs stupid roll.
I'm having trouble believing that one.
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Sent from your mom
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Dafuck is swag?
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Sent from your mom
Quote from: Green Bottle on September 15, 2014, 07:01:12 PM
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Holy Mary, mother of God!
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Anyone old enough to remember these damned things?(http://i1160.photobucket.com/albums/q490/atheola/IMG_20140916_122708.jpg)Holy crap on a stick they wear you out even more at 55 than 12!
Lol. I have one in storage.
Quote from: AllPurposeAtheist on September 16, 2014, 12:35:42 PM
Anyone old enough to remember these damned things?(http://i1160.photobucket.com/albums/q490/atheola/IMG_20140916_122708.jpg)Holy crap on a stick they wear you out even more at 55 than 12!
The y-donor told me to mow the yard with one of those. I went out to the garage, took a quick look and came back in the house.
"I won't do that!"
He got mad and said he'd tie me to the damn thing until the yard was done. I said "Let's go, then." When we got the garage he noticed a rattler entwined in the blades. And one on the handle.
We let the yard go that day.
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on September 16, 2014, 01:23:35 PM
The y-donor told me to mow the yard with one of those. I went out to the garage, took a quick look and came back in the house.
"I won't do that!"
He got mad and said he'd tie me to the damn thing until the yard was done. I said "Let's go, then." When we got the garage he noticed a rattler entwined in the blades. And one on the handle.
We let the yard go that day.
If I'd been there, they would've wound up as hatbands or belts.
(http://shaunynews.files.wordpress.com/2014/04/animal-funny-pictures-with-captions-7-funny-pictures-with-captions.jpg?w=593&h=548)
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The only time when you can put drugs into something and make it less addictive. (also, cheaper)
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(http://gatherer.wizards.com/Handlers/Image.ashx?multiverseid=247530&type=card)
Quote from: Hydra009 on September 16, 2014, 09:06:27 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/RV3PwnG.jpg)
The only time when you can put drugs into something and make it less addictive. (also, cheaper)
I don't understand this picture
Quote from: GrinningYMIR on September 17, 2014, 09:51:12 PM
I don't understand this picture
Drug bust. The cocaine pouches have a fairly common symbol (http://www.mtgsalvation.gamepedia.com/Planeswalkers) from Magic: The Gathering printed on the front. Magic: The Gathering cards are nicknamed cardboard crack.
ohh, I didn't realize that until you pointed it out,
that's funny
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Sent from your mom
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Quote from: Hydra009 on September 17, 2014, 10:18:13 PM
Drug bust. The cocaine pouches have a fairly common symbol (http://www.mtgsalvation.gamepedia.com/Planeswalkers) from Magic: The Gathering printed on the front. Magic: The Gathering cards are nicknamed cardboard crack.
I guess you guys have never really tried really good cocaine.. Seemed magic to me.. :shhh:
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Why is she wearing 3D models of pink gas giant planets?
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Preorder now and get 100 GoldBux© and LocosTacos© Swag for Call of Duty®: Ghosts!
Nothing like truth in advertising is there? You know you're hungry. And by GOD you know it's good because it's got HOMESTYLE goodness in it..
Mom always had a big factory where she prepared can after can of dead baby chickens for the whole family.. :sick:
i think it's time to find this Sweet Sue woman and torture her for her transgressions..
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Well thank god schools teach pretty wryting, huh? You know this person's degree will take them far....behind prison walls I suspect.
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It's almost the perfect grammar trainwreck. All it needs is an apostrophe plural and an ellipsis instead of a period at the end.
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Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on September 20, 2014, 05:58:21 PM
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That .gif. It's beautiful. Hypnotizing. Magnificent. :,)
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What a 1 ton truck looks like after meeting 3/4 ton of Black Angus at night on a mountain road. (well, I think its funny)
Quote from: stromboli on September 20, 2014, 11:25:39 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/I5LXcDC.jpg)
What a 1 ton truck looks like after meeting 3/4 ton of Black Angus at night on a mountain road. (well, I think its funny)
That happened to my parents a few years back. They glanced off the cow, down into the barrow pit and through two or three fences but were uninjured--SUV's engine destroyed through.
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I like how the bike cart was all, "Didn't hit me. Don't care. I got noodles to deliver."
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Brake failure in a race
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Quote from: Moralnihilist on September 22, 2014, 11:46:28 AM
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Brake failure in a race
This is the only reason to watch NASCAR.
Quote from: Poison Tree on September 21, 2014, 01:10:49 AM
That happened to my parents a few years back. They glanced off the cow, down into the barrow pit and through two or three fences but were uninjured--SUV's engine destroyed through.
Lol. Having pried a doe off the front of a Plymouth Reliant, I can speak from experience. My Navy son pried one off the front of his Mercedes. Now that is painful.
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Wtfbibleverses follows me on Twitter Hahahahahahhaha
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Sent from your mom
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*Jaws music*
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[yt]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wBPsbgKeIFM[/yt]
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Also, microwaves recharge the battery. :razz:
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Spinosaurus (http://img.timeinc.net/time/today_in_pictures/0907/tip_ny_0713_01.jpg) isn't especially duck-like. Anatosuchus (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anatosuchus) is a better contender for a real-life crocoduck.
Though, I really don't want to be seen as endorsing Kirk Cameron's stupidity. He argued that evolution posits intermediate forms between extant taxa, which is just fundamentally wrong. These populations diverged millions of years ago, they're not going to have modern transitionals, let alone transitionals between taxa that didn't even exist back then.
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I'm not 100% sure, but I think the background trees are upright and the foreground tree has fallen. The guy is not actually standing, but pulling off a very convincing deception.
Quote from: Hydra009 on September 27, 2014, 02:34:56 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/N2gJdj4.png)
I'm not 100% sure, but I think the background trees are upright and the foreground tree has fallen. The guy is not actually standing, but pulling off a very convincing deception.
Well yeah, it is a deception. Look at how his legs are braced. There is no weight being put on the right foot. The left leg is what's bracing him.
(http://www.demotivation.us/media/demotivators/demotivation.us_First-Impression-Is-often-deceptive-1.jpg)
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Sent from your mom
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Quote from: Hydra009 on September 28, 2014, 02:44:13 AM
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Reminds me of my Golden!
Quote from: Hijiri Byakuren on September 27, 2014, 03:14:59 PM
Well yeah, it is a deception. Look at how his legs are braced. There is no weight being put on the right foot. The left leg is what's bracing him.
It's a fake.. I've seen a lot of similar pictures, but look at the tree just to his left growing up and the background trees growing sideways? It don't work that way fellas..
The tree is fallen and upturned a lot of ground with its roots. Like this (http://www.photo-dictionary.com/photofiles/list/10193/13778fallen_tree.jpg), just almost perfectly perpendicular with the ground. A wider shot would've revealed the illusion. Also, note the leaves.
oh c'mon, its obvious this was an uprooted tree, all the leaves at the base in only one spot? His right hand is helping to hold the jacket from sagging but you can see the gravity pulling the jacket, and the grass in the background you can see its growing towards the sun so the tree is laying down.
(http://i.imgur.com/RDXgjBM.jpg?1)
Quote from: Hydra009 on September 29, 2014, 10:34:18 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/RDXgjBM.jpg?1)
They really are idiots.
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Found this on my phone from over 6 years ago Hahaha (http://img.tapatalk.com/d/14/10/03/ge3apuhu.jpg)
Sent from inside your mom
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Quote from: Jutter on October 03, 2014, 04:51:19 AM
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Even funnier when you hear his voice though :P.
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My sister's boyfriend's bumpersticker.
Sent from your mom
Go to the light!
I went to Catholics Come Home for shits and giggles. Clicked on "I'm not religious"
QuoteSo you’re not very religious…but maybe you’d like to find out more about what Catholicism is all about.
Guess again.
QuoteBelieve it or not, our Catholic belief in God is not just an emotional, religious feelingâ€"it’s a conviction grounded in logic and reason.
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Quote from: Hydra009 on October 05, 2014, 09:39:55 PM
I went to Catholics Come Home for shits and giggles. Clicked on "I'm not religious"
Guess again.
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LOL I did the same thing.
I thought: (http://i.imgur.com/0bEuRRu.png) (http://i.imgur.com/BA46OXT.png) (http://i.imgur.com/BFl9xnE.png) (http://i.imgur.com/tq12pT9.png)
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Of course prayers are answered...
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I love Goldens! Here's mine tormenting one of the cats......
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wUAg4zvNd9U&list=UUvLKydh-nv3Ma95EbxvAlSw
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Heh.
Quote from: Hydra009 on October 09, 2014, 09:24:34 AM
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Heh.
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l33t h4xx0rz trolollol da princip4l
#rekt
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...and that's why your half-orc character has two dads.
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This is my life now.
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Rarely is the question asked, is our children learning?
Quote from: Hydra009 on October 14, 2014, 12:18:25 PM
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Rarely is the question asked, is our children learning?
Wait. Am I missing something? Why does this kid have a 1 out of 8? He should have an 8/8
I think it was because he was smarter than the teacher when he got the answer two different ways. I had teachers like that even in high school. They think you are being a smart ass and disrespectful. Which was true in my case. :eek:
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Quote from: PickelledEggs on October 14, 2014, 12:23:22 PMWait. Am I missing something? Why does this kid have a 1 out of 8? He should have an 8/8
Because the teacher actually flunked, not the student.
I think she wanted the rows of columns to be the first set and the count to be the second. IF this was mentioned then it would be part of the critical thinking part, although I think it's pretty candy ass.
Quote from: Hydra009 on October 14, 2014, 12:46:12 PM
Because the teacher actually flunked, not the student.
The student was supposed to put the numbers in the right way. If you look at the teacher's notes you'll see what he did "wrong". I suspect he flunked for not following instructions. (No approval of that kind of teaching implied.)
Quote from: aitm on October 14, 2014, 01:05:17 PM
I think she wanted the rows of columns to be the first set and the count to be the second. IF this was mentioned then it would be part of the critical thinking part, although I think it's pretty candy ass.
I was taught you can change the order without problem. But that in the '60s.
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on October 14, 2014, 01:06:53 PM
I was taught you can change the order without problem. But that in the '60s.
I was taught the same thing in the 90s. Must have been a recent development in education.
I had a chemistry teacher flunk me on a test where I had all the answers correct, but my punctuation was bad. It still is. :redface: I'm like Richard Feynman and just can't talk or write correctly for whatever reason. Some teachers, my sister-in-law included, are insufferable pendants, like so many on forums. :fU: Solitary
Quote from: PickelledEggs on October 14, 2014, 01:08:36 PM
I was taught the same thing in the 90s. Must have been a recent development in education.
I suspect she/he really didn't know there was a problem with the system.
I don't ever recall problems written as suck, we were taught memorization so the questions were tricky such as
What is 2x5?
Oh yeah smarty pants...whats 5x2? huh? HUH?
On a lighter note:
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She has a point with Raiders (though the Ark wouldn't have been placed in US custody), but he does free the child-slaves in Temple of Doom and if Indy had never been in Last Crusade, then either Donovan would have either never gotten the Grail or would have died promply thereafter. And if Indy hadn't have been in Crystal Skull, it still wouldn't have made any sense.
So, there you have it. Indy is 2 out of 4 at best in saving the day.
Quote from: Hydra009 on October 14, 2014, 03:20:48 PM
On a lighter note:
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She has a point with Raiders (though the Ark wouldn't have been placed in US custody), but he does free the child-slaves in Temple of Doom and if Indy had never been in Last Crusade, then either Donovan would have either never gotten the Grail or would have died promply thereafter. And if Indy hadn't have been in Crystal Skull, it still wouldn't have made any sense.
So, there you have it. Indy is 2 out of 4 at best in saving the day.
Indy couldn't upstage God, now could he? The Big Guy got the last laugh against the Nazis.
Wut wood jayzez due?
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I probably should have mentioned this was on a sign in front of a baptist hospital here in Columbia South Carolina..
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Quote from: Hydra009 on October 14, 2014, 03:20:48 PM
On a lighter note:
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She has a point with Raiders (though the Ark wouldn't have been placed in US custody), but he does free the child-slaves in Temple of Doom and if Indy had never been in Last Crusade, then either Donovan would have either never gotten the Grail or would have died promply thereafter. And if Indy hadn't have been in Crystal Skull, it still wouldn't have made any sense.
So, there you have it. Indy is 2 out of 4 at best in saving the day.
I've given this much thought since I saw that episode.
Indy stalled the Nazis over and over. He never actually stopped them, but he impeded their efforts until they were desperate enough to open it prematurely.
Also by stalling them over and over, he managed to place himself where he would be able to collect the ark at the end.
Quote from: Hydra009 on October 14, 2014, 12:18:25 PM
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Rarely is the question asked, is our children learning?
My degree is in Math. I know the subject very well. The other day for fun I worked on plotting a four dimensional parabola simply using complex numbers for y=x^2.
When my son is doing his common core homework, my wife usually is able to help but occasionally has to turn to me when I come home from work. I study the problem, and while at first I say "what the heck are they doing?" I then figure it out and then say "why the heck are they doing it this way?"
Last year when doing fractional inequalities, I saw their method (drawing a number line - yeah, counting on the drawing skills of 3rd graders) and said "oh hell no." I then taught him how to find a common denominator. The teacher saw my son doing that and then had to teach it to all the rest of the class to keep them up with him. She both complimented and complained that I did that. Apparently she didn't like what she was required to teach them.
The same can be said of his 4th grade homework. Doing it the right way is stressed even more than the previous method by which math is taught.
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Quote from: Green Bottle on October 15, 2014, 05:10:39 PM
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Are NSFW images allowed?
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Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on October 15, 2014, 07:23:50 PM
Are NSFW images allowed?
You'd have to use the spoiler code first of all, but it depends on what it is if it would be even too out of line for that.
Quote from: PickelledEggs on October 16, 2014, 02:02:17 AM
You'd have to use the spoiler code first of all, but it depends on what it is if it would be even too out of line for that.
I don't see the spoiler tags.
Spolier tags vanished a week or so ago
Ah, thanks. Anyway, the next post isn't that naughty, but if it breaks the rules feel free to delete it.
Who knew breast-feeding could be an Olympic event?
I find that oddly tittilating
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Basses dropped.
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:rotflmao:
(brief explanation: in Game of Thrones, bastards - high-born children born out of wedlock - take their surname from the region they're born in, rather than the family name)
Quote from: GrinningYMIR on October 15, 2014, 06:20:49 PM
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Also the capital of South Carolina. :biggrin:
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ASH fainted!
Ash used Elixer! -- Ash's PP is maxed out!
Ash used inseminate! -- It was super effective!
Misty counters with child support! -- Critical hit!
Ash blacked out!
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Sent from your mom
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Both a terrible fate
Sent from your mom
@Shinaru
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(Just something that occurred to me.)
Quote from: Hakurei Reimu on October 19, 2014, 11:34:52 PM
@Shinaru
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(Just something that occurred to me.)
I would have sold it. Just saiyan...
Cooking advice from a closet atheist:
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Shakes on a train................ :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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source (http://www.theisraelidaily.com/isis-releases-snippet-new-nickelback-single-threaten-unleash-full-song-demands-met/)
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Hat hat hat.. Remember, the T is always silent..
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Save the cucumbers!
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Quote from: Hydra009 on October 21, 2014, 11:32:48 AM
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Man, I can still instantly recognize SDA propaganda.
Nice beast because, you know, giant things with large teeth ain't quite scary enough.
A dragon keeping Earth warm, a three-headed cheetah, an angel lion, and a bear eating sticks... AND HOLY FUCK! The Antichrist is horny! I'm willing to pay thousands of dollars to find out how much the Antichrist is rising... Fuck me again! It's FREE!!!
Quote from: kilodelta on October 21, 2014, 02:59:35 PM
A dragon keeping Earth warm, a three-headed cheetah, an angel lion, and a bear eating sticks... AND HOLY FUCK! The Antichrist is horny! I'm willing to pay thousands of dollars to find out how much the Antichrist is rising... Fuck me again! It's FREE!!!
That's a drop bear, mate.
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Most clueless guy in the universe.
Not a pic, but funny nonetheless: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=hCOqnPBasbs
Oopsie!
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I can't tell you why I think this is funny to me, but I do. :lol:
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"We've spotted Imperial Doggies!"
"Imperial Doggies on the north ridge."
Quote from: Desdinova on October 23, 2014, 01:19:54 PM
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My Tibetian spaniels would look awesome in that!
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This app went there. Using Ebola to promote their product...
Sent from your mom
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Well... I got Halloween covered.... O0
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Quote from: Youssuf Ramadan on October 29, 2014, 12:49:39 PM
Well... I got Halloween covered.... O0
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Is the nurse included? It doesn't say she's not.. :eek: And what's with the zoom zoom part? I guess she IS included.. :biggrin:
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Quote from: Hydra009 on October 29, 2014, 04:07:55 PM
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I'm skeptical of this claim and don't know why..
Suicidal Bunnies :rotflmao: :axe:
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Quote from: AllPurposeAtheist on October 29, 2014, 02:23:20 PM
Is the nurse included? It doesn't say she's not.. :eek: And what's with the zoom zoom part? I guess she IS included.. :biggrin:
.
For 45 quid, I should bloody well hope so! :pirate:
I don't know why, but I just can't stop laughing over this one..
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(https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xap1/v/t1.0-9/10710723_561000364043993_8892882677026837294_n.jpg?oh=323590ec170303bf5f803ab35d7efd38&oe=54DB324A&__gda__=1420831126_9d5538460786b2de0a76426a08fd8aa1)
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(http://i1202.photobucket.com/albums/bb366/magicrob99/immoralforgiveness_zps806ee917.jpg) (http://s1202.photobucket.com/user/magicrob99/media/immoralforgiveness_zps806ee917.jpg.html)
(http://cdn77.eatliver.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/redneck-dog9.jpg)
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Kim needed somebody to do a "background" check.
(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2014/11/05/1415190826232_Image_galleryImage_Mandatory_Credit_Photo_by.JPG)
It's good that he smokes.
(http://i.imgur.com/8DBLwTr.jpg)
So does beer. At least in the bars I frequent.
(http://rs1img.memecdn.com/religion_o_266028.jpg)
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It's a Marvel of world we live in...
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Quote from: Hydra009 on November 06, 2014, 05:47:27 PM
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"we're gonna need a bigger med-kit"
(http://cdn77.eatliver.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/guide13.png)
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(http://s2.quickmeme.com/img/c0/c03e3f8823f759d0babe31851ff8364e92a0f45e70f9ba140bde97fa7984593a.jpg)
(http://cdn77.eatliver.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/guide5.png)
Quote from: AllPurposeAtheist on November 06, 2014, 06:03:21 PM
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Instead of just thinking about being able to stand safely next to a lion, that gazelle should have actually done it.
I bet you weren't thinking I'd take it that way, eh? :lol:
How to become rich. A free eBook.
(http://cdn77.eatliver.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/rich.png)
Quote from: PickelledEggs on November 06, 2014, 06:10:58 PM
Instead of just thinking about being able to stand safely next to a lion, that gazelle should have actually done it.
I bet you weren't thinking I'd take it that way, eh? :lol:
That was foremost in my thoughts.. :think:
Flash goes off his diet..
(http://cdn77.eatliver.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/fat18.jpg)
lol
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Because Pokémon is important shit
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lol!
(http://cdn77.eatliver.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/burger.jpg)
(http://i58.tinypic.com/e7grw5.jpg)
(http://i1202.photobucket.com/albums/bb366/magicrob99/truth_zps60b0279e.jpg) (http://s1202.photobucket.com/user/magicrob99/media/truth_zps60b0279e.jpg.html)
Quote from: Youssuf Ramadan on November 07, 2014, 05:56:54 PM
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Math isn't taught on Sunday mass. How do you expect them to figure that out?
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It's never really to early for this one.. Someone else posted this last year..
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Quote from: AllPurposeAtheist on November 07, 2014, 07:38:18 PM
It's never really to early for this one.. Someone else posted this last year..
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You should have posted this in early October... :anal: :wall:
Quote from: PickelledEggs on November 07, 2014, 07:44:43 PM
You should have posted this in early October... :anal: :wall:
I thought I'd let you suffer a bit because Jesus loves suffering..
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(http://cdn77.eatliver.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/confused.jpg)
I said it, and I'm not changing my mind, Girls don't kiss well! (http://i.imgur.com/5BjY9PK.jpg) (http://imgur.com/5BjY9PK)
Quote from: Solitary on November 08, 2014, 10:47:52 AM
I said it, and I'm not changing my mind, Girls don't kiss well! (http://i.imgur.com/5BjY9PK.jpg) (http://imgur.com/5BjY9PK)
And you're comparing girls not kissing well to what exactly? Oh do tell.. :think:
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Quote from: AllPurposeAtheist on November 08, 2014, 12:46:45 PM
And you're comparing girls not kissing well to what exactly? Oh do tell.. :think:
I was suppose to turn into a Prince dodo! "Dumb atheists!"
:super: The Tooth Fairy Gets Whats Coming To Her: http://www.msn.com/en-us/video/viral/fly-away-fairy/vi-AA72KlN?ocid=U147DHP
Quote from: Solitary on November 09, 2014, 09:59:11 AM
:super: The Tooth Fairy Gets Whats Coming To Her: http://www.msn.com/en-us/video/viral/fly-away-fairy/vi-AA72KlN?ocid=U147DHP
Blasphemy!
VIKING TEAM MASCOT!
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The bicycle seat was never seen again...
Quote from: Solitary on November 08, 2014, 10:47:52 AM
I said it, and I'm not changing my mind, Girls don't kiss well! (http://i.imgur.com/5BjY9PK.jpg) (http://imgur.com/5BjY9PK)
Is that frog sitting on a giant tadpole?
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-DnOsXPE-O4o/UDrLtAAyldI/AAAAAAAAIIo/wysfR4qgUlI/s1600/gop-republican-convention-cartoon-jesus-socialist-meme-tampa.jpg)
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Quote from: stromboli on November 09, 2014, 08:25:32 PM
VIKING TEAM MASCOT!
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Is she singing?
Quote from: Jason78 on November 10, 2014, 05:34:28 PM
Is that frog sitting on a giant tadpole?
I have no idea what that is.
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Onion ring...because an onion is forever..
(http://cdn77.eatliver.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/proposal.jpg)
Bush eating pussy: (http://i.imgur.com/Qy3B1aN.jpg) (http://imgur.com/Qy3B1aN)
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Where dinosaurs came from...
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Quote from: Hydra009 on November 12, 2014, 12:47:06 PM
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Was anyone else yelling "Clutch! Clutch!"?
It seemed like he took his left hand off, then couldn't get it back onto the clutch lever. Bastard. Damaging a bike that I have considered buying.
That idiot looked like he was on the second or third floor of a parking garage. Wonder if he survived?
Quote from: kilodelta on November 12, 2014, 01:32:38 PM
Was anyone else yelling "Clutch! Clutch!"?
It seemed like he took his left hand off, then couldn't get it back onto the clutch lever. Bastard. Damaging a bike that I have considered buying.
No shit, nice bike.
He probably drank some coffee at Starbucks and this is his just reward.. :naughty:
(http://cdn77.eatliver.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/funny-cartoon4.png)
I bet mine is bigger than yours! (http://i.imgur.com/wV84Kkr.jpg) (http://imgur.com/wV84Kkr)
"Okay, now paint the superstructure green. We'll hide here tonight."
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/9/90/US_Navy_040525-N-3228G-001_The_superstructure_for_the_Spruance-class_Destroyer_USS_Fletcher_%28DD_992%29_is_visible_over_the_trees_while_transiting_the_channel_to_Pearl_Harbor.jpg/800px-thumbnail.jpg)
(http://free.bridal-shower-themes.com/img/are-you-a-boy-or-a-girl-pokemon_1.jpg)
<< does not get it.
Quote from: aitm on November 13, 2014, 10:57:09 AM
<< does not get it.
Ummm... it's like when you wake up next to someone after a night of wild sex and forget whether your partner had penis or not. I'm sure that's happened to everyone.
Quote from: kilodelta on November 13, 2014, 05:29:43 PM
Ummm... it's like when you wake up next to someone after a night of wild sex and forget whether your partner had penis or not. I'm sure that's happened to everyone.
That's why they call it "Bangkock".
Quote from: aitm on November 13, 2014, 10:57:09 AM<< does not get it.
In Pokemon games, when you create a character, Professor Oak always asks you if you're a boy or girl.
When I was younger I was really confused about myself. I had a face like this, and body like a man. To make it worse, my nick name was Butch. :eek: It was fun, I could get dances and free drinks in any lesbian bar.
(http://i.imgur.com/LRp2myN.jpg) (http://imgur.com/LRp2myN)
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Quote from: Hydra009 on November 14, 2014, 12:01:14 AM
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Who would say yes? That's too much money wasted on iPhones...
I'd punch him on the face for that in addition to saying "no"
That's about 80k in cell
Phones that no one would ever use
Sent from your mom
Quote from: kilodelta on November 13, 2014, 05:29:43 PM
Ummm... it's like when you wake up next to someone after a night of wild sex and forget whether your partner had penis or not. I'm sure that's happened to everyone.
Damned.. In my 55 years that's never happened to me. I must be doing something wrong.
A. nice, soft, round, plump breasts.. CHECK
B. nice soft, round, girly-like buttocks,,,CHECK
C. hairless legs and armpits...CHECK
D. has vagina... CHECK
I knew I was forgetting something..
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(https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/5093177088/h7319E1A2/)
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I could probably find a use for her around the house..
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Quote from: AllPurposeAtheist on November 14, 2014, 09:19:48 AM
Damned.. In my 55 years that's never happened to me. I must be doing something wrong.
A. nice, soft, round, plump breasts.. CHECK
B. nice soft, round, girly-like buttocks,,,CHECK
C. hairless legs and armpits...CHECK
D. has vagina... CHECK
I knew I was forgetting something..
Quote from: AllPurposeAtheist on November 14, 2014, 09:19:48 AM
Damned.. In my 55 years that's never happened to me. I must be doing something wrong.
A. nice, soft, round, plump breasts.. CHECK
B. nice soft, round, girly-like buttocks,,,CHECK
C. hairless legs and armpits...CHECK
D. has vagina... CHECK
I knew I was forgetting something..
You did, an erect clitoris.
(http://ttecdn.com/lolpics/assets/media/1413232005-1387716906.png_cropped0.09328774640443505.jpg)
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Oh my God, the earth is flat after all: (http://i.imgur.com/Ex6jRxw.jpg) (http://imgur.com/Ex6jRxw)
Quote from: Solitary on November 15, 2014, 10:36:49 AM
Oh my God, the earth is flat after all: (http://i.imgur.com/Ex6jRxw.jpg) (http://imgur.com/Ex6jRxw)
And held up with pillars in outer space..
Quote from: AllPurposeAtheist on November 15, 2014, 10:55:17 AM
And held up with pillars in outer space..
No. They use strings to hold up the Earth. Pillars are all made of salt and that wouldn't be nearly strong enough.
(http://media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com/736x/e1/11/9a/e1119ab4a8408f04b34699e111883aed.jpg)
(3000th post!)
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The flat earth is held up by turtles all the way down dumb atheists.
Not true! Turtles can't walk the Earth at over 1000 miles per hour which it required to keep the sun rotating the Earth.
Quote from: kilodelta on November 16, 2014, 05:30:00 PM
Not true! Turtles can't walk the Earth at over 1000 miles per hour which it required to keep the sun rotating the Earth.
There's a turntable just under the surface. Keeps us rotating properly. God turns the crank on the side.
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Quote from: AllPurposeAtheist on November 14, 2014, 05:48:37 PM
I could probably find a use for her around the house..
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I didn't know that was one of Powergirl's powers. I like it.
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Most, if not all books are credited to Ken Ham. Picture was most likely taken inside a creationist museum.
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Quote from: PickelledEggs on November 17, 2014, 01:08:02 AM
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Those xtian artists.. So funny.. :lol:
Hey, gay lions need saving too!
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on November 17, 2014, 10:21:48 AM
Hey, gay lions need saving too!
Because the earth will need repopulated after Ken Ham's flood in Kentucky where lions generally roam free..
Aside from two male lions walking patiently behind to potential male meals... It is just part of gods plans..
Quote from: AllPurposeAtheist on November 17, 2014, 09:55:08 AM
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Those xtian artists.. So funny.. :lol:
One polar bear, two male lions, elephants only slightly larger than gazelles, door too small for giraffes or elephants, the left most lion's left front foot is pointed backwards.
Perhaps I'm taking this too seriously.
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-_zGqVoT7VHA/TsvIhUsbRBI/AAAAAAAAAsc/FCmci0XET9Y/s1600/Far+Side+Monster+Yard+copy.jpg)
I'm guessing it was the editor's day off.. :think: or just a Fox subsidiary..
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Skeletons use knee pads?
Quote from: AllPurposeAtheist on November 17, 2014, 05:21:57 PM
Skeletons use knee pads?
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I think he knocked over his gravestone an he's kneeling on it. :eyes:
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Quote from: Poison Tree on November 17, 2014, 11:31:53 AM
One polar bear, two male lions, elephants only slightly larger than gazelles, door too small for giraffes or elephants, the left most lion's left front foot is pointed backwards.
Perhaps I'm taking this too seriously.
What is really hilarious is it shows two male lions. Are they gay? Did the artist ever see a female lion? Solitary
Quote from: Solitary on November 17, 2014, 11:15:27 PM
What is really hilarious is it shows two male lions. Are they gay? Did the artist ever see a female lion? Solitary
One of them just had gender reassignment. Don't be so cruel, you BARBARIAN!! *shakes fist* :mrgreen:
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(http://www.jesusandmo.net/strips/2014-11-19.png)
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(http://rs1img.memecdn.com/glorious-ground_o_1956761.jpg)
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Bit of snow fell on Buffalo yesterday.
(http://i.imgur.com/BSCoGu7.jpg?1)
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Math? Meth? Moth? Myth? Tough telling..:think:
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(http://1mut.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/Oh-Jesus-meme-collection-1mut.com-3.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/3lzZP9E.gif)
Safety first.
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In all fairness, Picard does give Wesley a good dressing down on occasion. And his tendency to save the day without resorting to fisticuffs is actually a point in his favor. He's a starship captain, not Batman.
(http://img.pandawhale.com/16746-5043214700bv3jpg-hOUI.jpeg)
(http://www.memecreator.org/static/images/memes/1055992.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/76HA09d.jpg)
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And it's gluten free!
Does it also cover nakedness? Could it be used while I sleep? Is it compatible with a pillow?
And all this time I just thought blankets were something my mom put on my bed as a kid to give me something to do when I woke up.. :think:
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Thor traveling to Earth from Asgard.
(http://i.imgur.com/UGOQkVT.jpg)
[cringes internally]
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http://imgur.com/a/hyQna
The title of the imgur link is : Kids write jokes. It got funnier the more I went through them :rotflmao:
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(http://static.fjcdn.com/gifs/Kit+done+messed+up+dukes+of+hazzard_7d1ccf_5191209.gif)
Quote from: kilodelta on November 24, 2014, 10:00:32 PM
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What do you expect from a kit car?
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Quote from: Hydra009 on November 25, 2014, 02:59:34 PM
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More sad than anything, how such a great city has fallen.
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wut? :p
Polandball takes some getting used. Broken engihs is of much confusings. But basically, it is poking fun at European countries varied stances towards the EU and each other and the EU's (particularly Germany) financial assistance to Greece.
(http://epicpix.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/Old-but-gold.jpg)
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Quote from: Hydra009 on November 26, 2014, 02:15:02 PM
Polandball takes some getting used. Broken engihs is of much confusings. But basically, it is poking fun at European countries varied stances towards the EU and each other and the EU's (particularly Germany) financial assistance to Greece.
Polanball is life.
(http://a.disquscdn.com/uploads/mediaembed/images/1148/1609/original.jpg)
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MFW Thanksgiving Dinner
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Quote from: Hydra009 on November 27, 2014, 08:50:00 PM
MFW Thanksgiving Dinner
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I find that deeply disturbing..
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Gee..I'd like to share their joy, but somehow I just can't..
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I wonder if that certificate is transferable. Could it be used for someone still alive?
Quote from: GrinningYMIR on November 15, 2014, 02:15:42 PM
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(3000th post!)
That's an Faroese/Icelandic instruction pamphlet, I recognize it. Doesn't show the 4th pane in that pic.
(https://scontent-a-sea.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xap1/v/t1.0-9/p480x480/10430905_778338705563861_655896049835824009_n.jpg?oh=6de0938cfcb862a4f44c05f076e680ff&oe=54D3853F)
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on November 28, 2014, 09:53:37 AM
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November 18th, 2014 was my dads 86th birthday.. I had no idea he was so busy. :think:
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Brief explanation: Vercingetorix united the Gauls in revolt against the Roman Empire. Julius Caesar won a decisive victory against him and crushed the rebellion.
(http://i1160.photobucket.com/albums/q490/atheola/884990301_1.jpeg)
(http://i1160.photobucket.com/albums/q490/atheola/-766791324.jpeg)
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There's just so much wrong here.. I'm wondering if pulling the door handle harder will open the safe the clerk can't open. :think:
Quote from: AllPurposeAtheist on November 29, 2014, 09:02:49 PM
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There's just so much wrong here.. I'm wondering if pulling the door handle harder will open the safe the clerk can't open. :think:
Only if you slip on the banana peel.
(http://i.imgur.com/T0tkHlz.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/zDCPpmp.gif)
SCIENCE!
(Also, cooking. Which technically, is a very specialized subset of chemistry)
(http://www.soeldnerdesschattens.de/uploads/ss46.jpg)
Long names are fine if they can be easily shortened. Xax would work fine. I prefer 2-3 syllable names no longer than 8 characters, but finding a suitable fantasy-sounding name like that which isn't already taken is practically impossible.
The only character names I truly loathe lazy, grating names like XxxHunterxxX420.
Quote from: Hydra009 on November 30, 2014, 03:03:17 PM
Long names are fine if they can be easily shortened. Xax would work fine. I prefer 2-3 syllable names no longer than 8 characters, but finding a suitable fantasy-sounding name like that which isn't already taken is practically impossible.
The only character names I truly loathe lazy, grating names like XxxHunterxxX420.
I am Groot!
But you can call me "I".
I like a good long name, but I also find it annoying if its overly long, a nickname can make it fine though
For instance, in the story I'm developing, one of the char's names is Sammak-Kannorak-Del-Sonoa, but everyone calls him Sam, it works you know?
Quote from: GrinningYMIR on November 30, 2014, 09:25:02 PM
I like a good long name, but I also find it annoying if its overly long, a nickname can make it fine though
For instance, in the story I'm developing, one of the char's names is Sammak-Kannorak-Del-Sonoa, but everyone calls him Sam, it works you know?
Reminds me of the "Ibn" scene in "The Thirteenth Warrior".
(http://i.imgur.com/ELu62iB.jpg)
(http://global3.memecdn.com/perfect-chair_o_293230.jpg)
I see your chair and raise you a nightstand.
(http://livingfargo.areavoices.com/files/2012/04/1283106429_strange-furniture-odd-couches-weird-beds-unique-tables28.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/ltK30DI.jpg)
Oh how the mighty Herc has fallen.
(Daily Currant is fake news site)
Quote from: GrinningYMIR on December 01, 2014, 06:16:31 PM
(http://global3.memecdn.com/perfect-chair_o_293230.jpg)
What if you forget the combination?
(http://i.imgur.com/FLHRTNv.gif)
(http://forgifs.com/gallery/d/171236-5/Cat-smacks-insolent-dog.gif?) (http://forgifs.com)
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
She looks exactly like one of my pups.
[spoiler](http://forgifs.com/gallery/d/217578-2/Laser-pointer-dog-bite_001.gif?) (http://forgifs.com)[/spoiler]
(http://i1160.photobucket.com/albums/q490/atheola/-1996057470_1.jpeg)
(http://i1160.photobucket.com/albums/q490/atheola/-1825222353.jpeg)
(http://cdn77.eatliver.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/facebook-preachers.jpg)
Sounds good in theory anyway.. :think:
(http://i.imgur.com/oDTpUK0.jpg)
Quote from: FaithIsFilth on December 02, 2014, 11:09:43 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/oDTpUK0.jpg)
That kind of sums up what is really going on there.
Just for the heck of it, here's the original.
(http://blogs.riverfronttimes.com/dailyrft/angelique_tremell_louis.JPG)
(http://i.imgur.com/XfLGuJ4.jpg)
Livin' the dream
Why did he wear a tent?
The girls look real excited to be able to have lunch with a guy that can live the logo #eatlikeyoumeanit how appropriate is that?
Quote from: aitm on December 03, 2014, 08:10:52 AM
The girls look real excited to be able to have lunch with a guy that can live the logo #eatlikeyoumeanit how appropriate is that?
Plastic faces can hold a smile through just about anything.
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on December 02, 2014, 01:09:52 PM
Just for the heck of it, here's the original.
(http://blogs.riverfronttimes.com/dailyrft/angelique_tremell_louis.JPG)
See? Now you went and spoiled the false narrative that people are standing up for criminal behavior..
Quote from: AllPurposeAtheist on December 03, 2014, 10:44:30 AM
See? Now you went and spoiled the false narrative that people are standing up for criminal behavior..
I still put the other one on FB cause I think it works better....but thats me.....
Quote from: AllPurposeAtheist on December 03, 2014, 10:44:30 AM
See? Now you went and spoiled the false narrative that people are standing up for criminal behavior..
Don't blame me, blame the photographer for Riverfront Times, he shot the wrong placard. The other one is just out of sight on the left.
The resultant love child:
(http://i.ytimg.com/vi/ucvqEYrCxgg/maxresdefault.jpg)
Quote from: stromboli on December 03, 2014, 11:24:30 AM
The resultant love child:
(http://i.ytimg.com/vi/ucvqEYrCxgg/maxresdefault.jpg)
goodness, I got all tickly down in my unmentionable parts.
(http://i.imgur.com/KcJIglZ.jpg)
Quote from: Hydra009 on December 03, 2014, 12:33:36 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/KcJIglZ.jpg)
previous experience being chained in basement a plus.
(http://tapatalk.imageshack.com/v2/14/12/03/56b9c23ff42f4781363852d5553f247c.jpg)
"I like them when they are 100% off"
:lol:
Sent from your mom.
(http://i.imgur.com/Zh3nqzI.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/S8vZemV.gif)
Daspeardania
(http://i.imgur.com/TRm0bqi.jpg)
"I have a dream, that one day I will build a time machine, go back in time, and abolish slavery. And I have had, am having, and will have that dream today!" - MLK Jr, probably.
Quote from: Hydra009 on December 04, 2014, 01:49:08 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/TRm0bqi.jpg)
"I have a dream, that one day I will build a time machine, go back in time, and abolish slavery. And I have had, am having, and will have that dream today!" - MLK Jr, probably.
Time machines are the current hot item, I think.
(http://i.imgur.com/6lJxRYD.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/B5tmJ2K.gif)
In retrospect, scissors probably would have worked better.
Quote from: Hydra009 on December 04, 2014, 12:17:11 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/B5tmJ2K.gif)
In retrospect, scissors probably would have worked better.
80 gigawatt laser.
(http://www.theglamm.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/funny-gifs-part2-05.gif)
Quote from: GrinningYMIR on December 04, 2014, 01:27:09 PM
(http://www.theglamm.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/funny-gifs-part2-05.gif)
You know there's a follow-up to that one, right?
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on December 04, 2014, 05:37:23 PM
You know there's a follow-up to that one, right?
Damn! That is downright hypnotic.
NSFW: http://lh5.ggpht.com/_QonjXrwiEbY/SdKxad2dLfI/AAAAAAAAJGI/stFthyImE_A/s400/image001.gif
You have earned my undying friendship. :clap:
Quote from: stromboli on December 04, 2014, 08:02:26 PM
You have earned my undying friendship. :clap:
(http://t3.ehcdn.com/es/images/1/6/5/img_nadie_espera_la_inquisicion_espanola_11561_orig.gif)
(http://i1160.photobucket.com/albums/q490/atheola/-1342182229.jpeg)
Quote from: Hydra009 on January 09, 1970, 01:10:31 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/B5tmJ2K.gif)
In retrospect, scissors probably would have worked better.
Perhaps just hands.. Maybe all these years of ripping off a little toilet paper manually has become so 20th century? :think:
(http://i.imgur.com/Z6vBmxW.gif)
Windows Firewall
Quote from: Hydra009 on December 05, 2014, 01:00:20 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/Z6vBmxW.gif)
Windows Firewall
On an icey road at that..
(http://theonlinestuff.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/funny-animated-gifs.gif)
(http://i.imgur.com/TEPqWck.gif)
(http://i.imgur.com/iB092EO.jpg)
Yeah, don't try to burn the light switch, please. And no, electric lights won't summon witches or banish guardian angels.
Quote from: Hydra009 on December 07, 2014, 12:15:46 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/iB092EO.jpg)
Yeah, don't try to burn the light switch, please. And no, electric lights won't summon witches or banish guardian angels.
I've lost sleep over electric.. Mostly paying the bills..
The Wisconsin Badgers football team v Ohio State Buckeyes
(http://i1160.photobucket.com/albums/q490/atheola/1417922105872_1.jpg)
Quote from: AllPurposeAtheist on December 07, 2014, 12:20:22 AM
The Wisconsin Badgers football team v Ohio State Buckeyes
(http://i1160.photobucket.com/albums/q490/atheola/1417922105872_1.jpg)
That's obviously a Glaswegian badger.
(http://i1160.photobucket.com/albums/q490/atheola/-1782780075_1.jpeg)
Did I miss something when I became an adult?
Quote from: Jason78 on December 07, 2014, 04:11:04 PM
That's obviously a Glaswegian badger.
I know a Glaswegian honey.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_FSWlfcg6oA
What Green Bottle sounds like in person. :biggrin:
(http://tapatalk.imageshack.com/v2/14/12/08/a134f327d4c7822334990bd536d5577d.jpg)
WOAH
BURN! LOL
Sent from your mom.
(http://global3.memecdn.com/rmx-find-x_o_396090.jpg)
Algerbra, its time to move on. Finding your x is not the answer anymore, he's not coming back
(http://i.imgur.com/rSnKXIO.jpg)
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-Ar_FgIc8cU4/UmwRJbAqwSI/AAAAAAAAAzI/vvq-AkWth1c/s1600/the+club+cant+handle+me+right+now+blue.gif)
(http://i.imgur.com/5v88YIv.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/ENpJkxM.jpg)
(http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/facebook/000/685/548/a39.jpg)
Quote from: Hydra009 on December 09, 2014, 03:20:38 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/rSnKXIO.jpg)
(http://files.explosm.net/comics/Rob/birthofaburrito.png)
(http://i.imgur.com/lujFCE2.jpg)
Some men just want to watch the world burn.
Quote from: Hydra009 on December 11, 2014, 12:37:10 AM
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Some men just want to watch the world burn.
Reminds me of that line from Firesign Theater. "...a play in five acts, two of them unnatural..."
Yes, adding skittles to that mix is a crime against nature.
(http://www.skepticforum.com/download/file.php?id=2484&mode=view)
(http://i1160.photobucket.com/albums/q490/atheola/-157932864.jpeg)
Old and lame yes, but made me remember my kids and a story that you now already know to much about..
(http://i1160.photobucket.com/albums/q490/atheola/673159931_1.jpeg)
(http://i.imgur.com/NDtWIbQ.png)
Quote from: Hydra009 on December 11, 2014, 12:37:10 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/lujFCE2.jpg)
Some men just want to watch the world burn.
The scary thing is though, I would sort that.
I would eat it like it is. Also, I'd leave baggies of it out at work. Someone's bound to help themselves to it.
(http://i.imgur.com/bMyiiQS.jpg)
Here you go Hydra.. Someone's thinking about you in dark, lonely movie theaters..
(http://i1160.photobucket.com/albums/q490/atheola/-2032500266.jpeg)
(https://sp.yimg.com/ib/th?id=HN.608024261186028704&pid=15.1&P=0)
Quote from: Jason78 on December 11, 2014, 02:57:16 PM
The scary thing is though, I would sort that.
By colors, size, brand name, or filling?
(http://i.imgur.com/23IbMhc.png)
Quote from: AllPurposeAtheist on December 11, 2014, 04:25:17 PM
Here you go Hydra.. Someone's thinking about you in dark, lonely movie theaters..
(http://i1160.photobucket.com/albums/q490/atheola/-2032500266.jpeg)
Well then.
(http://i1160.photobucket.com/albums/q490/atheola/-1419873463_1.jpeg)
Quote from: GrinningYMIR on December 11, 2014, 07:07:29 PM
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Warpstone is green!!! Ahhhhhh!!!
(http://images.dakkadakka.com/gallery/2008/11/29/2655_md-Night%20Runners,%20Objective%20Marker,%20Skaven,%20Warpstone.jpg)
Quote from: kilodelta on December 11, 2014, 07:49:17 PM
Warpstone is green!!! Ahhhhhh!!!
(http://images.dakkadakka.com/gallery/2008/11/29/2655_md-Night%20Runners,%20Objective%20Marker,%20Skaven,%20Warpstone.jpg)
(http://img8.joyreactor.cc/pics/post/full/my-little-pony-warhammer-40000-ponymarine-mlp-other-288168.jpeg)
SILENCE, HERETIC
Great email system they have.. :think:
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Quote from: AllPurposeAtheist on December 11, 2014, 07:56:46 PM
Great email system they have.. :think:
(http://i1160.photobucket.com/albums/q490/atheola/1430998090.jpeg)
I find that honesty is the best policy when dealing with customers.
Quote from: GrinningYMIR on December 11, 2014, 07:52:49 PM
(http://img8.joyreactor.cc/pics/post/full/my-little-pony-warhammer-40000-ponymarine-mlp-other-288168.jpeg)
SILENCE, HERETIC
Never! Eat my skaven!
(http://fc02.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2012/127/2/4/skaven_mutant_by_mysticaldonkey1-d4yvmvr.jpg)
Quote from: kilodelta on December 11, 2014, 08:18:02 PM
Never! Eat my skaven!
(http://fc02.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2012/127/2/4/skaven_mutant_by_mysticaldonkey1-d4yvmvr.jpg)
(http://media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com/736x/cb/dc/70/cbdc70cf819a13ac49834ee7849e0beb.jpg)
So ... much ... nerd.
Quote from: GrinningYMIR on December 11, 2014, 08:22:24 PM
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I hope you have a nuke for this one. Skaven Space Marine. Mwahahahaha
(http://www.coolminiornot.com/pics/img3c1544e714db3.jpg)
This..cannot stand
(http://emotibot.net/pix/4618.jpeg)
(http://i.imgur.com/URJzDXV.jpg)
Sometimes, I don't even need the book.
And if you count sleep and video games, my life is like 95% hallucinating.
(http://media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com/736x/ad/bb/b6/adbbb637340c500512196fb1e6c70a1a.jpg)
(http://www.funnyville.com/funny-pictures/viagra.jpg)
(http://i62.tinypic.com/sywltl.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/0qHJV9Q.gif)
(http://www.yoddler.com/Site.svc/REST/GetQuoteImage/QuoteID/305/ImageSize/3/AsAttachment/false/?FileName=Yoddler_305_Large.jpeg)
(http://i1160.photobucket.com/albums/q490/atheola/1307637255.jpeg)
Meanwhile, in an alternate reality:
(http://i.imgur.com/QvLXLJX.gif)
(http://i1160.photobucket.com/albums/q490/atheola/-476704333_1.jpeg)
(http://i1160.photobucket.com/albums/q490/atheola/-249514463.jpeg)
/today's toilet humor
What do you think of these?
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(http://funnyasduck.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/funny-where-put-pokeballs-pokemon-womans-seceret-stewie-shocked-bikini-pics.jpg)
Poké have balls?
Quote from: Hydra009 on December 11, 2014, 01:13:28 PM
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Is that from my highschool circa 2005/2006?
(http://i.imgur.com/727Q1yS.gif)
(http://rs2img.memecdn.com/some-people-are-really-stupid_o_563617.jpg)
(http://www.fugly.com/media/IMAGES/Random/to_impress_a_chick_do_the_helicopter.jpg)
Quote from: GrinningYMIR on December 14, 2014, 02:54:17 PM
(http://www.fugly.com/media/IMAGES/Random/to_impress_a_chick_do_the_helicopter.jpg)
This gives "achieving lift off" a whole new meaning.
Quote from: GrinningYMIR on December 14, 2014, 10:14:20 AM
(http://funnyasduck.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/funny-where-put-pokeballs-pokemon-womans-seceret-stewie-shocked-bikini-pics.jpg)
(http://www.zeldauniverse.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/itsasecret.gif)
Quote from: GrinningYMIR on December 14, 2014, 02:54:17 PM
(http://www.fugly.com/media/IMAGES/Random/to_impress_a_chick_do_the_helicopter.jpg)
You would be surprised at the amount of people who are offended by this…several judges have tried to explain it to me, but I think they were morons..
Quote from: Hydra009 on December 14, 2014, 01:04:21 AM
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Bad dog! Never steal a Prius!
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/10850316_774448059292075_9167390749139068043_n.jpg?oh=f5a5634e369566b0e3fd81bb3bb4068d&oe=5542E2C9&__gda__=1426903665_0822c2fd52886cce073fb3a36d5ee0d3)
(http://silentintrusion.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/Clean-Funny-1797.jpg)
Quote from: PickelledEggs on December 14, 2014, 08:12:45 PM
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And don't forget to blame it on the people you're brutalizing.
It's all gloom and doom from now on. :eek:
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At least they have a suspect.
(http://whyevolutionistrue.files.wordpress.com/2014/12/10678838_10154949783760078_1299836946382843633_n.png)
(http://i.imgur.com/hrR3jW2.gif)
TIL sinkholes can happen underwater, too.
Holy fuckballs.
Yay, mining!
(https://sp.yimg.com/ib/th?id=HN.608045559941892682&pid=15.1&P=0)
*ba dum tss*
(http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/500x/28051321.jpg)
Man's man
(http://i57.tinypic.com/jiccgl.jpg)
(http://108.168.216.235/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/stupid-people-darwin-exceptions-30.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/o4WAzuH.gif)
(http://i.imgur.com/GsiXHSe.png)
DC 32 fortitude save
He Has Returned
(http://www.engrish.com/wp-content/uploads//2013/12/bongzi-jesus.jpg)
Quote from: GrinningYMIR on December 16, 2014, 08:50:37 AM
(https://sp.yimg.com/ib/th?id=HN.608045559941892682&pid=15.1&P=0)
*ba dum tss*
That was a funny picture.....
Well, the text was funny anyway.
Gerard
(http://i.imgur.com/B4OJbVr.jpg)
Chomp!
Goddamnit, now I want tacos! And me being the Texan expatriate in Vermont. You can't get decent tacos for shit up here. :sad2:
(http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view6/2712343/taco-cat-o.gif)
(http://i60.tinypic.com/35hizjo.jpg)
Quote from: Hakurei Reimu on December 18, 2014, 11:54:54 AM
Goddamnit, now I want tacos! And me being the Texan expatriate in Vermont. You can't get decent tacos for shit up here. :sad2:
or burritos. Driving around town in "anytown" Texas and one can find a old woman selling burritos by the road.. oh my god! Pappas ey chorizo…with green sauce... :hang:
Guys? No tienda de comida mexicana there? DIY is better than Taco Hell.
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on December 19, 2014, 08:24:36 AM
Guys? No tienda de comida mexicana there? DIY is better than Taco Hell.
I just found a nice little place here in Jupiter with authentic style, tacos carnita w/onions and cilantro in soft corn shells....mmmmmm
Quote from: aitm on December 19, 2014, 08:29:43 AM
I just found a nice little place here in Jupiter with authentic style, tacos carnita w/onions and cilantro in soft corn shells....mmmmmm
A friend picked me up from the ER in San Diego one time about 3 AM. He was starving and we went looking for a taco stand. After a futile hunt he growled "Why the hell are they all closed?" "Dude, it's a Jewish holiday, they won't be open until tomorrow." "Oh, okay."
Taco bell, the gift that keeps on giving
(http://i.imgur.com/Ch5K6KJ.gif)
(https://theragingfanboy.files.wordpress.com/2011/12/whatthe10-illbedoomforchristmas003.jpg)
Christmas is DOOMed.
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-8b_7X7qT8-Y/UdLO22DXlAI/AAAAAAAARLU/Vu_armyYPAk/s579/little+turtle.jpg)
(http://tapatalk.imageshack.com/v2/14/12/19/b6a9833addb5e909c7226751ead4e203.jpg)
Sent from your mom.
(http://i.imgur.com/bNr1age.gif)
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/10672347_1018603118153411_1915961470400871093_n.jpg?oh=f313aaa453aa29bc6a8da900824bfe1e&oe=54FD014F&__gda__=1426893605_d554933dc321e93bcd351fd4585b8999)
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(http://i.imgur.com/Hd578zy.png)
Mmmmm.... Pony bologna sandwich.
Can't wait for the New Year's gym crowd.
(http://i.imgur.com/bbEpqyC.gif)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jn8KwUNLdkI
(http://uproxx.files.wordpress.com/2014/04/hail-hydra-captain-america-the-winter-soldier-twitter-meme-07.jpg?w=650)
(http://i.imgur.com/wHdRuhI.jpg)
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/10675599_767982556607810_5747124475407242542_n.png?oh=5075059265815c2370c6cd08f2a55423&oe=55089E23&__gda__=1430260635_8036d559af6f28a3840a899581182b5f)
(http://s23.postimg.org/59wpwruhn/10649529_949848515042761_1010208291738650300_n.jpg)
(http://s23.postimg.org/d80s9a3h7/crazy_christian_loonie_w_jesus.jpg)
(http://s29.postimg.org/icrkhsnjb/1_the_last_supper_leonardo_da_vinci.jpg)
I like how Jesus is holding up the table that would obviously fall without lateral support.
(http://s14.postimg.org/kwhi38sj5/not_another_kirk_cameron_movie.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/4I9aB9Z.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/moZbk5m.gif)
Truck don't care. Truck keeps on trucking.
(http://slappedham.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/Suarez-Subway.jpg)
Me in gym class:
(http://i.imgur.com/H5XTUVN.gif)
(https://scontent-a-iad.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xap1/v/t1.0-9/10685461_10152908992488080_8890923216251343641_n.jpg?oh=81a3359bafe84027caa8a3782ebcbde5&oe=55458491)
Me all day today:
(http://i.imgur.com/RLycrGj.png)
It's beginning to look a lot like Fuckmas, sales are making croooowdddsss
Maybe a Dvd, a tv that you see
No one caaarreeeesss
There's a list a mile long from your kin
You can't hear shit over all of the din
And mom and dad are bitching once again
Is beginning to look a lot like Fuckmas
Curse this fucking holidaaaaayy
I would rather be at home
Catching up on Bones
than waiting in line at a Pandora shops door
Its beginning to look a lot like fuckmaaaasss
Ads running two months early
Valentine's day stuff up already
What the fuck is up with thaaa-aaa-aaatttt
It's beginning to look a lot like fuckmas,
and all I have to say, is one wonderful saying
Fuck it aalllllllll!
"Bing Crosby's original version"
Walmart was like an episode of the Walking Dead. It usually is, but even more so.
(http://www.troll.me/images2/walking-dead-black-friday-walmart/meanwhile-at-walmart.jpg)
It's beginning to look a lot like Christmaa.....
(http://www.jokideo.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/Christmas-in-walmart.png)
(http://s17.postimg.org/se899oi4v/Brain_on_religion.jpg)
(http://static.fjcdn.com/pictures/Faith+in+humanity+lost_ffc159_4970812.jpg)
The picture was taken from Fox News.
(http://i1202.photobucket.com/albums/bb366/magicrob99/xmas6_zps47a88858.jpg) (http://s1202.photobucket.com/user/magicrob99/media/xmas6_zps47a88858.jpg.html)
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/10364162_1408694885871802_5858374375849849678_n.jpg?oh=fd330b84c99e52f047938fd9a66e62ce&oe=5544A6EB&__gda__=1430567867_098fca7063b7ccf545e4814d4569a5b4)
"man... this new Madden is amazing...."
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_j0qeBAJCW9U/TKUgDLKVt8I/AAAAAAAAB48/9R_traE761M/s1600/anus+burger.jpg)
for a dollar more, ad a mcribb!
(http://s17.postimg.org/d55xcwman/SLg_KA4.gif)
(http://s24.postimg.org/t7dgmv6dx/giphy.gif)
(http://s15.postimg.org/vxtd7qrcr/Pizza_Again.jpg)
Even Worse:
By the way, this guy made a priest bow down to him. :rotflmao:
(http://cdn.yourepeat.com/media/gif/001/275/481/9316269e76e1fe0ff70c7251b49a913a.gif) (http://yourepe.at/1xmf0M5)
(http://s27.postimg.org/wbt4zavoj/Jack_Nicholson_Jesus.jpg)
(http://koehlerlaw.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/Procrastination-Association1.jpg)
Beats my attempt. All I did was open Paint, drew a line, then I stared at it for 45 minutes and closed Paint.
-edit, fixed deadlink
(http://i.imgur.com/4pSNNeC.png)
Breaking Bad Bitches!
(http://s18.postimg.org/vbjt8x315/pinkman_suit2.gif)
(http://s3.postimg.org/quy8910z7/tumblr_m8rtcz_Jk_GX1rqnmhlo2_400.gif)
(http://s10.postimg.org/xb43bojrd/tumblr_n2alkb_LU7_D1sk3d28o1_500.jpg)
Quote from: Hydra009 on December 27, 2014, 02:18:11 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/lYuubik.jpg)
Beats my attempt. All I did was open Paint, drew a line, then I stared at it for 45 minutes and closed Paint.
I feel so bonded to these people. I'd like to become a member just to design their logo..... It'll probably be a substandard one but at least it will be an achievement of some kind..... In a month or two, or four or .... next next year......
Gerard
(http://www.funny-meme-pictures.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/may0714-funny-memes-09.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/txgYoV4.gif?1)
Beetle Mania is running wild!
Quote from: Hydra009 on December 28, 2014, 12:42:38 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/txgYoV4.gif?1)
Beetle Mania is running wild!
Scorpion rushes beetle! "A daring attack right there jim, but one that plays to his advantages.
"What's this?! Beetle has him locked in his jaws, is he..? Yes he is! Here comes the PILEDRIVER!"
(http://i.imgur.com/TcvSvQX.jpg)
Yeah, don't use any of those fancy fever medications. Just rub mustard on your skin. The really spicy kind makes for a great eyeshadow, too.
Quote from: GrinningYMIR on December 28, 2014, 08:58:59 AM
Scorpion rushes beetle! "A daring attack right there jim, but one that plays to his advantages.
"What's this?! Beetle has him locked in his jaws, is he..? Yes he is! Here comes the PILEDRIVER!"
MMA, Mixed Mandible Arts.
Quote from: Hydra009 on December 28, 2014, 12:51:53 PM
Yeah, don't use any of those fancy fever medications. Just rub mustard on your skin. The really spicy kind makes for a great eyeshadow, too.
Like cures like. Any fool will tell you that. ;)
This is what my seven year old grandniece brought to the Christmas table:
Gerard
(http://i40.photobucket.com/albums/e221/Defcon1994/Mobile%20Uploads/2014-12/611F4F42-0A9A-4099-9AB5-A2FF1DD8E298_zpsnj2i8jtz.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/zKVRMsS.png)
Quote from: Hydra009 on December 28, 2014, 07:32:43 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/zKVRMsS.png)
I will never understand why:
1. It is a pronounced with a J when the G stands from graphic which is NOT pronounced with a J sound.
2. Anyone cares how the fuck I pronounce a word that isn't a word.
3. They not only care but get really pissed if you don't do it their way.
Buth, it wath Jraphic Information Format whenth I wath a kid.
Quote from: Johan on December 28, 2014, 08:16:56 PM
I will never understand why:
1. It is a pronounced with a J when the G stands from graphic which is NOT pronounced with a J sound.
Because g can have either a hard or soft pronunciation and because the pronunciation of acronyms isn't necessarily related to the pronunciation of their base components.
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on December 28, 2014, 08:23:34 PM
Buth, it wath Jraphic Information Format whenth I wath a kid.
jiant pandas (http://www.enchantedlearning.com/phonetic/j.shtml)
(https://mentone-educational.com.au/var/files/uploads/images/7f85d553e828ae4574ff396c47a64606.png)
If someone wants to get pissed off over my pronunciation of gif I'll provide them a jar of Jif peanut butter they can use to lubricate their rectum when they go fuck themselves.. :shhh:
Choosey mothers choose Jif to go fuck themselves..
(http://i.imgur.com/JOKFTPj.gif)
Skyrim after about 200 mods.
(http://freakyfail.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/funny-gifs-close-call.gif)
(http://static.fjcdn.com/gifs/Close+call+3+i+m+sure+new+shorts+were+required_9e6b7c_4356977.gif)
(https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-dMu2sj7_cCU/T8wcmHusIkI/AAAAAAAAtIc/4BJwtKmvMbU/w426-h237/photo.jpg)
(https://31.media.tumblr.com/3c19c5acce03ac96c3f59f39960cec43/tumblr_nen9w5V9ku1t4oltuo5_250.gif)
Quote from: Johan on December 28, 2014, 08:16:56 PM
3. They not only care but get really pissed if you don't do it their way.
Kind of like worshiping god.
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on December 28, 2014, 04:35:02 PM
(http://i40.photobucket.com/albums/e221/Defcon1994/Mobile%20Uploads/2014-12/611F4F42-0A9A-4099-9AB5-A2FF1DD8E298_zpsnj2i8jtz.jpg)
The full one is better :P
(http://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/moses-help-me.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/eQG4JrU.jpg)
(http://s10.postimg.org/7prto274p/chicken_pot_pie.jpg)
(http://global3.memecdn.com/Bananas_o_92133.jpg)
(http://s3.postimg.org/53hm7rt7n/tumblr_m1syic0_Qkr1qghk7bo1_500.jpg)
Quote from: GrinningYMIR on December 29, 2014, 11:51:19 PM
(http://global3.memecdn.com/Bananas_o_92133.jpg)
(http://s23.postimg.org/z2irtykx7/tumblr_lzggj6_CUSy1qb5gkjo1_500.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/lEtb5lB.gif)
(http://s14.postimg.org/mg9ne5mu9/tumblr_mlwmqnqo3s1qlzc82o1_400.gif)
(http://s23.postimg.org/sezycl5kb/tumblr_ltoiglu7e31qze3mto1_500.jpg)
(http://s8.postimg.org/5t475qfo5/tumblr_lte8sy_Yp711qzmowao1_400.jpg)
(http://s22.postimg.org/wsbcxuuyp/tumblr_m6klbu7_N3_B1qgi3nro1_500.jpg)
(http://acidcow.com/pics/20120330/newspapers_02.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/ZtwpJ6s.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/2CJg6FV.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/uXMfFyl.jpg)
Also, he teaches you how to murder his own species.
So that's where "bat shit" comes from.
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfa1/v/t1.0-9/10307395_10152934103411605_1687280341683584245_n.png?oh=a899d389cd820f3c2666899720560a1a&oe=54FB76B5&__gda__=1425937752_5886e8f2784587a0aaad6eaba040c4c1)
(http://i.imgur.com/WWinwMm.jpg)
Thanks, Obama! You and your gas-price lever (presumably next to the Peace in the Middle East lever and the Ebola lever)
(http://jokideo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/424693_274465269290059_212147665521820_653866_1998203204_n.jpg)
(http://s16.postimg.org/4cf6a0hp1/tumblr_lsd5c56o_VD1qlq2hjo1_500.jpg)
(http://s13.postimg.org/f223guabb/tumblr_lh4rj4_RFk_F1qa7ormo1_1280.jpg)
(http://s15.postimg.org/frvej7uij/tumblr_lmcf51zl_E51qf3h94o1_400.jpg)
(http://s12.postimg.org/c2j0k6zct/tumblr_lomav46_Pqf1qcnl4ao1_500.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/7lj6X0i.gif)
(http://i.imgur.com/4Xvam78.png)
Quote from: FieryLocks on December 31, 2014, 11:29:44 PM
(http://s13.postimg.org/f223guabb/tumblr_lh4rj4_RFk_F1qa7ormo1_1280.jpg)
I approve of this. lol
Stay calm and hear "Happy New Year" for the next two weeks.
(http://s16.postimg.org/ki8tbwnqd/tumblr_lk398fzd101qzl2t3o1_500.jpg)
(http://s22.postimg.org/pq5kir775/tumblr_looylt_Ra6_Z1qak053o1_500.gif)
(http://s27.postimg.org/cmy1nevfn/tumblr_lkccp4_JHf_V1qgmttgo1_500.jpg)
(http://s24.postimg.org/ydiq9egb9/tumblr_lmjq1ny_MYR1qzlfumo1_500.jpg)
(http://s17.postimg.org/w71049oun/tumblr_lrcjgrjt_WJ1qz8yr3o1_500.gif)
(http://global3.memecdn.com/there-is-something-wrong-here_o_1360809.jpg)
What Jesus had to say about his gift:
(http://files.explosm.net/comics/Matt/i-want-you-inside-me.png)
I wish that were my bed. Mine always has a headache.
Quote from: kilodelta on January 02, 2015, 05:31:56 AM
(http://files.explosm.net/comics/Matt/i-want-you-inside-me.png)
I wish that were my bed. Mine always has a headache.
A guy walks into the bedroom and says "Here, take these."
Wife responds, "What's that?"
"Aspirin for your headache."
"I don't have a headache!"
"Gotcha."
(http://d2tq98mqfjyz2l.cloudfront.net/image_cache/1388177089304333.jpg)
(http://blog4dat.files.wordpress.com/2013/07/say-hello-to-my-little-friend_large.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/62dKZHv.gif)
(http://i.imgur.com/jKYiQjZ.gif)
(http://i.imgur.com/a3mlgQJ.gif)
(http://pigjockey.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/failblogbible.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/Lyjucqg.jpg)
Lawyers in a nutshell.
(http://cdn.thegadgetflow.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/floating-bottle.jpg)
Quote from: Hydra009 on January 05, 2015, 03:54:31 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/Lyjucqg.jpg)
Lawyers in a nutshell.
The easy answer to this is: he gets paid on a losing trial as well.
(http://meme-lol.com/wp-content/uploads/meme/2014/02/-MEME-Moss-shower-mat-MEMES.jpg)
Quote from: Hydra009 on December 28, 2014, 10:10:01 PM
jiant pandas (http://www.enchantedlearning.com/phonetic/j.shtml)
(https://mentone-educational.com.au/var/files/uploads/images/7f85d553e828ae4574ff396c47a64606.png)
You do not even want to know how the g is pronounced in the Dutch language..... I'm Dutch and my name begins with that particular digit....
Gerard
(http://s29.postimg.org/qyu88ovnb/happy_puppy.gif)
(http://s30.postimg.org/4oykoe429/tumblr_lmnrv2_O7a_M1qfoi1no1_500.jpg)
(http://s9.postimg.org/6k39k06kv/tumblr_lica64lsvk1qa7ewdo1_500.gif)
Quote from: FieryLocks on January 06, 2015, 12:36:39 AM
(http://s29.postimg.org/qyu88ovnb/happy_puppy.gif)
lol I used to do that with my boston terrier
(http://i.imgur.com/ycSKOhC.gif)
Quote from: FieryLocks on January 06, 2015, 12:36:39 AM
(http://s29.postimg.org/qyu88ovnb/happy_puppy.gif)
You see my avatar? He used to do that when he was a puppy :)
(http://s2.postimg.org/4bsvin1mh/tumblr_nhm8sdkn2_W1qze3mto1_500.jpg)
Quote from: Jason78 on January 06, 2015, 03:20:20 PM
You see my avatar? He used to do that when he was a puppy :)
Wonder if the puppy thinks he's running in a dream? LOL
(http://s9.postimg.org/delywoucf/tumblr_ljp19a32_GC1qc270u.gif)
(http://s13.postimg.org/arvfj4nlz/tumblr_ljp1aa_Zcy_T1qc270u.gif)
There's a reason they say, 'don't try this at home'
I made a new banner for the FB page
(http://i.imgur.com/Vx22aqU.jpg)
If you haven't 'liked' it already, here is the link if you want to follow our FB page https://www.facebook.com/anotheratheistforum
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_KvDFauTmm3g/TRCiheincfI/AAAAAAAAD7Q/al6IMs-XWcA/s1600/funny-billboard-21129.jpg)
(http://s14.postimg.org/fi31xc38h/mitt_fix_washinton.jpg)
(http://s11.postimg.org/sh3dx6ky7/tumblr_llcpsk_Rh_M71qaz51t.gif)
(http://s27.postimg.org/qm1vc4v8z/tumblr_llcpur0_O371qaz51t.gif)
(http://s1.postimg.org/h35qg8oe7/tumblr_liuaqz8hu_Z1qahhxwo1_250.gif)
(http://i.imgur.com/Nrjjfq2.png)
MRW people say cats are better than dogs
Quote from: FieryLocks on January 07, 2015, 10:41:41 PM
(http://s27.postimg.org/qm1vc4v8z/tumblr_llcpur0_O371qaz51t.gif)
Bird brain.
Seen at a local hospital:
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on January 08, 2015, 05:28:24 PM
Seen at a local hospital:
I think my mom is part of that movement...
Sent from your mom.
(http://i.imgur.com/8OZ6VBi.jpg)
Sent from your mom.
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on January 08, 2015, 05:28:24 PMSeen at a local hospital:
Crap like that is a huge red flag for me. As a general rule, I tend to not stop by for medical treatment from people who think that good health can be magically bestowed. Doesn't exactly inspire confidence.
Quote from: Hydra009 on January 10, 2015, 02:06:23 AM
Crap like that is a huge red flag for me. As a general rule, I tend to not stop by for medical treatment from people who think that good health can be magically bestowed. Doesn't exactly inspire confidence.
I was delivered there without consultation.
Quote from: PickelledEggs on January 10, 2015, 01:37:21 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/8OZ6VBi.jpg)
Sent from your mom.
Milady
(http://global3.memecdn.com/rip-english_o_799790.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/7PmZzOX.png)
Well, it does have Sean Bean...
(https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/8418904064/h86860C38/)
Quote from: Hydra009 on January 10, 2015, 02:02:41 PM
(https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/8418904064/h86860C38/)
So Exclusive! Must get!
Wow.
(http://d.ibtimes.co.uk/en/full/1354596/dogecoin-meme.jpg)
(http://images6.fanpop.com/image/photos/35700000/Dbz-meme-dragon-ball-z-35791515-310-232.jpg)
(http://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/a-spider-just-killed-this-snake.jpg)
It is a spider worthy of worship. One should probably eat it and gain its strength and take over the world...
(http://i.imgur.com/9lrSRvO.jpg)
He uhhh...dropped a penny. :shifty:
(http://i.imgur.com/AeVntBd.jpg)
Depends. Has the spider had its shots?
(http://i.imgur.com/pv1UKEX.gif)
(http://i.imgur.com/sbhfh3S.jpg)
(http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/339/488/5b9.jpg)
Quote from: GrinningYMIR on January 13, 2015, 08:21:30 PM
(http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/339/488/5b9.jpg)
The problem (and the beauty) of that, is if Satan is dead….well….fucking Satan is dead..HELLO!
Not a picture, but a funny 30 sec. video...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XTGmTrQXrwg
(http://s7.postimg.org/3slsb8op7/Rotten_Bananas_Kirk.jpg)
(http://s18.postimg.org/o7alf9rah/tumblr_lmoo75_Jk_HD1qzjcpvo1_400.gif)
(http://i58.tinypic.com/b6q6o7.gif)
(http://i58.tinypic.com/2e64ieh.gif)
(http://cdn.buzznet.com/assets/users16/anberlin/default/nothing-just-really-funny--large-msg-123929932557.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/YgGey0p.jpg)
(http://i1160.photobucket.com/albums/q490/atheola/1421176820277.jpeg)
(http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/727/050/429.jpg)
I just love warhammer funny pics
(http://new2.fjcdn.com/comments/5124912+_142ab182db5c8aa0207388984c49a35b.jpg)
(http://cdn.meme.am/instances/500x/10670537.jpg)
I love the guardsman quotes:
"Let's see them fight all of us!"
"Thought they broke our backs...? Ha!"
"Lets show these filthy aliens what Imperial Guard are made of!"
"They won't call me a coward!"
They have no idea how screwed they are.
(http://cdn.meme.li/i/460x/k5npx.jpg)
(http://forums.azbilliards.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=116252&stc=1&d=1258332606)
(http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/0910/segway-rough-riders-imperial-guard-warhammer-40k-segway-roug-demotivational-poster-1255553637.jpg)
Amazingly (or not), this unit loses movement distance per turn. But, the Segway gets its own attack.
Quote from: GrinningYMIR on January 13, 2015, 08:21:30 PM
(http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/339/488/5b9.jpg)
The find of which century exactly?
And this is why one must wait for their mother to be turned into a pillar of salt. Read the Bible people!
NSFW (kind of)
[spoiler](http://farm6.static.flickr.com/5045/5333351099_8cd67f3c17_m.jpg)[/spoiler]
(http://rs1img.memecdn.com/nope-nope-nope-leaving-earth_o_2589177.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/pzub5eg.gif)
(http://webneel.com/daily/sites/default/files/images/daily/12-2013/amazing-clouds.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/lB6xACv.gif)
(http://i.imgur.com/wQ74i6p.jpg)
(http://static.tumblr.com/rv1bcj8/SZLm0jqmc/funny-close-enough-meme-bed.jpg)
Yeah..uhmm..if your dog is so spoiled it can't get on the couch by itself it might try the floor..
(http://i1160.photobucket.com/albums/q490/atheola/IMG_20150118_154820.jpg)
Dogs get arthritis like humans.
(http://gifsforum.com/images/gif/funny%20gifs/grand/funny-gifs-eccbc87e4b5ce2fe28308fd9f2a7baf3-1633.gif)
Quote from: GrinningYMIR on January 19, 2015, 11:11:14 AM
(http://gifsforum.com/images/gif/funny%20gifs/grand/funny-gifs-eccbc87e4b5ce2fe28308fd9f2a7baf3-1633.gif)
Typical Redneck...
(http://vintagerecipecards.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/ham_and_bananas_hollandaise.jpg?w=600&h=749)
I'd eat it
(http://i.imgur.com/OGzxnMB.png)
(http://img9.joyreactor.com/pics/post/funny-pictures-auto-rage-comics-rage-face-370469.jpeg)
(http://i.imgur.com/vmfO0Ns.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/BPimTxs.jpg)
(http://www.quickmeme.com/img/27/279af1e2564b709adc8adb7bf4c2df3605906c143c472dd1df3b0027af5dacb0.jpg)
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-bOssDqfGknI/UlG71EkQytI/AAAAAAAAQ4g/KL37y4B1CsM/s1600/cant+hide+from+God_crop.jpg)
(http://www.unsimilar.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/56908_496617991116_602926116_7526152_6029622_o.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/4siLv5s.png)
Well, she's fucking right.
(http://i.imgur.com/LkrQaiB.png)
(http://global3.memecdn.com/mcdonalds-breakfast_o_370423.jpg)
(http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/113/016/f44.jpg)
(https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/-ZcYv-sSwt8E/VMCNoBiMaTI/AAAAAAAAWe4/Ej-cYhaBoOc/w536-h822-no/0b2e552e-2e89-4daa-a475-cba38e4376ef)
(https://thejesusquestion.files.wordpress.com/2012/09/jesus-popsicles.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/RVguUmo.gif)
(http://i.imgur.com/1I0E8LT.jpg)
(http://rs2img.memecdn.com/Stop-right-there-criminal-scum_c_127282.jpg)
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/10940503_10205508480622210_3919763095650996904_n.jpg?oh=70c5dca564aeb7e055b338cf8165cb03&oe=556B9EDE&__gda__=1432711880_bc0b66761201b7aaf157f36b08038fa1)
(http://i.imgur.com/ucK071d.jpg)
I want this shirt so much.
Sent from your mom.
There is only one scale on Civilization 5. One hex is always one hex... though, we could pretend the world size (and hex size) increases as eras progress. That would make the picture make more sense.
Quote from: kilodelta on January 25, 2015, 12:00:36 PM
There is only one scale on Civilization 5. One hex is always one hex... though, we could pretend the world size (and hex size) increases as eras progress. That would make the picture make more sense.
Thanks. Scale is everything. The "3 mile limit" was established because that's a far as a country's cannons could shoot, and therefore the area they could control. It's "12 mile limit" now, primarily because they gave up at that distance. (The Paris Gun could shoot 75 miles.)
(http://i.imgur.com/wusg4LA.jpg)
(http://www.owned.com/media/images/2/4/6/9/24690/had_taco_bell_yesterday_i_m_well_prepared_for_the_aftermath_540.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/UVVO18t.jpg)
Norden world problems.
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6 beers and 12 shots = shitfaced?
Wouldn't hire someone who can't hold his liquor.
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This is me this valentines day
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Quote from: Sal1981 on January 28, 2015, 05:34:48 AM
(http://i298.photobucket.com/albums/mm249/MarioTebbenhoff/Microshit.jpg)
Hey, it only crashes if you try to run IE. Or Outlook. Or Word. Or anything with Flash and/or Java. Or if you look at it. Or if it's idle too long. Seriously, it's basically the OS version of the Covenanter tank.
(http://i1160.photobucket.com/albums/q490/atheola/terror_1.jpg)
Fucking atheist terrorists..
The implied lack of aim is interesting...
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It's not that I think Christians are hypocrites, but....from Christian South Carolina...
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LOTR Derp edition (http://i.imgur.com/1hFj1TR.gifv)
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(http://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/if-quantum-physics-is-true.jpeg)
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on January 31, 2015, 09:02:51 PM
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It's not actually you, so it's really not that cool. Completely different sets of atoms.
Quote from: Shiranu on January 31, 2015, 10:26:31 PM
It's not actually you, so it's really not that cool. Completely different sets of atoms.
It is you, many of exactly the same atoms. Just different historys.
Anyway, will you keep it down? I'm trying to bang Emma Watson in the next universe.
Quote from: Shiranu on January 31, 2015, 10:26:31 PM
It's not actually you, so it's really not that cool. Completely different sets of atoms.
Really? I was mid-cuddling myself and you gotta pop off and say that? Damn shir, yer cold man.
I could also go for banging Emma Watson
Quote from: Shiranu on January 31, 2015, 10:26:31 PM
It's not actually you, so it's really not that cool. Completely different sets of atoms.
Dream killer... And wood killer!
Sent from your mom.
I feel a lot less like a perv since she turned 18.
(http://i.imgur.com/w3lVFjJ.jpg)
Should be amended to an average life expectancy of thirty, but meh, it's fairly accurate. Also, no chemtrails, deadly vaccines, or diabolically fluorinated water. :P
Quote from: Hydra009 on February 01, 2015, 12:03:40 PM
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Should be amended to an average life expectancy of thirty, but meh, it's fairly accurate. Also, no chemtrails, deadly vaccines, or diabolically fluorinated water. :P
No medicine either, except for whatever the witchdoctor thinks might work.
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on February 01, 2015, 11:41:08 AM
I feel a lot less like a perv since she turned 18.
Even though she is only a few years younger than I am and I never even watched the Harry Potter movies, when ever I see Emma Watson I can't help but see her as a child not a hot woman.
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"To infinity and beyond!"
Quote from: Poison Tree on February 01, 2015, 04:27:03 PM
Even though she is only a few years younger than I am and I never even watched the Harry Potter movies, when ever I see Emma Watson I can't help but see her as a child not a hot woman.
A bit like how watching 'Leon' took the shine off my Natalie Portman worship... :shifty:
Quote from: Youssuf Ramadan on February 02, 2015, 04:25:36 PM
A bit like how watching 'Leon' took the shine off my Natalie Portman worship... :shifty:
You'd have to be a Professional to avoid that.
The police department has finally found a solution to that chaffing problem.
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(http://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/puppy-first-snow-meme.jpg)
Well it's a goddamned start anyway..
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Canadians... Always one-upping us..
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Well deregulation has some merits..
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Quote from: AllPurposeAtheist on February 04, 2015, 03:03:07 PM
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This would be acceptable.
^Caveat. I ordered something online this week and it arrived broken.
Quote from: Jason78 on February 04, 2015, 07:08:32 PM
^Caveat. I ordered something online this week and it arrived broken.
Oh god, don't say that. I got a laptop coming from Amazon.
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Quote from: Hydra009 on February 04, 2015, 10:53:57 PM
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In Russia, train boards you!
(Stromboli scratches "Russia" off bucket list)
If you look "upstream" you'll see a person being sandwiched between two cars. That's gotta tingle.
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Quote from: stromboli on February 05, 2015, 06:51:02 PM
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Um, how many guys involved?
Quote from: Green Bottle on February 05, 2015, 12:06:01 PM
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And here we have an example of symbiosis in animals. The tiger offers to remove a parasite from the back of the elephant and gets an easy meal in return.
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Darn. That totally looked like it'd work.
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You shall not pa...*sidesteps*...nvm.
Quote from: Hydra009 on February 07, 2015, 02:58:44 AM
Darn. That totally looked like it'd work.
It's just that blinking turn signal at the end. It's like it wants to help but it doesn't know how.
Would have been more appropriate with smoke instead of "mist" (or, as we say in the US, "fog") but I guess you go with what you got. (The Silent Hill pix.)
Quote from: Hydra009 on February 07, 2015, 02:58:44 AM
Darn. That totally looked like it'd work.
It would have worked except for that hitchhiker.
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on February 07, 2015, 07:23:37 AM
It would have worked except for that hitchhiker.
Also, that "!" sign really helped inform the other motorists of the upcoming hazard.
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I'm not quite ready for this kind of commitment Jesus..
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Quote from: stromboli on February 04, 2015, 10:42:01 PM
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Lol I'm sharing that image on the Facebook page
Sent from your mom.
Little Jimmy had looked forward all last winter to learning to dive in the shallow end of the pool at summer camp then things took a decidedly different turn...
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That sign is fake. I now for a fact that cats won't eat human ashes.
Quote from: kilodelta on February 08, 2015, 12:36:56 PM
That sign is fake. I now for a fact that cats won't eat human ashes.
But they will piss in them.
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Quote from: kilodelta on February 08, 2015, 12:36:56 PM
That sign is fake. I now for a fact that cats won't eat human ashes.
psssst..nobody cares if it's fake except you..
(http://i.imgur.com/rnnC1yT.jpg)
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Quote from: kilodelta on February 08, 2015, 12:36:56 PM
That sign is fake. I now for a fact that cats won't eat human ashes.
They will when you mix them with tuna over the course of many, many meals.
Personally, I prefer half starved alley cats when I need to dispose of the ashes from my "do-it-yourself" crematorium.
Quote from: Aletheia on February 08, 2015, 10:53:16 PM
They will when you mix them with tuna over the course of many, many meals.
Personally, I prefer half starved alley cats when I need to dispose of the ashes from my "do-it-yourself" crematorium.
It's so obvious! I'm such an idiot. Thanks. I'll do that next time.
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That reddish contraption with the two seats and the weeds growing out of it has me intrigued.
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Guard the castle they said, no one would attack here they said
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Almost certainly a troll, but I got a laugh out of it, anyway. Especially the part about no mammals living alongside dinosaurs (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Cretaceous_mammals).
Sic 'em, Queeny!
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It all makes sense now. The reason the same species can be found on different continents isn't because they were joined in the distant past, it's because the animals hitched rides on logs and I guess waited for months for the logs to travel thousands of miles. Seems legit.
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Quote from: Hydra009 on February 11, 2015, 02:48:46 PM
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It all makes sense now. The reason the same species can be found on different continents isn't because they were joined in the distant past, it's because the animals hitched rides on logs and I guess waited for months for the logs to travel thousands of miles. Seems legit.
Boooo, I liked the volcano thing better.
But is going to be interesting to see how the rafts got the predators and prey animals back to their proper locations so that it seems like there was never an interruption in their habitation of, say, Australia.
Quote from: AllPurposeAtheist on February 11, 2015, 03:44:51 PM
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Particularly when you've been holding it in for hours.
I suspected as much...
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Quote from: Hydra009 on February 11, 2015, 02:48:46 PM
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It all makes sense now. The reason the same species can be found on different continents isn't because they were joined in the distant past, it's because the animals hitched rides on logs and I guess waited for months for the logs to travel thousands of miles. Seems legit.
Is...is this real?
For fuck's sake! I knew they were stupid, but holy shit if this is real then there is no denying it: creationism is a sign of brain damage. If you know a creationist, call a doctor immediately.
Quote from: Hydra009 on February 11, 2015, 02:48:46 PM
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It all makes sense now. The reason the same species can be found on different continents isn't because they were joined in the distant past, it's because the animals hitched rides on logs and I guess waited for months for the logs to travel thousands of miles. Seems legit.
They forgot to mention that the flood also caused massive amount of canned foods from humans planning for nuclear winter to become stuck on the rafts for the animals to eat. They then used the empty cans to gather rain water.
Quote from: The Skeletal Atheist on February 12, 2015, 11:34:31 AMIs...is this real?
Yes (http://www.rationalitynow.com/blog/2009/09/06/creation-museum-part-5/) (snapshot is about halfway down the blog post)
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(http://www.goodmeme.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/2406_Contempt%20of%20Court.jpg)
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To be fair, gluttony was made a sin in an age when there usually wasn't enough food to go around.
(http://i.imgur.com/4rDXKQb.jpg)
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Hoping to get two more balls to shoot?
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Finally! Some philosophy that is actually useful.
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MORMON SCIENCE PROJECT
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Hahaha. They even got the classes right! And eventually, Sparkle would unlock "The Gift".
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Awesome hydra XD
I would TOTALLY use that if the mod existed
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I actually still enjoy it slightly
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Quote from: Hydra009 on February 17, 2015, 10:33:38 PM
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Jesus H.... I felt sick just watching that.... :oak:
Fuckin' thing takes forever to load.
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I'm all for sports taunting, but you guys need to tone it down a little.
I was about to make a "Hey Jews" joke in the same line as that picture, but that's a bit too far for me....
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Quote from: Hydra009 on February 22, 2015, 03:54:31 PM
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"Rite Life Judaica Express"? Sounds like a train going to Auschwitz.
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inspired by recent victories of the republican party.
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Too bad M.B.'s a poe page.
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Ordering a pizza when roommates are home:
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This time, it's war!
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Quote from: GrinningYMIR on February 27, 2015, 12:39:23 AM
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Did someone say Luna?
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Quote from: PickelledEggs on February 27, 2015, 07:40:17 PM
Did someone say Luna?
(http://p1.pichost.me/i/59/1834985.jpg)
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The luna has been doubled!!
Quote from: GrinningYMIR on February 27, 2015, 07:52:31 PM
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The luna has been doubled!!
Luna is a babe. And her Scottish accent is a huge bonus for me. The only reason I rarely play her in DoTA 2 is because she has such big damage output and forget that she also takes damage easily too and I get reckless and make my team lose.
Ah, the dreaded curse of the glass cannon, I feel your pain buddy XP
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Quote from: Hydra009 on March 02, 2015, 09:43:56 PM
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Hold the fuck up….Thats just gotdamn wrong…..mother fuckin commie mother fucker…..
Yeah, it is fucked up. Piglet wouldn't be crying. He'd even have pulled the trigger before Pooh ended his sentence.
Very goddammed important shit!
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Just drink your pie hole.. It's not as terrible tasting as it looks.. :think:
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When you're 10 minutes late to work:
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Is it wrong that the thing that most annoyed me was "bully's"?
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Sounds like the plot for a SyFy movie.
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When IE asks to be the default browser:
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A Christian cartoon about atheists:
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This is why every adventuring party needs a cleric.
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What? No cheese?
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Pride! It doesn't matter what it's for, but everyone needs pride!
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p.s. APA, I prefer the one on the right. Hold the cheese.
Science FTW!
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Quote from: kilodelta on March 15, 2015, 07:20:12 PM
Science FTW!
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Smeagol reincarnated!
Did any of you see this, Meteor over Loch Ness , 2 night's ago.....
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Is Nessie okay?
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on March 17, 2015, 08:16:57 AM
Is Nessie okay?
Aye man she's ok :pidu:
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Some people make millions golfing, but this guy got a buck.
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Quote from: Aletheia on March 18, 2015, 10:22:49 PM
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What? You don't like a lady with curly labia?
Quote from: Hydra009 on March 18, 2015, 08:53:53 PM
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Some people make millions golfing, but this guy got a buck.
At first it looked like the buck took a flop. After watching it again and again, it is clear that it hit the him in the family jewels. So, no flop.
Would have been funnier if it had hit him just below the tail and just disappeared.
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Out of context D&D quotes:
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^^^ What the hell?... :eek:
CONGA LINE!
You may find use for this:
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There you go!
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"What is that strange red-white stick doing sticking into the road? Beats me, better drive around it."
Quote from: Hydra009 on March 23, 2015, 03:02:10 PM
"What is that strange red-white stick doing sticking into the road? Beats me, better drive around it."
That is just plain sad... Oh who am I kidding?
I wish it went a bit faster though, feels too dramatic.
Obviously not driving a smart car.
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Blood and thunder!
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They're trying to convert us with their insidious ways.
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No One Has Rejected A Cheating Ex As Beautifully As This Man Just Did (http://distractify.com/megan-mccormick/find-that-turd-hold-it-close/)
QuoteAfter finding out that his girlfriend had been cheating on him for two years, this poor guy was left crashing on his friend's couch. That's when his ex sent him a message asking for a second chance.
His reply puts all others to shame. Scorned lovers, take notes.
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Quote from: Hydra009 on March 29, 2015, 11:15:53 AM
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This made my life hurt.
Quote from: PickelledEggs on March 30, 2015, 01:30:15 AMThis made my life hurt.
Haha. It's a doozy. I think I just got the Alaska thing. Because it's an inset in the US map, some idjit thought it was an island. LOL.
Quote from: Hydra009 on March 30, 2015, 01:55:39 AM
Haha. It's a doozy. I think I just got the Alaska thing. Because it's an inset in the US map, some idjit thought it was an island. LOL.
You should have been around in 1959.
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Quote from: Aletheia on March 29, 2015, 11:32:51 AM
No One Has Rejected A Cheating Ex As Beautifully As This Man Just Did (http://distractify.com/megan-mccormick/find-that-turd-hold-it-close/)
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"You owe me a second chance."
Fuck off and die.
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It's a miracle! No really, people are actually claiming that this is a miracle (http://kfor.com/2015/03/25/symbol-of-hope-discovered-among-debris-following-tornado/). FFS, people. It's a t-shaped pole ripped from its foundation. Of course it's going to be t-shaped!
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*cries internally*
Quote from: Hydra009 on March 30, 2015, 11:56:51 PM
It's a miracle! No really, people are actually claiming that this is a miracle (http://kfor.com/2015/03/25/symbol-of-hope-discovered-among-debris-following-tornado/). FFS, people. It's a t-shaped pole ripped from its foundation. Of course it's going to be t-shaped!
Go 45° either way and it looks like a pagan symbol. Where's your god now?
So the T-shaped pole is basically god saying fuck you, I just ripped up your town?
Yes.
There are also the tic-tac-toe poles in the background. That is god saying he likes tic-tac-toe. Are you X or O? (Os go to hell and god is always X)
Quote from: stromboli on March 31, 2015, 03:47:46 PM
So the T-shaped pole is basically god saying fuck you, I just ripped up your town?
Thank God more people weren't killed and made homeless.
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on March 31, 2015, 05:00:12 PM
Thank God more people weren't killed and made homeless.
Thank god he didn't make the tornado so large that it reached the sun and pulled forth enough plasma to destroy the planet. Then Jesus wouldn't have anyone to kill when he returns.
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Anita Sarkeesian posted this:
QuoteDear @google: Could your algorithm maybe not classify random YouTube hate videos as “news†in search results? Thanks.
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
https://twitter.com/femfreq/status/584547382215315457
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The guacamole version costs extra. Because gauc always costs extra.
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I hv rrtbl vwl sndrm.
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And... much of the pasta's ingredients used DNA... so, it's like the chicken and the egg, but the pasta and the DNA. But, of course, pasta had to have come first in His Noodley Name.
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How badasses flirt:
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Quote from: PopeyesPappy on April 08, 2015, 02:19:55 PM
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Sextuple Dutch?
Quote from: stromboli on April 07, 2015, 09:12:15 PM
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I used to date David horsey's sister-in-law and played on a soccer team with him in Seattle. Love his work!
Alternative ways of fire detection:
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(O)(O)
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Quote from: Aletheia on April 11, 2015, 10:00:18 PM
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I don't get it...
I think it's something about pizza or beer...
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Quote from: kilodelta on April 11, 2015, 10:55:31 PM
I think it's something about pizza or beer...
Think suck...
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Quote from: Desdinova on April 10, 2015, 12:32:42 PM
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Ehhh. not really too far off if you've seen "Drunk And On Drugs Happy Fun Time Hour"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=syLqkN8S8OI
Just Google "dogs in pantyhose." You won't be disappointed.
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A cat would kill you.
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Beep beep, open up the door, it's ready
With the gooey goodness on stainless steel
Go hard put garlic sauce on it
So fresh ya gotta admit
So tasty it'll make ya grin
Damn right and I'll make it again
X gonna give it to ya
Gonna give it to ya
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sudo apt-get install guitar_hero
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Not really funny, but still cool.
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I would unwrap these, put them in a jar by my desk, and watch the fireworks!
I'd also eat some. I have weird tastes.
Quote from: Hydra009 on April 20, 2015, 02:19:58 PM
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I would unwrap these, put them in a jar by my desk, and watch the fireworks!
I'd also eat some. I have weird tastes.
Actually, the Mexicans have been mixing chocolate with chilis for centuries.
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Quote from: stromboli on April 20, 2015, 09:02:18 PM
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That's so wrong! It's "It's," not "Its."
But, putting "Research it" in quotes seems appropriate.
Quote from: stromboli on April 20, 2015, 09:02:18 PM
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He cant spell Exercise but he looks like he needs some.............. :wall:
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Spoiler: 2 will be excellent, 1 will be decent, 2 will be bad, 1 will be infamously bad. Like franchise-ruining bad. Gold shall be its stars, but green its tomatoes.
Quote from: stromboli on April 20, 2015, 09:02:18 PM
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I made a poster just like that once. Except it was on Peru. And I was in the 5th grade.
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I just went through 40 pages of this thread. My eyes.
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Got this in an email today..
QuoteThere was a man who worked for the Post Office whose job was to process all the mail that had illegible addresses.
One day a letter came addressed, in a shaky handwriting, to God - with no actual address. He thought he should open it to see what it was about.
The letter read:
Dear God,
I am an 83 year old widow, living on a very small pension. Yesterday someone stole my purse. It had $100 in it, which was all the money I had until my next pension payment.
Next Sunday is Christmas, and I had invited two of my friends over for dinner. Without that money, I have nothing to buy food with, have no family to turn to, and you are my only hope.
Can you please help me?
Sincerely, Edna
The postal worker was touched. He showed the letter to all the other workers. Each one dug into his or her wallet and came up with a few dollars.
By the time he made the rounds, he had collected $96, which they put into an envelope and sent to the woman.
The rest of the day, all the workers felt a warm glow thinking of Edna and the dinner she would be able to share with her friends. Christmas came and went.
A few days later, another letter came from the same old lady to God. All the workers gathered around while the letter was opened.
It read:
Dear God,
How can I ever thank you enough for what you did for me?
Because of your gift of love, I was able to fix a glorious dinner for my friends. We had a very nice day and I told my friends of your wonderful gift.
By the way, there was $4 missing.
I think it might have been those bastards at the post office.
Sincerely, Edna
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According to this, I am also a man. I looked at my thumb and said 'Nonsense, it's too big. Or they didn't calculate the whole finger, it starts at the bottom' and went on reading.
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Why we got a lawn mower instead...
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According to this, I am also a man. I looked at my thumb and said 'Nonsense, it's too big. Or they didn't calculate the whole finger, it starts at the bottom' and went on reading.
You know that the first sign of mental retardation is having hair on your knuckles. Go ahead..I'll wait.
The second sign is looking for hair on your knuckles.. :biggrin:
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Quote from: AllPurposeAtheist on April 27, 2015, 06:48:10 PM
You know that the first sign of mental retardation is having hair on your knuckles. Go ahead..I'll wait.
The second sign is looking for hair on your knuckles.. :biggrin:
Naah, that doesn't work. I don't need to look at my knuckles to remember if I had any hair on them. I never had any. Got to be more subtle. :wink2:
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Quote from: AllPurposeAtheist on April 27, 2015, 06:43:15 PM
Why we got a lawn mower instead...
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Ha! No one will need to feed the animals as long as someone keeps putting up those signs!
Quote from: Desdinova on April 28, 2015, 04:18:48 PM
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That is sooooooo wrong in soooooo many ways.
Quote from: Feral Atheist on April 28, 2015, 09:04:29 PM
That is sooooooo wrong in soooooo many ways.
Don't worry, nothing grows in the shade.
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Cooper's wife says he not gay. I wonder...
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Well that's that..:think:
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I can't tell if this is an argument against equal rights or a compliment for Satan.
Quote from: Hydra009 on May 04, 2015, 01:35:33 AM
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I can't tell if this is an argument against equal rights or a compliment for Satan.
:rotflmao: I love America. Seriously. NOT sarcasm.
Quote from: drunkenshoe on May 04, 2015, 10:25:55 AM
:rotflmao: I love America. Seriously. NOT sarcasm.
I love America. Seriously. IS sarcasm.
Quote from: Mike Cl on May 04, 2015, 11:19:57 AM
I love America. Seriously. IS sarcasm.
:lol: I was sincere at that moment.
Quote from: Mike Cl on May 04, 2015, 11:19:57 AM
I love America. Seriously. IS sarcasm.
There certainly other places that may be cool to live, but overall I think I prefer this lil haven of elitist assholes of the good ole u s of a.
Quote from: Desdinova on May 01, 2015, 04:28:43 PM
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I can relate, this is basically CS in a nutshell.
Quote from: aitm on May 04, 2015, 12:39:51 PM
There certainly other places that may be cool to live, but overall I think I prefer this lil haven of elitist assholes of the good ole u s of a.
Ahhhh....I see--why don't I just move if I don't like it here. Hmmmm..............I seem to remember hearing that before. Because I live here I must love what our govt. is doing or like how they are doing it? I see..................
Quote from: Mike Cl on May 04, 2015, 01:40:16 PM
Ahhhh....I see--why don't I just move if I don't like it here. Hmmmm..............I seem to remember hearing that before. Because I live here I must love what our govt. is doing or like how they are doing it? I see..................
jesus christ, projecting much? All I said is in all the world I think I would prefer it here. But hey, if you feel you need to ride that "persecuted pony" saddle up....
Quote from: aitm on May 04, 2015, 01:44:15 PM
jesus christ, projecting much? All I said is in all the world I think I would prefer it here. But hey, if you feel you need to ride that "persecuted pony" saddle up....
aitm--you forgot the "H". Your little statement was a small blast from the past--kinda like the 'better dead than red' I kept hearing a few decades ago. Besides I'm too fucking old to move now anyway. I really did look into Canada a few years ago, but they told us (my wife and I) that we were too old and too poor to move there. Sweden would be nice, but I'm too old to leave my American ways behind. :) Yeah, I guess I have to agree with you in that the old US of A is still one of the better places to be--well, not Alabama.
Quote from: aitm on May 04, 2015, 12:39:51 PM
There certainly other places that may be cool to live, but overall I think I prefer this lil haven of elitist assholes of the good ole u s of a.
That's Northern Europe sweety, not USA. :lol:
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Quote from: Mike Cl on May 04, 2015, 01:50:21 PM
aitm--you forgot the "H". Your little statement was a small blast from the past--kinda like the 'better dead than red' I kept hearing a few decades ago. Besides I'm too fucking old to move now anyway. I really did look into Canada a few years ago, but they told us (my wife and I) that we were too old and too poor to move there. Sweden would be nice, but I'm too old to leave my American ways behind. :) Yeah, I guess I have to agree with you in that the old US of A is still one of the better places to be--well, not Alabama.
Hey bud, there may be lots of places better to be in this day and age, but at my age, and with the limited amount of ammo I have, I am sticking with this place. We gots our problems,,,but they aint' that bad. We don't have ass-holes chasing us through the fields with machetes eh?
Quote from: drunkenshoe on May 04, 2015, 02:45:41 PM
That's Northern Europe sweety, not USA. :lol:
DS, I hope this does't come across as an insult but I surely wish you were in a more stable place like here or northern europe or Austalia or shit gal,,, a bunch of places not there. Take care, I hope you know I enjoy you keeping me in my place….by the way we
one won first place in Trivia tonight( yeah booze is involved),,25 bucks baby. Placed 7 out of the last 8 weeks…..okay DS so maybe you got me in a drunkinshoe moment….still…I hope you were in a safer place.
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Quote from: aitm on May 04, 2015, 09:34:43 PM
DS, I hope this does't come across as an insult but I surely wish you were in a more stable place like here or northern europe or Austalia or shit gal,,, a bunch of places not there. Take care, I hope you know I enjoy you keeping me in my place….by the way we one won first place in Trivia tonight( yeah booze is involved),,25 bucks baby. Placed 7 out of the last 8 weeks…..okay DS so maybe you got me in a drunkinshoe moment….still…I hope you were in a safer place.
I have just seen this.
Aw. *Hugs. I'm not taking it as an insult. I know it is hard for you to believe, but here is not as bad as you think. Really. At least in the area I live. Is there a potential for it to be very bad? Yes, of course. Am I afraid? Yes. It's the freaking Middle East.
Congrats. 25 bucks looks even better in my money. :lol:
I don't know what do you feel about looking at pics of somewhere alien, but I live in this city:
https://www.google.com.tr/search?q=izmir&rlz=1C1AVSX_enTR614TR614&espv=2&biw=1920&bih=979&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ei=NM1IVfzcKsGa7gabkoDwBA&ved=0CAYQ_AUoAQ&dpr=1#tbm=isch&q=%C4%B0zmir
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/%C4%B0zmir
Wow! Shoe--was that you on the beach???? :)) Beautiful city. At a different age I'd have loved to have come and visited.
Great looking city. As a travel junkie it makes me want to pack my bags!
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Quote from: Mike Cl on May 05, 2015, 10:21:05 AM
Wow! Shoe--was that you on the beach???? :)) Beautiful city. At a different age I'd have loved to have come and visited.
Lol. I guess those beaches ar from all over the country. Jump into the Delorean.
Quote from: Desdinova on May 05, 2015, 10:33:40 AM
Great looking city. As a travel junkie it makes me want to pack my bags!
Thanks Desdinova. There isn't much in the city. Places around the city would be nore interesting for you I guess. Ruins and beaches...etc.
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Drunkenshoe's back! :D
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Quote from: stromboli on May 06, 2015, 09:48:06 AM
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Honestly, I would love for someone to drop by and talk about Elton John.
Quote from: Hydra009 on May 04, 2015, 01:35:33 AM
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I can't tell if this is an argument against equal rights or a compliment for Satan.
Satan's not so bad. I bet he'd be fun to have a beer with.
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Quote from: Green Bottle on April 28, 2015, 07:53:09 AM
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Her boobs are too big...Not enough whiskey.
Quote from: The Skeletal Atheist on May 07, 2015, 02:11:59 PM
Her boobs are too big...Not enough whiskey.
Too big '' so you like them a wee bit smaller ska, you sure ur gay mate....? :dance: :shifty:
Quote from: stromboli on May 07, 2015, 02:13:19 PM
Yup, you're gay.
He is also a
man.
Quote...Said no man ever.
:lol:
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Quote from: Green Bottle on May 07, 2015, 04:24:04 PM
Too big '' so you like them a wee bit smaller ska, you sure ur gay mate....? :dance: :shifty:
I'm just worried about her back.
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Also, ever notice how church names are basically just a bunch of religion buzzwords? It's like the words are drawn out of a hat.
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Quote from: AllPurposeAtheist on May 10, 2015, 10:48:09 AM
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I swear someone posted this already ._.
Saw this pix of an attempted suicide in China and the caption just wrote itself.
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Death Meöw
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I swear I just googled "rapture outfit"
NSFW
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Quote from: drunkenshoe on May 11, 2015, 02:25:15 PM
I swear I just googled "rapture outfit"
NSFW
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Mileena needs to keep her mask on...
Quote from: PickelledEggs on May 11, 2015, 02:31:23 PM
Mileena needs to keep her mask on...
Oh so she is mortal kombat character. I didn't know. Thanks.
Quote from: drunkenshoe on May 11, 2015, 02:37:11 PM
Oh so she is mortal kombat character. I didn't know. Thanks.
Yup. I don't know who is creepier though... Her or D'vorah
https://youtu.be/GxndlPQGr4I
Sent from your mom.
:eek: I have no idea. I didn't like D'vorah either.
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Quote from: kilodelta on May 11, 2015, 09:16:36 PM
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Fort Worthless in under fire! Mayday! Mayday! Abandon Fort Worth!
So I googled Retarded religious morons......
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Quote from: dtq123 on May 11, 2015, 10:02:26 PM
Fort Worthless in under fire! Mayday! Mayday! Abandon Fort Worth!
I'm just happy for once that there is a joke about Texas that actually admits that there is a large Liberal region here that is a completely different culture than the rest of the state...
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Quote from: Shiranu on May 11, 2015, 11:46:35 PM
I'm just happy for once that there is a joke about Texas that actually admits that there is a large Liberal region here that is a completely different culture than the rest of the state...
Texas has Austin powers!
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Why is this funny?
Quote from: kilodelta on May 12, 2015, 07:57:56 AM
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Quote from: drunkenshoe on May 13, 2015, 05:17:13 AM
Why is this funny?
Everything about Tim Tebow is funny.
QuoteTT Fun Facts
Tim Tebow doesnt break wind…….thats the air crapping all over itself trying to get out of Tebow’s way..
Killing Tim Tebow doesn’t make him dead. It just makes him angry.
Tim Tebow’s tears cure cancer, too bad he’s never cried.
If you wake up in the morning, it’s because Tim Tebow spared your life.
Superman wears Tim Tebow pajamas.
If it tastes like chicken, looks like chicken, and feels like chicken, but Tim Tebow says its beef. Then you better believe it’s beef.
Tim Tebow once forgot where he put his keys. He then spent the next half-hour torturing himself until he gave up the location of the keys.
Tim Tebow counted to infinity â€" twice.
1.6 billion Chinese are angry with Tim Tebow. Sounds like a fair fight.
Let’s get one thing straight: the only reason you are conscious right now is because Tim Tebow does not feel like carrying you.
Tim Tebow was never addicted to heroin. Heroin was addicted to Tim Tebow.
Tim Tebow played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.
When life gave Tim Tebow lemons, he used them to kill terrorists. Tim Tebow hates lemonade.
Tim Tebow once won a game of Connect 4 in 3 moves.
Osama bin Laden’s recent proposal for truce is a direct result of him finding out that Tim Tebow is, in fact, still alive.
Tim Tebow is the leading cause of death in Middle Eastern men.
Tim Tebow doesn’t miss. If he didn’t hit you it’s because he was shooting at another terrorist twelve miles away.
When Tim Tebow was a child, he made his mother finish his vegetables.
Tim Tebow killed 93 people in just 4 days time. Wait, that is a real fact.
Simon Says should be renamed to Tim Tebow Says because if Tim Tebow says something then you better do it.
Tim Tebow won the Tour de France on a unicycle to prove to Lance Armstrong it wasn’t a big deal. He thinks yellow wristbands are gay.
When Tim Tebow pisses into the wind, the wind changes direction.
Tim Tebow’s favorite color is severe terror alert red. His second favorite color is violet, but just because it sounds like violent.
When you open a can of whoop-ass, Tim Tebow jumps out.
When Google can’t find something, it asks Tim Tebow for help.
You can lead a horse to water. Tim Tebow can make him drink.
Tim Tebow can get McDonald’s breakfast after 10:30.
When the boogie man goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Tim Tebow.
Every mathematical inequality officially ends with “< Tim Tebowâ€.
In 96 hours, Tim Tebow has killed 93 people and saved the world 4 times. What the hell have you done with your life?
Tim Tebow killed so many terrorists that at one point, the #5 CIA Most Wanted fugitive was an 18-year-old teenager in Malaysia who downloaded the movie Dodgeball.
In kindergarten, Tim Tebow killed a terrorist for Show and Tell.
What color is Tim Tebow’s blood? Trick question. Tim Tebow does not bleed.
Guns dont kill people, Tim Tebow kills people.
If Tim and MacGyver were locked in a room together, Tim would make a bomb out of MacGyver and get out.
People with amnesia still remember Tim Tebow.
Sun Tzu once wrote, “If your enemy is weaker, conquer him. If he is stronger, join him. If he is Tim Tebow, you’re f***ing dead.â€
Tim Tebow literally died for his country, and lived to tell about it.
Tim Tebow has been to Mars. That’s why there’s no life on Mars.
Superman’s only weakness is Kryptonite. Tim Tebow laughs at Superman for having a weakness.
When Batman is in trouble, he turns on the Tim Tebow signal.
It took Tim Tebow two minutes to beat a confession out of OJ.
Tim Tebow was conceived by torturing the other sperm until they gave up the location of the egg.
After 7 minutes of interrogation at the hands of Tim Tebow, Tom Cruise admitted that he was God in human-drag.
Tim Tebow’s family threw him a surprise birthday party when he was a child. Once.
When Tim Tebow messes with Sasquatch, it’s animal cruelty.
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So basically, you got sick of Chuck Norris (thank fuck) and made a new one out of an American football player? Do you think he will last as long he did?
Quote from: drunkenshoe on May 13, 2015, 12:25:43 PM
So basically, you got sick of Chuck Norris (thank fuck) and made a new one out of an American football player? Do you think he will last as long he did?
Not at all. Tim Tebow was making headlines a few years ago with his "in your face Christianity" and success in college football. Many people were implying that he'd become the best quarterback of all time because of his faith. But, he never really was able to make the college-NFL transition. So, all the Christian football hype fell well short of its mark. He's still in the NFL, but I'd be surprised if he ever became a starting quarterback again.
"Tebowing" became a short-lived internet meme where people would post pictures of themselves praying like Tebow in a variety of locations. South Park had an episode on memes that featured Tebowing and planking.
"Tebowing is defined as "to get down on a knee and start praying, even if everyone else around you is doing something completely different."
http://tebowing.com
Quote from: kilodelta on May 13, 2015, 01:05:28 PM
Not at all. Tim Tebow was making headlines a few years ago with his "in your face Christianity" and success in college football. Many people were implying that he'd become the best quarterback of all time because of his faith. But, he never really was able to make the college-NFL transition. So, all the Christian football hype fell well short of its mark. He's still in the NFL, but I'd be surprised if he ever became a starting quarterback again.
"Tebowing" became a short-lived internet meme where people would post pictures of themselves praying like Tebow in a variety of locations. South Park had an episode on memes that featured Tebowing and planking.
"Tebowing is defined as "to get down on a knee and start praying, even if everyone else around you is doing something completely different."
http://tebowing.com
:lol:
Thanks, kilo.
Quote from: drunkenshoe on May 13, 2015, 01:07:49 PM
:lol:
Thanks, kilo.
No problem. I always enjoy posting very, very important information.
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Gandalf with road rage issues
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Quote from: Hydra009 on May 14, 2015, 12:00:43 AM
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Is that a cross dresser on the left? :lol:
I'm almost scared to ask how you know that, but yes, the one on the left is male.
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Minnesota Vikings-Joplin MO tornado
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Miami dolphins game-the rise of Hitler
(http://s3-ak.buzzfeed.com/static/enhanced/web05/2012/1/9/22/enhanced-buzz-25727-1326166456-22.jpg)
Oakland Raiders game- Napoleonic wars
(http://s3-ak.buzzfeed.com/static/enhanced/terminal01/2012/1/15/12/enhanced-buzz-7634-1326649040-0.jpg)
the Patriots game- the success of Nickelback
(http://static.fjcdn.com/gifs/Gracias_98b7d7_5524397.gif)
NSFW:
[spoiler](http://i.imgur.com/0C4L4kx.gif)[/spoiler]
Quote from: Hydra009 on May 15, 2015, 10:48:06 AM
NSFW:
[spoiler](http://i.imgur.com/0C4L4kx.gif)[/spoiler]
I did that once...
(http://i1.wp.com/www.cllrandrewwallis.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/Sex-education-2.jpg?resize=458%2C362)
For fellow freedom-lovers, an E grade is the same thing as a F (the F stands for Patriot). :P
Also, maths means math. As in we teach math because we don't teach astronomies, chemistries, or economi...wait...bad example.
(http://i59.tinypic.com/a4q3qo.jpg)
Lol, good stuff GB. Just saw Simon Pegg's "World's End" one funny movie about the epic pub crawl of all time. If you haven't seen it, I recommend it.
Quote from: stromboli on May 15, 2015, 10:59:44 AM
(http://i1.wp.com/www.cllrandrewwallis.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/Sex-education-2.jpg?resize=458%2C362)
The reason why there isn't one for science is because he blew up.
Quote from: stromboli on May 15, 2015, 12:33:56 PM
Lol, good stuff GB. Just saw Simon Pegg's "World's End" one funny movie about the epic pub crawl of all time. If you haven't seen it, I recommend it.
No not seen it Stromboli but ill look out for it, i like simon pegg, funny guy.. :pidu:
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We haven't seen this one in a while.
(http://amptoons.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/11/atheist-photo.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/s5oJsCu.jpg)
That's the exact opposite of the clothes that I'd choose for women...
(http://i.imgur.com/19L5yyc.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/A2ULBxS.gif)
I don't want to fight anymore...
(http://files.explosm.net/comics/Kris/mrandmrsliteral.png)
(http://i1160.photobucket.com/albums/q490/atheola/gas.jpg)
Anyone who still buys gas is stupid. I mean come on! I found something better to drink months ago.
(http://i62.tinypic.com/cjh3s.jpg)
(http://i58.tinypic.com/b3mkg3.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/tk8MUMV.jpg)
Tim Tebow can suck my dick. Fuck that grandstanding idiot.
Quote from: kilodelta on May 16, 2015, 07:42:45 PM
Her costume is awful. Also her horn like things. No balance. How can she look convincing while fighting, if you design a figure like that. Peh. Looks clumsy and comical. :lol:
Hail evil!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R6OKLgLZHFk
(http://i.imgur.com/JXRbOhk.png)
"Perhaps teach this course, I should not." - Yoda
Quote from: drunkenshoe on May 18, 2015, 02:05:53 PM
Hail evil!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R6OKLgLZHFk
That's a brilliant movie.
(http://i.imgur.com/GoyIa9K.gif)
Quote from: Hydra009 on May 19, 2015, 09:19:32 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/GoyIa9K.gif)
Dat's me and my bro :3
Quote from: Hydra009 on May 19, 2015, 09:19:32 PM
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that really freaks me the fuck out.
(http://i.imgur.com/YSX8huS.jpg)
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Holy shit... I ate their God yesterday... holy shit.
Quote from: Hydra009 on May 19, 2015, 11:02:26 PM
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*She was in tears, trembling. She didn't know she would find her god someday, suddenly and the taste and the love, in this cruel, bloody world. How could she? When she saw him, all her godless ways and the shameful life she led as a heretic came to an end. She was filled with light and a crispy smell. She swallowed. It was the dawn of happines. She knew she would never be the same.
Quote from: Hydra009 on May 19, 2015, 09:19:32 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/GoyIa9K.gif)
We call that "the taste test."
Quote from: aitm on May 19, 2015, 09:21:32 PM
that really freaks me the fuck out.
Why, because it looks human? :lol:
(http://i.imgur.com/lJVFfJM.gif)
No fullscreen. Typical youtube novice.
(http://static.fjcdn.com/gifs/Scorpion+finish+him_aa558f_5550910.gif)
Scorpion strikes again!
Quote from: kilodelta on May 19, 2015, 11:23:10 PM
Holy shit... I ate their God yesterday... holy shit.
I bet their eucharist is great!
For our pony lovers on board...
(http://i.imgur.com/stj0hXl.jpg)
Do they make one with a larger circumference?
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Female Zelda? So...basically, Zelda.
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on May 20, 2015, 07:42:53 PM
Do they make one with a larger circumference?
I dont think that is small.
Quote from: drunkenshoe on May 21, 2015, 02:59:55 AM
I dont think that is small.
There would be some seams letting go...
Quote from: drunkenshoe on May 20, 2015, 06:06:36 PM
For our pony lovers on board...
(http://i.imgur.com/stj0hXl.jpg)
(http://i59.tinypic.com/24o7wht.jpg) :shifty:
So, I was working in my woodshop when...
Quote from: drunkenshoe on May 20, 2015, 06:06:36 PM
For our pony lovers on board...
(http://i.imgur.com/stj0hXl.jpg)
Not really conducive to easy cleanup. Is it?
(http://static.fjcdn.com/gifs/Be+cool+be+cool+oh+shit_67c3ad_4325599.gif)
(http://i.imgur.com/u64cfmj.png)
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Remove/prevent computer viruses with malachite!
(http://i.imgur.com/nzEkUsY.jpg)
For those of you who don't already know, malachite is a greenish mineral with miraculous properties:
* It has spider sense.
* It soaks up electromagnetic "pollution". You know, super bad stuff like light and radio waves.
* It can protect your computer from viruses attacking your computer via the internet and email. That last part is super important because email is distinct from and not at all ultimately reliant on the internet. As we all know, the internet is a series of tubes, while email is a series of particles that fly around in the air.
* Malachite soaks up negativity and sends out positive energetic rays (these energetic rays are presumably not within the EM spectrum)
* In addition to EM pollution, malachite also absorbs regular, non-EM pollution. But from time to time, the mineral has to cleaned with running water to get all that radiation and viruses off of them. Viruses and radiation are a lot like ketchup, I suppose.
(http://i57.tinypic.com/magck7.jpg)
Quote from: Hydra009 on May 23, 2015, 02:51:42 AM
But from time to time, the mineral has to cleaned with running water to get all that radiation and viruses off of them.
Yeah... the EM pollution and key loggers looks like dust after it's been sucked out of the computer.
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My next wife:
(http://www.motivationals.org/demotivational-posters/demotivational-poster-17441.jpg)
(http://photos-b.ak.instagram.com/hphotos-ak-xaf1/10616788_1474577386134977_857977586_n.jpg)
Cake...
(http://cdn.twentytwowords.com/wp-content/uploads/Star-Wars-Cake-02-634x422.jpg?1a3231)
(https://tfranswee.files.wordpress.com/2012/05/cc87e-0dd2049e-a2b1-4011-8d8f-7c1d03608838.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/jK8kx01.gif)
Quote from: Hydra009 on May 21, 2015, 02:27:25 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/nupyIJw.png)
Female Zelda? So...basically, Zelda.
i want that shirt so bad
Quote from: kilodelta on May 24, 2015, 10:27:59 PM
My next wife:
(http://www.motivationals.org/demotivational-posters/demotivational-poster-17441.jpg)
Kind of looks like Rylai the Crystal Maiden from Dota2
(http://fc09.deviantart.net/fs70/i/2013/009/1/b/crystal_maiden_concept_by_darkartsofneko-d5r0h3e.png)
Quote from: PickelledEggs on May 25, 2015, 12:44:06 AM
i want that shirt so bad
Yes. It's awesome. Reminds me of arguments as kids about who is Zelda...
Quote from: kilodelta on May 25, 2015, 12:47:44 AM
Yes. It's awesome. Reminds me of arguments as kids about who is Zelda...
I'm such a straight-faced sarcastic troll in real life with that stuff too. I would get a kick out of seeing the die-hard Zelda fans get bent out of shape because "I got the characters mixed up"
Quote from: PickelledEggs on May 25, 2015, 12:50:14 AM
I'm such a straight-faced sarcastic troll in real life with that stuff too. I would get a kick out of seeing the die-hard Zelda fans get bent out of shape because "I got the characters mixed up"
Did you know that Metroid is a girl? If you beat the game fast enough, she shows up in a bikini.
Quote from: kilodelta on May 25, 2015, 12:54:58 AM
Did you know that Metroid is a girl? If you beat the game fast enough, she shows up in a bikini.
Isn't Metroid Samus's sister or something?
Quote from: kilodelta on May 24, 2015, 10:27:59 PM
My next wife:
(http://www.motivationals.org/demotivational-posters/demotivational-poster-17441.jpg)
(http://static.fjcdn.com/pictures/New_818047_780314.jpg)
Quote from: PickelledEggs on May 25, 2015, 01:08:46 AM
Isn't Metroid Samus's sister or something?
Yeah. They were separated at birth by Ripley. I think Sigourney Weaver mostly played Ripley in a few movies... mostly.
Quote from: kilodelta on May 25, 2015, 01:38:02 AM
Yeah. They were separated at birth by Ripley. I think Sigourney Weaver mostly played Ripley in a few movies... mostly.
God Dammit, Gozer.
Sent from your mom.
Quote from: PickelledEggs on May 25, 2015, 01:39:06 AM
God Dammit, Gozer.
Sent from your mom.
Yeah. Gozer also made groundhog's day repeat itself in order to breed Sonic to defeat Dr. Light's robot R.O.B.
The real Megaman enemies:
(http://40.media.tumblr.com/531f1515ba9faf3a812691c63bfcc40e/tumblr_mqxwpopR6h1rkrwaco3_1280.jpg)
Note: Mega Woman created Whip Man.
Quote from: kilodelta on May 25, 2015, 01:42:50 AM
Yeah. Gozer also made groundhog's day repeat itself in order to breed Sonic to defeat Dr. Light's robot R.O.B.
I thought they needed to defeat King Koopa from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2: The Secret of the OOZ.
Once Sonic got that powerup mushroom and went supersaiyan though, it was over for Gandalf
Quote from: PickelledEggs on May 25, 2015, 01:47:08 AMOnce Sonic got that powerup mushroom and went supersaiyan though, it was over for Gandalf
(http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y232/LLSamSam/Gif%20Folder/tumblr_lgv3eqe1Y11qatvc7.gif)
Quote from: PickelledEggs on May 25, 2015, 01:47:08 AM
I thought they needed to defeat King Koopa from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2: The Secret of the OOZ.
Once Sonic got that powerup mushroom and went supersaiyan, it was over for Gandalf
That was in the Namek universe where Dr. Mario sold pills to Ganon. You can tell because Sonic had the evil goatee when he ate the mushroom. The real universe had Sonic go fusion with Donkey Kong in order to throw barrels at Mouser.
Quote from: kilodelta on May 25, 2015, 01:54:45 AM
That was in the Namek universe where Dr. Mario sold pills to Ganon. You can tell because Sonic had the evil goatee when he ate the mushroom. The real universe had Sonic go fusion with Donkey Kong in order to throw barrels at Mouser.
Mouser and Rat Trap was a tough duo. Good thing Cheetor and Optimus Primal were able to get the flux capacitor to Castle Greyskull. They saved us all.
Quote from: Hydra009 on May 25, 2015, 01:54:33 AM
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I'm glad I made you cringe lmao
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(http://cdn.pidjin.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/gif.gif)
(http://i59.tinypic.com/24ffi9c.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/rsiCk7r.jpg)
Quote from: Hydra009 on May 26, 2015, 12:32:08 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/rsiCk7r.jpg)
That's not funny-------------that's the face of god.......................errr, dog.
Gold Guy! Gooold Guy! Gooold Guy!
(http://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/star-wars-ewok-god.jpg)
Quote from: Hydra009 on May 23, 2015, 02:51:42 AM
Remove/prevent computer viruses with malachite!
(http://i.imgur.com/nzEkUsY.jpg)
For those of you who don't already know, malachite is a greenish mineral with miraculous properties:
* It has spider sense.
* It soaks up electromagnetic "pollution". You know, super bad stuff like light and radio waves.
* It can protect your computer from viruses attacking your computer via the internet and email. That last part is super important because email is distinct from and not at all ultimately reliant on the internet. As we all know, the internet is a series of tubes, while email is a series of particles that fly around in the air.
* Malachite soaks up negativity and sends out positive energetic rays (these energetic rays are presumably not within the EM spectrum)
* In addition to EM pollution, malachite also absorbs regular, non-EM pollution. But from time to time, the mineral has to cleaned with running water to get all that radiation and viruses off of them. Viruses and radiation are a lot like ketchup, I suppose.
So, those viri (is that the plural of 'virus'?) and the other pollutant's end up in the oceans, just like everything else we spew. But maybe it will continue to soak up the negativity in the sea.
The plural of virus (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Plural_form_of_words_ending_in_-us#Virus) is viruses, not viri. Also, plurals do not need apostrophes.
(http://www.demotivationalposters.org/image/demotivational-poster/0911/virus-protection-virus-protection-flash-drive-condom-funny-c-demotivational-poster-1258894778.jpg)
Quote from: Hydra009 on May 27, 2015, 09:01:02 PM
The plural of virus (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Plural_form_of_words_ending_in_-us#Virus) is viruses, not viri. Also, plurals do not need apostrophes.
Yeah, I knew that, just being whimsical. And the 'apostrophe' isn't - it's quote marks.
Quote from: Unbeliever on May 27, 2015, 06:23:36 PM
So, those viri (is that the plural of 'virus'?) and the other pollutant's end up in the oceans, just like everything else we spew.
Quote from: Unbeliever on May 28, 2015, 05:07:26 PMAnd the 'apostrophe' isn't - it's quote marks.
:confused: :think:
Quote from: Hydra009 on May 23, 2015, 02:51:42 AM
Remove/prevent computer viruses with malachite!
(http://i.imgur.com/nzEkUsY.jpg)
For those of you who don't already know, malachite is a greenish mineral with miraculous properties:
* It has spider sense.
* It soaks up electromagnetic "pollution". You know, super bad stuff like light and radio waves.
* It can protect your computer from viruses attacking your computer via the internet and email. That last part is super important because email is distinct from and not at all ultimately reliant on the internet. As we all know, the internet is a series of tubes, while email is a series of particles that fly around in the air.
* Malachite soaks up negativity and sends out positive energetic rays (these energetic rays are presumably not within the EM spectrum)
* In addition to EM pollution, malachite also absorbs regular, non-EM pollution. But from time to time, the mineral has to cleaned with running water to get all that radiation and viruses off of them. Viruses and radiation are a lot like ketchup, I suppose.
This takes the cake; it HAS to be some sort of fucking joke.
Quote from: kilodelta on May 28, 2015, 04:55:09 PM
(http://www.demotivationalposters.org/image/demotivational-poster/0911/virus-protection-virus-protection-flash-drive-condom-funny-c-demotivational-poster-1258894778.jpg)
(https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/-RVfzuO5qB0o/TxO-yRJdWII/AAAAAAAAA8k/Qk20DP-jHa8/s800/Esperma%252520USB.png)
sends out positive energetic rays (these energetic rays are presumably not within the EM spectrum)
you don't say? Not within the EM spectrum eh? Well gosh darn.
Quote from: aitm on May 29, 2015, 11:33:21 AM
sends out positive energetic rays (these energetic rays are presumably not within the EM spectrum)
you don't say? Not within the EM spectrum eh? Well gosh darn.
When absorbed by the particular object? I didn't get anything from that^.
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(http://i.imgur.com/BaY6haf.png)
Quote from: Hydra009 on May 30, 2015, 02:19:50 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/BaY6haf.png)
How does this affect women? :grin:
Quote from: Hydra009 on May 30, 2015, 02:19:50 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/BaY6haf.png)
That's the plan. Once my hands give birth, I'll have a Spawn Army ready to take down Allah and his do-gooder friends.
(http://i59.tinypic.com/ne9g0n.jpg)
Quote from: drunkenshoe on May 20, 2015, 06:06:36 PM
For our pony lovers on board...
(http://i.imgur.com/stj0hXl.jpg)
poor lyra...
(http://i.imgur.com/cP9XVH1.jpg)
Yes. Exactly. They both get to finish snow shoveling before they use the restroom and go for coffee.
Quote from: Hydra009 on May 31, 2015, 01:05:03 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/cP9XVH1.jpg)
Wait... who's saying what again? XD
Quote from: dtq123 on May 31, 2015, 09:50:28 AM
Wait... who's saying what again? XD
Guy on the right needs to pee. Guy(?) on the left wants to drink something warm.
I thought they were both female because you know….females are more into that stuff……...
Quote from: aitm on May 31, 2015, 02:26:21 PM
I thought they were both female because you know….females are more into that stuff……...
How could you know if men are into that or not, you are heterosexual.
Quote from: drunkenshoe on May 31, 2015, 03:03:30 PM
How could you know if men are into that or not, you are heterosexual.
:dance:
I really need an emoticon that shows a fisherman hooking one…..hehehehe
Quote from: aitm on May 31, 2015, 03:27:38 PM
:dance:
I really need an emoticon that shows a fisherman hooking one…..hehehehe
:axe: :lol:
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It's only a spoiler if you explain the joke!
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(https://deadlymovies.files.wordpress.com/2012/07/batman-doesnt-use-guns.jpg)
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Quote from: Hydra009 on June 02, 2015, 11:14:22 PM
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Intruder will die now.
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Quote from: stromboli on June 03, 2015, 07:22:04 PM
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When I was in the Navy I used to volunteer to swap duty with married men so they could be with their families on holidays. Except New Years.
Atheist Arya is great. Technically, it should be atheist Davos or Salladhor Saan or Qyburn, but whatever.
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(http://www.weirdcrap.com/chick/antlers/antlers4.gif)
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Hell, I'm getting two! (http://ibiblio.org/pha/worthit.jpg)
(http://cdn2.funscrape.com/Images/5/5186083237952906.jpg)
Inserting a Bible in the ass works just as well.
(http://i.imgur.com/IfBAd2D.gif)
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(http://makeameme.org/media/created/joseph-smith-fucked.jpg)
Every time I get sick:
(http://files.explosm.net/rcg/GaudyYakLeather.png)
Quote from: kilodelta on June 05, 2015, 02:04:44 PM
(http://cdn2.funscrape.com/Images/5/5186083237952906.jpg)
Inserting a Bible in the ass works just as well.
But... all the good dances, you are suppose to be pelvis to pelvis almost... and those dances were created by much more god fearing men and women then you.
Try doing the tango in the nude sometime. The inspiration for the dance quickly becomes obvious.
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on June 06, 2015, 07:11:52 AM
Try doing the tango in the nude sometime. The inspiration for the dance quickly becomes obvious.
Now that would be a TV show I'd watch!
(http://i58.tinypic.com/4ihh6d.jpg)
Quote from: Mike Cl on June 06, 2015, 08:52:38 AM
Now that would be a TV show I'd watch!
The videos were ... popular back in the '70s.
(http://i.imgur.com/2uBCn9d.gif)
Is this ironic?
A Facebook friend posted the image below. He's a big xtain... a bunch of his big xtian friends liked the image.
Notice the number of atheists in the picture on the left...
(http://static.fjcdn.com/pictures/Do+you+know_d4fa63_3924739.jpg)
..btw, who is on the right? I honestly don't know.
Stephen Hawking, Marie Curie, Nikola Tesla, Albert Einstein, Sigmund Freud, Neil deGrasse Tyson, Galileo, Sir Isaac Newton, Carl Sagan, Charles Darwin, and...no idea. ¯\_(ãƒ,,)_/¯
...I'm just going to pretend I didn't think Jung rather than Freud...
And yeah, sure, of course yall don't recognize Kim Kardashian... surrrrrre :P.
Quote from: Shiranu on June 07, 2015, 01:38:03 PM
...I'm just going to pretend I didn't think Jung rather than Freud...
And yeah, sure, of course yall don't recognize Kim Kardashian... surrrrrre :P.
I'm a hermit (crab) :D
Quote from: Shiranu on June 07, 2015, 01:38:03 PMAnd yeah, sure, of course yall don't recognize Kim Kardashian... surrrrrre :P.
I've heard that name before, but didn't have a face to go with it. Some tv show or something, right? If she's an actor, she must not do many shows. Never seen her in anything.
Quote from: Hydra009 on June 07, 2015, 02:05:00 PM
I've heard that name before, but didn't have a face to go with it. Some tv show or something, right? If she's an actor, she must not do many shows. Never seen her in anything.
Reality TV show. Famous because her dad was rich and famous (lawyer for OJ Simpson), and has her own little media and product empire budding as well. Also, a sex tape.
Sorta the new Paris Hilton, but (hate her all you like) a good bit smarter in how to diversify her earnings and stay relevant. I'm not a fan of hers, but I do respect her for the mini-empire she has built around herself and I do think she is, in some regards, a rather smart lady. She is also a spoiled brat though.
The irony is that she gets so much press because people are always bitching about her left and right. People complain that she is still relevant and known and how terrible it is that young people today even know who she is, and then refuse to shut up about how much they hate her and just otherwise continue to talk about her.
I have less respect for the people who constantly bitch about her than I do her. They are just getting trolled hard.
Quote from: Shiranu on June 07, 2015, 03:41:19 PMReality TV show.
Ah, that explains it. Can't stand the stuff. Thought that stuff was a 2000s fad, tbh. Can't believe it's even still around, given the relatively recent spate of actually decent tv shows.
I know who Kim Kardasian is, but I also knew the ones on the left, except the one with the wicked hair-do, is that Satre or someone?
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In the old days the English and Scottish armies used to fight by gathering their armies on top of the hills and at day break they would run down the hillside into the deep gorge below to fight. One morning at dawn there was a fog (as thick as pea soup) and the two generals decided to refrain from fighting that day. Whilst the two armies were resting a voice, with a Scottish accent came from within the dense fog.
"Any one Scotsman can beat any 10 Englishmen".
With this, the English general sent down 10 of his soldiers. There was a hell of a fight and NO ONE returned. An hour later, the same voice was heard.
"Any one Scotsman can beat any 50 Englishman".
With this the English general sent down 50 of his soldiers. The same thing, a terrible fight ensured and again NO ONE returned. An hour later the same voice.
"Any one Scotsman can beat any 100 Englishman".
So, down went 100 of the best. NO ONE returned. An hour later.
"Any one Scotsman can beat any 1,000 Englishman".
By this time, the English general had enough and was about to send down his elite soldiers, when he saw a lone Englishman crawling up the hill. He was battered to a pulp. As he reached the top he shouted "Don't send anymore troops down, its a trap, there's two of them." :pidu: :axe: :dance: :shifty: :whistle:
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Epileptic toy?
Literature versus literature.
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on June 09, 2015, 07:50:26 PM
Literature versus literature.
Pennywise gives me the creeps.
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Quote from: Mike Cl on June 09, 2015, 08:00:16 PM
Pennywise gives me the creeps.
I'm sure that wasn't Stephen's intent.
It was, I think, to give you the screaming meemees
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on June 09, 2015, 08:45:55 PM
I'm sure that wasn't Stephen's intent.
It was, I think, to give you the screaming meemees
creeps and meemees--he was/is really good at that.
Quote from: Mike Cl on June 09, 2015, 09:21:54 PM
creeps and meemees--he was/is really good at that.
I learned to Stand all that.
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Quote from: Mike Cl on June 09, 2015, 09:24:22 PM
Cujo explain that?
I'll let Christine do that for me.
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on June 09, 2015, 11:09:15 PM
I'll let Christine do that for me.
I don't know, that could be a lot of Misery.
Quote from: Aletheia on June 09, 2015, 11:43:37 PM
I don't know, that could be a lot of Misery.
Yeah, I can only imagine it would be so. But if you are suffering with Insomnia maybe you could use your Cell to call Carrie or even better, Dolores Claiborne; one of them could bring you some Needful Things.
Quote from: Mike Cl on June 10, 2015, 12:42:45 AM
Yeah, I can only imagine it would be so. But if you are suffering with Insomnia maybe you could use your Cell to call Carrie or even better, Dolores Claiborne; one of them could bring you some Needful Things.
I think I'll avoid the Dark Half of people. Although, I have heard that a Dreamcatcher can help with Insomnia. Can be good for Nightmares and Dreamscapes as well. However, if you live in Salem's Lot, then you might as well be walking The Green Mile because you're well beyond Desperation.
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Quote from: Aletheia on June 10, 2015, 12:52:56 AM
I think I'll avoid the Dark Half of people. Although, I have heard that a Dreamcatcher can help with Insomnia. Can be good for Nightmares and Dreamscapes as well. However, if you live in Salem's Lot, then you might as well be walking The Green Mile because you're well beyond Desperation.
This thread needs to get Thinner.
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on June 10, 2015, 08:59:33 AM
This thread needs to get Thinner.
Yeah--Thinner and Thinner until we are a Bag of Bones!
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Are we having a Stephen King moment?
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Quote from: drunkenshoe on June 10, 2015, 09:45:32 AM
Are we having a Stephen King moment?
Quote from: stromboli on June 10, 2015, 09:56:46 AM
Apparently.
I guess you could call it Gerald's Game--we just don't want this forum to become a Dead Zone and remain the Joyland that it is.
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Quote from: drunkenshoe on June 10, 2015, 09:45:32 AM
Are we having a Stephen King moment?
One Shining moment in time.
Quote from: stromboli on June 10, 2015, 11:41:07 AM
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I don't like hipsters either. But why bash the beard. Don't touch the beard. Mmmm.
Quote from: drunkenshoe on June 10, 2015, 04:22:08 PM
I don't like hipsters either. But why bash the beard. Don't touch the beard. Mmmm.
Lol, I don't have a clue about hipsters. There are probably some people on here that identify as such, so I won't criticize.
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I know, its not funny.
^ Dark humor is still humor.
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Quote from: stromboli on June 10, 2015, 06:48:04 PM
Lol, I don't have a clue about hipsters. There are probably some people on here that identify as such, so I won't criticize.
The hipster stereotype:
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Quote from: drunkenshoe on June 11, 2015, 08:52:57 AM
The hipster stereotype:
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I see those as redneck/hicks. Hipsters should have bongo drums and be reading weird poetry.
Quote from: Mike Cl on June 11, 2015, 08:57:26 AM
I see those as redneck/hicks. Hipsters should have bongo drums and be reading weird poetry.
LOL, apparently I don't know them either. This is what we have around here.
Quote from: drunkenshoe on June 11, 2015, 11:36:28 AM
LOL, apparently I don't know them either. This is what we have around here.
Ahh, who knows. I'm really out of touch with stuff like that. Tho a couple of those guys do look like the local rednecks--they drive around with pickups with the US flag all over them--and every now and again one with the confederate battle flag flapping. I suppose what I was thinking of was what I used to call Beatnicks.
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It's all fun and games till a bomber sees it.
The best part of waking up is soldiers in your cup..
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Quote from: stromboli on June 10, 2015, 09:33:28 AM
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Wait, what's the difference between a hipster and a dirty hippie? Gosh! I hope I haven't stepped over the boundary!
Quote from: drunkenshoe on June 11, 2015, 08:52:57 AM
The hipster stereotype:
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Quote from: Mike Cl on June 11, 2015, 08:57:26 AM
I see those as redneck/hicks. Hipsters should have bongo drums and be reading weird poetry.
Well the differences are subtle, but there are definitely differences.
Clue #1: No t-shirts with writing on them. Hipsters will wear screen printed t-shirts, but only if they're vintage with some 1970's company logo. A recent screen printed t-shirt that says fuck obama or has an american flag? That's a redneck.
Clue #2: The hats aren't baseball hats. Same as with the t-shirts. They'd wear one, but only if it said Piedmont Airlines or something similar.
Clue #3: No holes in any articles of clothing.
Clue #4: No dirt on their work boots or their clothes. Hipsters wear everything ironically. So they wear work boots, but they would never be caught dead engaging in any activity which actually required work boots.
Quote from: AllPurposeAtheist on June 11, 2015, 10:40:49 PM
Wait, what's the difference between a hipster and a dirty hippie?
No phish t-shirt. No bare feet or exposed skin. Hair trimmed washed and combed.
More hipster pics for reference:
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Quote from: Johan on June 12, 2015, 12:00:12 AM
Well the differences are subtle, but there are definitely differences.
Clue #1: No t-shirts with writing on them. Hipsters will wear screen printed t-shirts, but only if they're vintage with some 1970's company logo. A recent screen printed t-shirt that says fuck obama or has an american flag? That's a redneck.
Clue #2: The hats aren't baseball hats. Same as with the t-shirts. They'd wear one, but only if it said Piedmont Airlines or something similar.
Clue #3: No holes in any articles of clothing.
Clue #4: No dirt on their work boots or their clothes. Hipsters wear everything ironically. So they wear work boots, but they would never be caught dead engaging in any activity which actually required work boots.
Thanks.
A question. How do you wear something ironically?
Quote from: drunkenshoe on June 12, 2015, 05:35:34 AM
A question. How do you wear something ironically?
Put it on, then iron it.
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on June 12, 2015, 06:11:24 AM
Put it on, then iron it.
:rotflmao:
Oh and I have done that.
Quote from: drunkenshoe on June 12, 2015, 06:12:16 AM
:rotflmao:
Oh and I have done that.
I was in the USN for twenty years, I've seen guys get "ready" (how's that for irony?) for inspection in the damnedest ways.
Quote from: Hydra009 on June 11, 2015, 02:06:21 AM
^ Dark humor is still humor.
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1981!? That's in my username!
lol
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Quote from: Johan on June 12, 2015, 12:01:58 AM
No phish t-shirt. No bare feet or exposed skin. Hair trimmed washed and combed.
I personally do NOT wash, trim and comb my hair. . I do wash it, don't trim and use a brush.. I expose skin and don't even know what a phish t-shirt is. The only reason I even wear shoes is to prevent broken glass, nails and bee stings from puncturing my delicate little tootsies.
I'm a proud dirty hippie. :lol:
My favorite hipster/beatnick that nobody else will probably remember is Maynard (you know Dobie Gillis)--whose favorite four letter word was "Work!!!???" as he cringed in horror.
Quote from: Mike Cl on June 13, 2015, 08:56:05 AM
My favorite hipster/beatnick that nobody else will probably remember is Maynard (you know Dobie Gillis)--whose favorite four letter word was "Work!!!???" as he cringed in horror.
It was a twitch, "Work?
WORK!?!?!?!". I used it whenever Mom told me to do something around the house. This may be why my ears lie so close to my head now.
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on June 13, 2015, 10:05:06 AM
It was a twitch, "Work? WORK!?!?!?!". I used it whenever Mom told me to do something around the house. This may be why my ears lie so close to my head now.
Yeah, I used that phrase on my mom-----once. Cauliflower ear I think they call it.
Quote from: Mike Cl on June 13, 2015, 11:41:53 AM
Yeah, I used that phrase on my mom-----once. Cauliflower ear I think they call it.
W/concussion.
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The eraser is useless. But that doesn't matter when you can never admit to making any mistakes. :P
The symbolism is delicious.
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wait…there is a world masturbation record? How the fuck didn't I know about that, and how can I get entered……oh….meh…never mind….even I don't find my old dick that much fun anymore.
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Scraping the bottom of the barrel, one list at a time.
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Czech this out:
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Quote from: Hydra009 on June 07, 2015, 01:34:00 PM
Stephen Hawking, Marie Curie, Nikola Tesla, Albert Einstein, Sigmund Freud, Neil deGrasse Tyson, Galileo, Sir Isaac Newton, Carl Sagan, Charles Darwin, and...no idea. ¯\_(ãƒ,,)_/¯
Show-off! :super:
explosm comic generator:
Atheism-style
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Quote from: Hydra009 on June 19, 2015, 02:05:08 AM
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Also you can look up your credit score by typing in your credit card number in this banner ad!
Interesting...
NudeBiggusDickus69... that has a good ring to it.
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Video games have ruined me. Also, I see health bars over tanks and dislike how news war coverage just shows pictures of the aftermath of a battle and not replays.
"On TV, all they show is like a burnt out humvee and you're like what happened to the humvee, you know, like where's the RPGs?" - Jeremy, PurePwnage
Quote from: Hydra009 on June 19, 2015, 02:28:58 PM
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Video games have ruined me. Also, I see health bars over tanks
I thought I was the only one! :)
Yes... I'll blame video games for those thoughts of mine... now to start playing shooters to better justify it...
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♫Toad away, toad away!
Where do you go when
You're toad away?♫
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Father of the year.
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Divorced.
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I think the designer's boyfriend would look really good in that salmon and teal number, don't you?
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...I read that in Elmo's voice...
Quote from: Hydra009 on June 25, 2015, 12:22:23 PM
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My good friends would put a bullet in my head if I ever walked around wearing crap like that. The armor I like…kinda.
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Quote from: Mike Cl on June 26, 2015, 08:49:23 AM
YouLube??
"...and a half empty bottle of hand lotion. Must be the desert climate." Kelsey Grammer, "The Big Empty."
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Rabuck?
Anyway:
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*Loras Tyrell liked this*
Quote from: Hydra009 on June 25, 2015, 12:22:23 PM
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If it were socially acceptable to dress as Batman or a zombie everyday I would.
Quote from: The Skeletal Atheist on June 27, 2015, 03:49:35 AM
If it were socially acceptable to dress as Batman or a zombie everyday I would.
Not practical. It would take too much time, it would be more expensive, would be terrible in summers and you would get bored after a month.
Quote from: Hydra009 on June 25, 2015, 12:22:23 PM
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What does it mean when you want neither?
Quote from: the_antithesis on June 27, 2015, 11:43:02 AM
What does it mean when you want neither?
You're not a Batman fan. It's ok, there's other comic book characters out there.
Quote from: Aletheia on June 27, 2015, 12:54:39 PM
You're not a Batman fan.
That's not Batman. That's some cunt wrapped in aluminum foil.
QuoteIt's ok, there's other comic book characters out there.
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*miserable too.
Edit: Actually, there is no right or wrong on that comma. The more you know. Still, it looks really weird with it.
Quote from: Shiranu on June 28, 2015, 08:45:34 AM
*miserable too.
Edit: Actually, there is no right or wrong on that comma. The more you know. Still, it looks really weird with it.
I think I have learned to write it with a comma. Just like in the pic. Too lazy to look up for it right now.
Quote from: The Skeletal Atheist on June 27, 2015, 03:49:35 AM
If it were socially acceptable to dress as Batman or a zombie everyday I would.
Become a biker and wear body armor.
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Quote from: Solitary on June 28, 2015, 10:14:17 AM
Become a biker and wear body armor.
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But... I can't find where to buy that shit. Everywhere I look is the standard leather jackets or internal foam padded jackets.
I am so depressed... all I want is to look like a superhero on my bike.
Found this shirt for sale in the goodwill store because nothing says goodwill like fuck, well pretty much everything. .
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well don't try to wear it on a plane!
Quote from: AllPurposeAtheist on June 28, 2015, 04:43:29 PM
Found this shirt for sale in the goodwill store because nothing says goodwill like fuck, well pretty much everything. .
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I haven't been going to my local goodwill nearly enough!
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I chuckled.
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What I thought the ride was like:
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What it was actually like:
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18 hours of static, though.
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Quote from: Green Bottle on July 02, 2015, 08:20:22 AM
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Last time I checked, getting too drunk can be poisoning. Plus, fat people - in being fat - aren't damaging anyone else other than themselves, not so for drunk people. Just my opinion though.
Quote from: Sal1981 on July 02, 2015, 07:44:59 PM
Last time I checked, getting too drunk can be poisoning. Plus, fat people - in being fat - aren't damaging anyone else other than themselves, not so for drunk people. Just my opinion though.
well by and of itself, there is no difference between getting drunk and over eating as far as damaging to oneself. Neither has to damage anyone without further actions. Both can be equally harming I would imagine.
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Mow down dirty dog!
Quote from: aitm on July 03, 2015, 01:29:56 PM
well by and of itself, there is no difference between getting drunk and over eating as far as damaging to oneself. Neither has to damage anyone without further actions. Both can be equally harming I would imagine.
Your imagination needs to go out and have a few.
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I'm missing something... chance? Makeup? Please someone explain that picture to the slow witted... I mean, to me.
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on July 03, 2015, 04:13:51 PM
Your imagination needs to go out and have a few.
dozen cheeseburgers or a few beers?
Quote from: kilodelta on July 03, 2015, 08:28:25 PM
I'm missing something... chance? Makeup? Please someone explain that picture to the slow witted... I mean, to me.
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"The only reason I wear this is so that the other women of my school have a chance to have a boyfriend, because I am so sexy I would be the only woman the guys would see, completely ignoring all you other ugly people."
More or less.
Quote from: kilodelta on July 03, 2015, 08:28:25 PM
I'm missing something... chance? Makeup? Please someone explain that picture to the slow witted... I mean, to me.
Some women have been programmed to believe that covering up in compliance with rules written by men long dead gives them more freedom. And perhaps it does, from the men who believe in the same long dead men.
Quote from: Shiranu on July 03, 2015, 09:31:02 PM
'
"The only reason I wear this is so that the other women of my school have a chance to have a boyfriend, because I am so sexy I would be the only woman the guys would see, completely ignoring all you other ugly people."
More or less.
Thanks. That makes sense to my beer addled mind. False conceit. Bravo. Encore. Encore. Author! Author!
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on July 03, 2015, 10:25:16 PM
Some women have been programmed to believe that covering up in compliance with rules written by men long dead gives them more freedom. And perhaps it does, from the men who believe in the same long dead men.
If it weren't for a religious rule, I probably wouldn't bat an eye at the cover up... but, since it has something to do with some stupid religion, I'm against it... truthfully be said that is... or my beer goggles are misleading me into thinking that. Quick, someone correct that!
Quote from: kilodelta on July 03, 2015, 08:28:25 PM
I'm missing something... chance? Makeup? Please someone explain that picture to the slow witted... I mean, to me.
What do you think she is talking about 'wearing' in that pic? :lol:
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Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on July 03, 2015, 10:25:16 PM
Some women have been programmed to believe that covering up in compliance with rules written by men long dead gives them more freedom. And perhaps it does, from the men who believe in the same long dead men.
I know several women who wear the hijab strictly on their own concordance, and their reasoning is a bit more than just... "eh, ancient rules give me freedom". And I would say that it works for what they want as well.
Happy Independence Day!
(http://img.pandawhale.com/post-22808-4th-july-meme-qJxU.jpeg)
(http://i.imgur.com/5CidDoR.jpg)
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Quote from: Green Bottle on June 27, 2015, 06:33:07 PM
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My thoughts exactly.
Quote from: Shiranu on July 04, 2015, 01:55:47 PM
I know several women who wear the hijab strictly on their own concordance, and their reasoning is a bit more than just... "eh, ancient rules give me freedom". And I would say that it works for what they want as well.
And would they remove it and never don it again if that so suited them? While remaining Muslim, of course. Just wondering.
Quote from: Shiranu on July 04, 2015, 01:55:47 PM
I know several women who wear the hijab strictly on their own concordance, and their reasoning is a bit more than just... "eh, ancient rules give me freedom". And I would say that it works for what they want as well.
Yeah. And that's the majority of them. I have known many women wearing turban -we don't have burqa or whatever the other is called- they are educated and perfectly happy with it. There is a black and white look at muslim women about this -that they are all forced to do this- they find it very offensive; like hurtful. I have seen so many different scenarios about this, I think I get that. If there is no oppression, they should be left alone.
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on July 04, 2015, 03:19:30 PM
And would they remove it and never don it again if that so suited them? While remaining Muslim, of course. Just wondering.
I had a class mate. AyÅŸe. (You write that Aysha?) She thought she looked very bad with it. (She was right) At least that was what she said when she stopped wearing it. And she was a pretty woman.
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Quote from: Shiranu on July 04, 2015, 01:55:47 PM
I know several women who wear the hijab strictly on their own concordance, and their reasoning is a bit more than just... "eh, ancient rules give me freedom". And I would say that it works for what they want as well.
Brainwashing, in any religion, is still brainwashing.
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Ah yes. Back in the good ol' days when comics had good strong moral values.
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Quote from: Hydra009 on July 07, 2015, 01:53:31 AM
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That would be a funny picture if it were not so very, very true.
(http://i.imgur.com/xhG6WSV.jpg)
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Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on June 25, 2015, 04:14:49 PM
I think the designer's boyfriend would look really good in that salmon and teal number, don't you?
What teal? I thought that was a turquoise/blue-green. :mrgreen: :question:
Quote from: Aletheia on June 27, 2015, 12:54:39 PM
You're not a Batman fan. It's ok, there's other comic book characters out there.
Yeah, there's the Tick! :pirate:
Quote from: PickelledEggs on July 05, 2015, 12:02:34 AM
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Is that how squids fuck? :think:
Well, when a boy squid and a girl squid love each other very much...
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Quote from: Green Bottle on July 09, 2015, 11:21:53 AM
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Dat's wicked cool man.
Quote from: Green Bottle on July 09, 2015, 11:21:53 AM
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Don't count. Potentially, it is the same amount with the white ones.
Quote from: Green Bottle on July 09, 2015, 11:21:53 AM
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333,014, 333,015, 333,016...
Wait, do we count each black spot once or every time they turn from white to black. I'm not sure I understand the assignment.
(http://i.imgur.com/kNPfQtH.jpg)
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Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on July 10, 2015, 08:39:24 AM
333,014, 333,015, 333,016...
Wait, do we count each black spot once or every time they turn from white to black. I'm not sure I understand the assignment.
I am getting drunk, they all turn black once. Pffft.
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Beer laughed at this:
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Quote from: drunkenshoe on July 08, 2015, 02:25:55 PM
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I evidently died 20 years before my birth thus making Keith much older already. .
Quote from: Green Bottle on July 09, 2015, 11:21:53 AM
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I'll have to check my screen resolution because it could be millions and millions. .pixels per inch or something like that. . Oh fuck it.. I'll use the technical term. . A shit load..
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Quote from: Hydra009 on July 11, 2015, 01:19:18 AM
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Quote from: Hydra009 on July 11, 2015, 01:19:18 AM
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I ALWAYS root for the bull!!
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the Iron Bank will have its due
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Quote from: Hydra009 on July 18, 2015, 02:00:40 PM
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Offf...Is she dead or what?! That's not funny.
Gummy worm or Satanic sex toy?
(https://s3.amazonaws.com/images1.vat19.com/worlds-largest-gummy-worm/worlds-largest-gummy-worm-stats.jpg)
(http://www.gifwave.com/media/4879_my-little-pony-batman-eating-snack.gif)
Quote from: drunkenshoe on July 18, 2015, 04:03:47 PM
Offf...Is she dead or what?! That's not funny.
Relax. She's fine (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dorthe_Skappel).
And yes, it's funny because it appears as if the figure skater is intentionally performing a wrestling move - an unexpected event given the venue and participants. This contrast between expectation and reality is the source of the humor.
Since you liked that so much, here's another:
(https://i.imgur.com/4gQdGhu.gif)
Quote from: kilodelta on July 19, 2015, 11:55:46 PM
Gummy worm or Satanic sex toy?
(https://s3.amazonaws.com/images1.vat19.com/worlds-largest-gummy-worm/worlds-largest-gummy-worm-stats.jpg)
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Quote from: kilodelta on July 19, 2015, 11:55:46 PM
Gummy worm or Satanic sex toy?
(https://s3.amazonaws.com/images1.vat19.com/worlds-largest-gummy-worm/worlds-largest-gummy-worm-stats.jpg)
Can't it be both???
I'm sure it could be both... but, for me, once it's one, it can't be the other.
Quote from: kilodelta on July 20, 2015, 05:06:07 PM
I'm sure it could be both... but, for me, once it's one, it can't be the other.
Well................yeah.............you do have a point there.
Miracle!
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Quote from: kilodelta on July 20, 2015, 12:20:08 AM
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:rotflmao:
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Quote from: drunkenshoe on July 21, 2015, 03:10:08 AM
:rotflmao:
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Hydra..really.. its called "post your FUNNY pictures"...
Quote from: aitm on July 23, 2015, 04:40:35 PM
Hydra..really.. its called "post your FUNNY pictures"...
You think there was a kid in the trike?
Quote from: aitm on July 23, 2015, 04:40:35 PM
Hydra..really.. its called "post your FUNNY pictures"...
Bah. That one killed over at r/whatcouldgowrong. Even got a chuckle out of the roommate. You didn't like it? *shrugs* C'est dommage. (PS - if it helps you, it's a fake gif. They tend not to let kids be evel knievel at those sorts of venues. Duh.)
And yanno, this thread would probably be a lot better if there were more people actually posting funny pics and less people pooh-poohing the choices and not really contributing anything. Don't like my pic? Do me one better.
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Don't drop your weapon or I'll shoot!
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Yeah, that's funny.
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Genius of the Day:
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Think about it. The dems want to reverse global warming. What's the reverse of global warming? Global cooling. Therefore, the dems want a snowball Earth. #logic
I like the idea that the Democratic Party of today is exactly like the Democratic Party of the Antebellum South. That's a real shocker.
The second one is cool, "Hey, let's keep McD's cheap by paying the workers less than they'd need to buy McDs.!"
Three is a hoot. "You want to make races equal, so whites are going to have to come down off their high horse, and THAT"S RACIST!"
And finally (as you covered #5), California farmers use most of the water in the state, and make money of that, to the expense of everybody else. Poor industrial farming corporations.
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Checkmate, atheists!
Quote from: Hydra009 on July 28, 2015, 02:08:53 PM
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Checkmate, atheists!
Well, hell--I had not thought of that!
(http://unspokenpictures.com/wp-content/uploads/funny-motorcycle-race-driver-on-fire.jpg)
Quote from: kilodelta on July 28, 2015, 07:45:47 PM
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Mom? Is that you?
Quote from: Hydra009 on July 28, 2015, 02:08:53 PM
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Checkmate, atheists!
I'm guessing because most don't claim to be the undisputed word of God?
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Quote from: SkyChief on July 29, 2015, 01:26:50 AM
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Took me ages to remember you, Mr. Spam
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Quote from: Hydra009 on August 04, 2015, 12:16:02 PM
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That went just the way I wanted it to go...
The dog was wearing a shark fin. How else could it have gone?
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No tongue.
(https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-6XvltE6bLxc/VcVrmBC_NdI/AAAAAAAAEyk/TVoMcax5_ec/w773-h798-no/Cultist-chan-capture.jpg)
(http://pre01.deviantart.net/c45e/th/pre/f/2008/331/f/9/dranon__the_professional_01_by_mr_culexus.jpg)
Nho hwan eez loyal. Everywahn eez hereteec.
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Quote from: Hydra009 on August 08, 2015, 01:04:45 AM
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Nho hwan eez loyal. Everywahn eez hereteec.
Quote from: GrinningYMIR on August 07, 2015, 10:53:17 PM
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Is this a new meme? -3-
Quote from: dtq123 on August 08, 2015, 10:54:17 AM
Is this a new meme? -3-
Cultist-chan is an old character dating back at least 2009. Mr-Culexus on Deviantart did a comic series featuring her and an extremely jaded chaos marine who got stuck with her. An odd couple sort of thing.
The "WE CAPTOORED IT FOR CHOAS!" thing is from Dawn of War. The cultists there were fawning and enthusiastic to the extreme.
Quote from: Hydra009 on August 08, 2015, 11:45:42 AM
Cultist-chan is an old character dating back at least 2009. Mr-Culexus on Deviantart did a comic series featuring her and an extremely jaded chaos marine who got stuck with her. An odd couple sort of thing.
The "WE CAPTOORED IT FOR CHOAS!" thing is from Dawn of War. The cultists there were fawning and enthusiastic to the extreme.
I knew it had to be pagan. Now where's da hentai.
No seriously, I thought this was a hentai character o3o
This is how I really think about cats.
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Have you ever actually looked a cat in the eyes? Pure evil I tell you...
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Only in England.
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He's got an alien on his head, what's the big deal?
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Quote from: Hydra009 on August 11, 2015, 04:06:19 AM
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1. Jesus was killed but didn't die!
2. Facts don't mean something is moral! (i.e "Nature Teaches us to kill for selfish gain")
3. Some people don't know what birthdays are!
I'm am deeply offended! :eyes:
I have a new catch phrase for work.
"Just because you're correct doesn't mean you're right!"
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Slow news day?
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"The Picture of Dorian Grape"
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:rotflmao:
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I'm not up on pop culture, can you explain that one, please?
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on August 15, 2015, 07:55:45 AM
I'm not up on pop culture, can you explain that one, please?
I'm with the Chief on that one.
either the debt makes them feel like flying a jet into a couple buildings, or they feel like a building about to be hit by a jet,,,,poor emojis for sure but thats as good as I can see it.
Quote from: aitm on August 15, 2015, 09:51:30 AM
either the debt makes them feel like flying a jet into a couple buildings, or they feel like a building about to be hit by a jet,,,,poor emojis for sure but thats as good as I can see it.
Ah, that works. But what's that grey bar above that?
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on August 15, 2015, 10:06:23 AM
Ah, that works. But what's that grey bar above that?
Censorship of Name
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on August 15, 2015, 07:55:45 AM
I'm not up on pop culture, can you explain that one, please?
9/11 reference and facetious response to a perceived attempt at pandering to "youth voters" by the Clinton campaign.
I had one of these in my house... I didn't realize it was for spaghetti. I thought it measured other things...
(http://cdn.themetapicture.com/media/funny-noodles-measurement-tool.jpg)
Green square.
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Your life as it has been, is over. From this time forward, you will service us.
I doubt that's 100% true.
^ direct quote from Locutus of Borg, fyi.
Meanwhile, at Hogwarts:
Repost?!
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To be honest, I kinda feel bad for Jared. All he wanted to do was get into a smaller pair of pants. :P
Happily, I didn't growd up there.
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"Release the Kraken!" It's what you do.
Quote from: Hydra009 on August 25, 2015, 10:06:50 PM
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"YOU DAMN KIDS GET THE HELL OFFA MY LAWN!!"
Parenting None-O-None.
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Which one are we on?
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on August 26, 2015, 07:07:53 PM
Which one are we on?
I'm on Earth. I think the rest of you all are on the Earth. I'll wave. Tell me if you can see me from Earth.
Quote from: kilodelta on August 26, 2015, 07:09:43 PM
I'm on Earth. I think the rest of you all are on the Earth. I'll wave. Tell me if you can see me from Earth.
All I can say is that you are well grounded.
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Fracking along the Maryland coast has created a leak and now the oceans are shrinking!
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Also, India and Cuba deserve some recognition.
Texan in a vegetative state?
Yo! As the resident ex-Texan, I'm the only one who's allowed to make dumb Texan jokes!
(http://whatwouldjackdo.net/images/Texas_LoneBrainCell-2.jpg)
Quote from: Hakurei Reimu on August 28, 2015, 09:43:50 PM
Yo! As the resident ex-Texan, I'm the only one who's allowed to make dumb Texan jokes!
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whoa whoa my friend, I spent 12 years in the scrotum of the Texas….Lubbock. I claim rights to belittle the inhabitants as well.
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QuoteYo! As the resident ex-Texan, I'm the only one who's allowed to make dumb Texan jokes!
22- year Texan here, I have rights too you know!
The two of you will have to fill out an application...
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Those clever bastards.
Quote from: Hakurei Reimu on August 30, 2015, 12:03:46 AM
The two of you will have to fill out an application...
Well Shir lives there still so I guess we would have to fill out the app…..dagnubbit.
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It'sa me!
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Quote from: Youssuf Ramadan on September 02, 2015, 11:32:32 AM
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Both are a large lump of fat :eyes:
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Quote from: Youssuf Ramadan on September 02, 2015, 11:32:32 AM
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Is this a repudiation of Trump or vegan butter?
Quote from: Hakurei Reimu on September 02, 2015, 05:18:09 PM
Is this a repudiation of Trump or vegan butter?
Take your pick. They're both greasy and tasteless.
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It'll never catch on.
Esoteric laugh.
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Quote from: kilodelta on September 04, 2015, 11:41:57 PMEsoteric laugh.
That problem is easily solved. Master Chief over there can just flip it over.
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The survivor population would diminish over time. Early survivor populations would rapidly decline, but veteran survivor populations would decline very slowly.
But, on the other hand, the military would have phenomenal k/d ratios. Biters would basically be the easiest enemy they've ever faced and they're both well equipped and well trained to take care of the problem.
I give it a couple months, tops.
Quote from: Hydra009 on September 05, 2015, 01:04:17 AM
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That reminds me of some of the jokes making the rounds in my college days--
Why do Italian flies have wings? To beat the Italians to the trash cans. (Insert whatever ethnic group you wish)
What is the smallest book in the world? Book of French war heroes.
How can you tell the bride in a Polish wedding? She is wearing a clean bowling shirt.
Somehow, they don't seem as funny as they did then.
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How to confuse a redneck:
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Quote from: Hydra009 on September 07, 2015, 02:10:56 AM
How to confuse a redneck:
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Fuck, even I'm confused.
Might be the Made in China thing, but thats a guess.
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Quote from: Shiranu on September 07, 2015, 03:47:46 AM
Fuck, even I'm confused.
Muslim extremist (obviously, there's Arabic writing on it) produced racially offensive jewelry for kids. Gotta be some kind of trick.
Oh! Hell rednecks don't recognize a clever limerick and you think they know what arabic looks like? But then again….sonofbitch….neither did I….er……...
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^ beat me too it. And in all honesty, that's basically my reaction.
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Man... when will the government finally illegalize dihydrogen monoxide... How many people have to die first? Wake up sheeple!
Used to be an addict.... weaned myself with increasing doses of caffeine in various forms.
I drink booze which has like, almost no dihydroxi…whatchamacallit stuff.
Quote from: aitm on September 08, 2015, 05:31:39 PM
I drink booze which has like, almost no dihydroxi…whatchamacallit stuff.
Dimethylbromide?
Quote from: Hydra009 on September 08, 2015, 01:38:35 PM
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My sister has a 7week old (her first) so she's been getting this type of advice. "If you leave him too flat (horizontal) while feeding him the milk will run into his ears and cause an infection."
Maybe she prefers paranoid advice to the way she was treated as an inanimate incubator while pregnant--every time she talked to her mother-in-law every question that should have been directed to my sister was asked of the (unborn) baby: "Is the baby feeling nauseous this morning?" As a fetus in the first trimester the baby does not feel anything. I, however, am nauseated by the question.
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North Carolina. Come for the meth. Stay because you sold your car for meth.
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For all the happy (and hopefully fulfilled) gay men on the forum.
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Just give them the ol' sarami.
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How I imagine europeans react when I tell them stuff in imperial units:
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God killed every kitten in the world except two that day.
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on September 12, 2015, 12:39:43 PM
God killed every kitten in the world except two that day.
And that is just fucking cruel. Bad god.
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on September 12, 2015, 12:39:43 PM
God killed every kitten in the world except two that day.
He also saved fleas, ticks, mosquitos, and every disease and parasite in the world.
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Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on September 13, 2015, 08:00:13 AM
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Damn! I had forgotten that description--right on!
I was reading SIASL the other day and my wife was wondering why I was laughing so hard. I showed her the bit where Mike is invited to see the Archbishop and she immediately got it.
Ha! They gave me the same thing when I made trilobite on this forum.
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Why aliens really visit the Earth:
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This reference may be too young for most of yall :P.
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Good one strom. I FB'd it.
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Quote from: Hydra009 on September 18, 2015, 12:19:02 PM
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Whatever a puppy of that age does is cute beyond words. Well, except chew up any piece of paper that they can find or pee and crap everywhere! I feel that up close and personal right now, for we are in the middle of raising a 6 mo. puppy mix, rescued of course. And she loves paper--or anything she can get her teeth on--and the potty training is going slowly. But she is cute as hell!! And just as lovable. I had forgotten the lack of sleep one gets when puppy joins you in bed (almost the same as raising a baby)--one constant pee patrol. :)
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:d030: :singing: :laugh: :beer:
I see you've discovered our new smileys, GB.
:bravo_2:
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Deviled ham bedevils town:
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Quote from: PickelledEggs on September 19, 2015, 12:35:22 AM
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OMG!!!! Talk about spitting your coffee out!!!
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This sculpture made by Isaac Cordal in Berlin, Germany is called "Politicians Debating Global Warming".
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When SJW comes into play, its caster must choose a pronoun. Whenever a spell or effect targets this card, its controller must say the correct pronoun or the spell or effect will fizzle.
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With a "Monster" logo in the back window?
Quote from: stromboli on September 25, 2015, 12:15:16 PM
Yeah. The irony.
Crazy church lady says the whole can has "Satanic" markings. The Youtube is a hoot.
Quote from: stromboli on September 25, 2015, 11:01:28 AM
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Then fund the space program.
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I know, I saw that.
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"Papa" is "potato" in Spanish. It's also "father", depending on how you pronounce it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9F8sPBsR9Lo
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on September 26, 2015, 06:46:37 AM
"Papa" is "potato" in Spanish. It's also "father", depending on how you pronounce it.
Yes. Hence the humour......
Quote from: Youssuf Ramadan on September 26, 2015, 11:39:39 AM
Yes. Hence the humour......
Just explaining it to those who haven't had the joy of learning Spanish.
Si.
Spanish fluency is a lifesaver. My roommate and I were in a Mexican restaurant and they give us chips with that crappy super mild gringo salsa. He asked for hot salsa in Spanish and they came back out with the real deal. It was like someone harvested habaneros from a garden in hell and diced em with lime, garlic, and red onions. Amazing stuff.
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It's hard to read, but the command is "sudo rm -rf /*". It supercharges any apple or linux product. We're talking increased battery life, faster apps, more secure internet connection, etc. This command is guaranteed to please any Apple enthusiast.
sudo get me a sandwich.
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on September 26, 2015, 04:39:21 PM
Just explaining it to those who haven't had the joy of learning Spanish.
Fair call, sir. :great:
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Quote from: Hydra009 on September 27, 2015, 02:42:07 AM
Spanish fluency is a lifesaver. My roommate and I were in a Mexican restaurant and they give us chips with that crappy super mild gringo salsa. He asked for hot salsa in Spanish and they came back out with the real deal. It was like someone harvested habaneros from a garden in hell and diced em with lime, garlic, and red onions. Amazing stuff.
tl;dr- went to Mexico with an acquaintance from Colombia- he was a contractor who was taking an illegal back to Mexico. Spent 4 days around Hermocillo. Also drove all the way out to the Baja to go swimming.
Memo: do not dine with a Hispanic in a Mexican restaurant. Also don't make the mistake of saying "I'll have what you have". The waiter gave us a "salsa" that had no odor and was almost white in color. That shit was so hot it boiled the inside of my mouth all the way to my intestines.
He also told me how to pick a safe restaurant in border towns. Check out back and look for cats. If you see them, they are not on the menu.
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Marketing chair here: We promised them a domed city that could house up to a million people. Is Wednesday okay?
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Quote from: Youssuf Ramadan on September 26, 2015, 06:34:07 AM
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I looked for Waldo in there, but couldn't find him! :party0036:
He's under the Pope's dress.
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I think Satan's winning...
These are ugly, but without them we'd be buried under many meters of dead bodies!
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Quote from: Unbeliever on September 29, 2015, 04:41:12 PM
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I think Satan's winning...
Is Jesus wearing a fake beard?
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Plus, he parts his hair on the wrong side.
Quote from: Poison Tree on September 29, 2015, 11:41:27 PM
Is Jesus wearing a fake beard?
Any why is he arm-wrestling an oni?
Quote from: Poison Tree on September 29, 2015, 11:41:27 PM
Is Jesus wearing a fake beard?
Of course--he is a fake person, so any beard would be fake as well. :)
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Guatemala City, Kuwait City, Mexico City, and Panama City...
Suffragette City.
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Quote from: Hydra009 on September 30, 2015, 06:13:23 PM
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Guatemala City, Kuwait City, Mexico City, and Panama City...
Honestly, it would be much more logical if the capital of each state was "[state] city".
Quote from: The Skeletal Atheist on October 01, 2015, 11:11:46 PM
Honestly, it would be much more logical if the capital of each state was "[state] city".
Sounds terrible though. Austin is badass, Texas City just sounds... bleh. Same with Sacramento or Santa Fe.
Quote from: Shiranu on October 01, 2015, 11:28:23 PM
Sounds terrible though. Austin is badass, Texas City just sounds... bleh. Same with Sacramento or Santa Fe.
I never said it would sound good, just that it would be logical. I like the name Atlanta. "Georgia City" just sounds like a town full of rednecks.
Mississippi City. Um.... yeah..... :s_laugh:
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Stealing that one.
Just FYI, there is a "Texas City". It's a small to medium sized city. Its kinda known for oil plants blowing up. A couple of major plant explosions were in Texas City. Its between Houston and Galveston.
Quote from: caseagainstfaith on October 03, 2015, 04:05:05 PM
Just FYI, there is a "Texas City". It's a small to medium sized city. Its kinda known for oil plants blowing up. A couple of major plant explosions were in Texas City. Its between Houston and Galveston.
Knew it sounded familiar. for a city... okay, it doesn't sound terrible, but as a capital...nah.
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There's a "Michigan City", which, of course, is in Indiana.
Me yesterday:
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Enjoy the rain, South Carolina!
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Twice the beaches!
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Quote from: Unbeliever on September 29, 2015, 04:41:12 PM
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I think Satan's winning...
I swear Jesus is about to jump and start to kiss Satan passionately.
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"Annie, yousa not gonna believe it! Meesa all sparkly glowie! Now weesa gonna have all de time to spend together! I love you, Annie! Yeeeah!"
^
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If only Obiwan and Qui-Gon Jinn ate Jar Jar instead of following him...
Yes
It looks like the guy playing the black pieces is winning...
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It's also Time Cop day. But nothing significant happened today thanks to Time Cop.
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Quote from: PopeyesPappy on October 22, 2015, 08:03:34 AM
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That really isn't funny! And I'd give 2 gallons!!
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Quote from: jonb on October 22, 2015, 09:22:11 PM
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:rotflmao:
If his smile wasn't a give away, it would be funnier. But probbaly creepy. He does look like he knows what he is doing.
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Mosquito lands on groom's face during wedding
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Burning infidel technology whilst filming it on camera phones and posting it online.
Islam. A special kind of thinking...
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*Facepalm"
Vegetarians eat plants, which are in the plant kingdom. They refuse animals, which are in the animal kingdom. That means they eat life just like all other animals do.
Bacteria, viruses, and protozoa are not in the animal kingdom, so vegetarians are not forbidden to eat them.
That's the joke. Maybe I could see a super hardcore Jain worry about something like that, but a vegetarian? Nope. And to be perfectly honest, anyone seriously concerned about ingesting bacteria has got to be insane. Bacteria live and die in huge numbers in the body just as a matter of course. This is water "purity" marketing run amok.
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Quote from: pr126 on October 28, 2015, 12:04:14 PM
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Burning infidel technology whilst filming it on camera phones and posting it online.
Islam. A special kind of thinking...
And not a flat panel tv among them. At least they're burning the right shit :Woot_Emoticon:
Got to be Alaska.
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Win-win for me.
Quote from: Hydra009 on October 31, 2015, 02:23:34 PM
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Win-win for me.
Yeah, sriracha anything is good imo... ANYTHING.
Quote from: Shiranu on October 31, 2015, 03:08:38 PM
Yeah, sriracha anything is good imo... ANYTHING.
I have a strange desire to try one of these...I have the sriracha, just need a good pÄ...czek to fill.
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Quote from: Hijiri Byakuren on October 31, 2015, 11:05:24 PM
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What you really do is whip out your antimaterial rifle with explosive charges and blow the fucker out of the sky!!!
Quote from: Mike Cl on October 31, 2015, 11:13:19 PM
What you really do is whip out your antimaterial rifle with explosive charges and blow the fucker out of the sky!!!
I had one of the rare sniper rifles that was particularly effective at finishing these fuckers off from a distance
Quote from: FinalSomnia on November 01, 2015, 10:44:00 AM
I had one of the rare sniper rifles that was particularly effective at finishing these fuckers off from a distance
Yeah, those are good too. Was that the one from the Sniper's Nest in the locked locker? That one would work I'm sure. And I've often had the gauss rifle that the mercenaries were carrying. But the explosive charge antimaterial rifle is the most consistent--for me.
That was the one, I just forget the name of it. Gimme a second... Gobi Campaign sniper rifle, according to the interwebs.
Quote from: FinalSomnia on November 01, 2015, 02:37:35 PM
That was the one, I just forget the name of it. Gimme a second... Gobi Campaign sniper rifle, according to the interwebs.
Yes, that is it's name. Great rifle. Veronica beats them in the head and I shoot their wings; love team work. :)
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Courtesy of my 70 something aunt on Facebook today.
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Food for thought.
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Quote from: Hydra009 on November 06, 2015, 03:12:37 AM
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Worked for the Jackson Five.
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Ladies and Gentlemen, Mt. Tushmore:
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The problem with argumentum ad populum:
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Quote from: Hakurei Reimu on November 10, 2015, 02:36:57 PM
Ladies and Gentlemen, Mt. Tushmore:
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Are they facing Mekka?
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Quote from: pr126 on November 11, 2015, 03:09:20 AM
Are they facing Mekka?
Seriously?
They're facing away from Canada. It's the Canadian view of Mt. Rushmore.
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Found one!
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Bloomingdale's advert:
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Quote from: FinalSomnia on November 01, 2015, 10:44:00 AM
I had one of the rare sniper rifles that was particularly effective at finishing these fuckers off from a distance
I bet nun-chucks would work!
:33:
Quote from: Unbeliever on November 18, 2015, 06:38:51 PM
I bet nun-chucks would work!
I am equally agreed that one doesn't buy into the hollywood idea that whacking someone with sticks while at the same time risking your own life, is better than sitting 1000 yds out with a 50…..fuck them, the reason we kill them is because they need to be killed…not because we need to risk our life in order to kill the pieces of shit. If you are risking your life, you are giving them a chance you can't afford.
Quote from: Unbeliever on November 18, 2015, 06:38:51 PM
I bet nun-chucks would work!
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This one may be here somewhere already, but I haven't the time to search and see...
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Quote from: Nam on July 28, 2014, 10:54:07 AM
You do realize rock is a mixture of jazz, blues, country, and r&b, swing, etc., right? Without any of those, rock probably wouldn't exist. That's why country artists can cross over to rock without much effort; and why some blues can be seen in the genre of rock.
-Nam
I suppose thrash metal is really bebop.
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http://explosm.net/comics/4124
Sent from my iPhone using your literal mother
Quote from: Mr_C on November 22, 2015, 12:20:00 AM
http://explosm.net/comics/4124
Sent from my iPhone using your literal mother
Mr C ! How very nice to see you again. I hope life is treating you well.
Quote from: aitm on November 22, 2015, 12:22:14 AM
Mr C ! How very nice to see you again. I hope life is treating you well.
You as well my friend.
Sent from my iPhone using your literal mother
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Hey Mr_C how are you?
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Didn't South Park already cover "DP"?
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Corrections:
Google taught me to [advert from doubleclick delivered with creepily accurate personal details]
Tumblr taught me to hate CIS-gendered scum and how to pretend to be a transracial genderfluid special snowflake.
YouTube taught me to hate comment sections. By the way, like and subscribe!
Vine taught me [lame 3 second joke]
Deviantart taught me how to draw furry porn.
Blogger taught me that people have more to say than ideas to express.
Facebook taught me that everyone I've ever known in real life is an absolute loon.
Instagram taught me what douchebags have for breakfast.
Etsy taught me that people are willing to buy homemade candles shaped like human feces.
Twitter taught me to basically give up on humanity. #apocalypse #now #likerightnow
And 4chan?
Quote from: Sal1981 on November 27, 2015, 09:20:36 AM
Depravity.
I did 20 years in the USN, I teach depravity at the college level. (http://rationalia.com/z/littleDevil.gif)
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on November 27, 2015, 07:46:17 AM
And 4chan?
4chan taught me to laugh at the most horrible things humanity has to offer, and then masturbate to them.
Quote from: The Skeletal Atheist on November 27, 2015, 09:25:15 PM
4chan taught me to laugh at the most horrible things humanity has to offer, and then masturbate to them.
You will never find a more succinct definition of how to react to 4chan than this.
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Facebook isn't showing urls to photos, and this site still won't let me do a simple upload of pictures I created - WTF???
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Based off solely this information
Best countries: Greenland, Iceland, Denmark, Sweden, Norway
Worst countries: Algeria, Libya, Bosnia, Australia
I had a dream... a beautiful one...
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Who's afraid of evolution?
Quote from: Hydra009 on November 30, 2015, 02:39:30 PM
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Based off solely this information
Best countries: Greenland, Iceland, Denmark, Sweden, Norway
Worst countries: Algeria, Libya, Bosnia, Australia
What? "
Relaxing"? Wha...? I...? What?
Beer. Fries. Chocolats. Or even "Unnecessary amounts/layers of governments" (seriously it's ridiculous over here). Hell, I'll take "Chauvinism" or "dullness". We are quite dull and chauvinistic. But is that even a stereotype? People here tend to consume loads of antidepressants, are constantly bitching about everything (look at me, I'm bitching about something as trivial as this! :p) and we have a relatively high suicide rate. We'd sooner be called worried little rat-faced cowards before we could be called 'relaxed'.
Srsly though, pic made me lol
It works. Amsterdam is pretty chill. :P
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"I celebrate the Winter Solstice, when Ra swings his chariot once more to the North."
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Quote from: Hydra009 on November 21, 2015, 01:18:55 PM
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May or may not be relevant:
https://www.petakillsanimals.com/
Quote from: dtq123 on December 08, 2015, 06:28:01 PM
May or may not be relevant:
https://www.petakillsanimals.com/
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Quote from: Hijiri Byakuren on December 08, 2015, 07:37:22 PM
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It's real...
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"Halp meeee" - cat
Quote from: Shiranu on December 08, 2015, 09:23:31 PM
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Take your serious business elsewhere!
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QuoteTake your serious business elsewhere!
Ney.
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I find it funny because it is over-the-top... of course Trump isn't really like Hitler... but it's still close enough to have a shred of... "wait a minute"... to it.
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Dark Humor... Again...
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Whether you believe in big spooky or not there is a point..
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'T is the season...
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Meh, super-strength and flight totally makes it worth it.
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Quote from: Green Bottle on December 15, 2015, 10:24:21 AM
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But it is silly and (probably) not real. I shouldn't point that out?
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I also would've accepted the LOTR trilogy.
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Explain a film plot badly
The Matrix: computer hacker decides to spend less time online
Starship Troopers: military responds to local bug problem
Resident Evil: Umbrella company's new product goes viral
Memento: I forget
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Quote from: Unbeliever on December 17, 2015, 04:35:12 PM
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Zilla's Rules for Marital Disputes.
1. If, in the course of a marital dispute, the male finds out that he's wrong, he should apologize immediately.
2. If, in the course of a marital dispute, the male finds out that he's right, he should apologize immediately.
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on December 17, 2015, 05:47:46 PM
Zilla's Rules for Marital Disputes.
1. If, in the course of a marital dispute, the male finds out that he's wrong, he should apologize immediately.
2. If, in the course of a marital dispute, the male finds out that he's right, he should apologize immediately.
A happy wife is a happy life! Yep--and don't every forget it!
Quote from: Mike Cl on December 17, 2015, 06:29:51 PM
A happy wife is a happy life!
I work with people who like to toss this line out from time to time. Every time they say it, I have to restrain myself from responding with so in other words, your wife is an irrational unreasonable cunt.
Quote from: Mike Cl on December 17, 2015, 06:29:51 PM
A happy wife is a happy life! Yep--and don't every forget it!
"Take it from a four time husband, don't ever stop dating your wife."
Quote from: Johan on December 17, 2015, 06:50:16 PM
I work with people who like to toss this line out from time to time. Every time they say it, I have to restrain myself from responding with so in other words, your wife is an irrational unreasonable cunt.
Why restrain yourself?? I'm sure all around you would say something like---"My, what a jolly good fellow you are, so full of whit and insight!" Yeah, I'm sure that is what they would do.
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on December 17, 2015, 05:47:46 PM
Zilla's Rules for Marital Disputes.
Rule #1, we do not speak of Zilla.
(http://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/godzilla/images/d/d3/Godzilla98.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20140628224734)
Quote from: Hijiri Byakuren on December 18, 2015, 10:40:48 AM
Rule #1, we do not speak of Zilla.
(http://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/godzilla/images/d/d3/Godzilla98.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20140628224734)
(http://i939.photobucket.com/albums/ad231/Shiranu3/1219150341_zpsrv9zkgpj.jpg)
"I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of prs suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced. I fear something terrible has happened."
Quote from: Shiranu on December 19, 2015, 06:27:26 AM
(http://i939.photobucket.com/albums/ad231/Shiranu3/1219150341_zpsrv9zkgpj.jpg)
"I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of prs suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced. I fear something terrible has happened."
But what beliefs did you give them? I can't get my hate on if there's no burkas to ban.
Quote from: Mike Cl on December 17, 2015, 09:33:20 PM
Why restrain yourself?? I'm sure all around you would say something like---"My, what a jolly good fellow you are, so full of whit and insight!" Yeah, I'm sure that is what they would do.
In certain cases I have. Not in those exact words mind you. But I made the same point i.e. that what they're essentially saying is that they're living in a dysfunctional marriage and it sucks being them.
Quote from: Johan on December 19, 2015, 10:12:56 AM
In certain cases I have. Not in those exact words mind you. But I made the same point i.e. that what they're essentially saying is that they're living in a dysfunctional marriage and it sucks being them.
Really?? You do make some assumptions, don't you. What it means to me is a reminder that a marriage is not a one-way street. My wife's happiness is as important to me as mine is. I am not suggesting that she be the dictator in any aspect of our relationship. If that were to be the case, she would be one unhappy woman; just as I would be if I were the dictator of our relationship. If my wife is happy, then most likely so am I. And visa-versa. Marriage--give and take; giving room for the other to be themselves and happy (or at least content). Being aware of both parts of the relationship. So, that's what I mean when I say a happy wife is a happy life.
You assumptions shows me where you head is. Hope you aren't married.
(http://img.memecdn.com/i-find-your-lack-of-hoes-disturbing_o_1401001.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/8nTUSHY.jpg)
I think Christ-chan has become my new favorite meme.
(http://2static.fjcdn.com/pictures/Christ_3d9272_5772202.jpg)
Secretly a Warsie.
Quote from: Mike Cl on December 19, 2015, 11:32:19 AM
Really?? You do make some assumptions, don't you.
No but you are. You are assuming the context of the conversation that took place before I said what I said. I on the other hand, didn't have to assume anything because I was, you know, there at the time.
Quote from: Mike Cl on December 19, 2015, 11:32:19 AM
Really?? You do make some assumptions, don't you. What it means to me is a reminder that a marriage is not a one-way street. My wife's happiness is as important to me as mine is. I am not suggesting that she be the dictator in any aspect of our relationship. If that were to be the case, she would be one unhappy woman; just as I would be if I were the dictator of our relationship. If my wife is happy, then most likely so am I. And visa-versa. Marriage--give and take; giving room for the other to be themselves and happy (or at least content). Being aware of both parts of the relationship. So, that's what I mean when I say a happy wife is a happy life.
You assumptions shows me where you head is. Hope you aren't married.
He is. To me. And he does a pretty damned good job at it for the reasons in this very post.
Quote from: Mermaid on December 19, 2015, 04:07:56 PM
He is. To me. And he does a pretty damned good job at it for the reasons in this very post.
Very good. I'm happy for the both of you.
Do married couples get extra "like" points if they both post?
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Good one, GB. Good to see ya mate.
Awrite Stromboli gd to see ye, hope all is well ur end and you and the missus are keeping ok.
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https://www.facebook.com/jamie.glazov.7/posts/1667518530190576
Lol. I grew up in farm country. I know better than to mess with horses.
(http://i.imgur.com/TWi8DgJ.jpg)
And note that these ladies are all showing their creativity and imagination in hairdos and dress.
(http://i.imgur.com/jlt29Sv.jpg)
Quote from: stromboli on December 22, 2015, 12:28:38 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/TWi8DgJ.jpg)
And note that these ladies are all showing their creativity and imagination in hairdos and dress.
Is that one in the middle a guy in drag?
Not that there's anything
wrong with that...
I saw the tall one on the left killed a red shirt once. Spock had to put "the grip" on him her to control the situation.
Meet the Fashion Santa (https://nowtoronto.com/news/think-free-blog/meet-toronto-s-fashion-santa/):
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Quote from: Unbeliever on December 22, 2015, 04:48:31 PM
Meet the Fashion Santa (https://nowtoronto.com/news/think-free-blog/meet-toronto-s-fashion-santa/):
(http://ichef.bbci.co.uk/news/660/cpsprodpb/13668/production/_87146497_yd-fashionsantasocial-yd2.jpg)
A. Awww that's a nice story.
B. Damn I hope I look that good at his age...
Yeah, I bet it's drinking Dos Equis that keeps him young.
:jook:
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-gNmdcNDN6Cs/Th1acbkmm1I/AAAAAAAAB24/iTN-FSGrT-4/s1600/ShirleyJones-ElmerGantry.jpg)
"Oh, he gave me special instructions back of the pulpit Christmas Eve. He got to howlin' "Repent! Repent!" and I got to moanin' "Save me! Save me!" and the first thing I know he rammed the fear of God into me so fast I never heard my old man's footsteps!"
(https://galileounchained.files.wordpress.com/2011/12/science-has-been-proven-wrong-or-has-it.jpg)
(https://cravensworld.files.wordpress.com/2011/11/occupy-wall-street.jpg)
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Quote from: Unbeliever on December 22, 2015, 06:42:18 PM
(https://galileounchained.files.wordpress.com/2011/12/science-has-been-proven-wrong-or-has-it.jpg)
Did Christianity prove any of those things wrong? And has nothing been proven wrong OR right about Christianity?
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on December 22, 2015, 07:05:13 PMAnd has nothing been proven wrong OR right about Christianity?
Some things were proven wrong, but that's just the literal reading. Those verses were clearly metaphorical. As for right, lots of things and you can't prove otherwise!
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GLORY HOLE FALLS, THE OZARKS. DO WHATEVER YOU WANT WITH THAT INFORMATION.
Can we widen it a bit, I chafe easily.
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In front of our house..
Quote from: AllPurposeAtheist on December 29, 2015, 05:29:24 PM
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In front of our house..
I love your humor.
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Quote from: Hydra009 on December 28, 2015, 11:36:06 PM
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TR-8R is by far one of the best things to come out of the new Star Wars movie.
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Quote from: Hydra009 on December 29, 2015, 11:58:55 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/U9ueiuD.jpg)
well I think we should make that a nation wide billboard.
Quote from: Hydra009 on December 29, 2015, 11:58:55 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/U9ueiuD.jpg)
How about if one faces down and one faces forward? That way it may keep one from tripping over something.
Nice hi-beams, lady!
(http://media.veryfunnypics.eu/2013/08/funny-picture-redneckmatch-redneck-sheep.jpg)
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Ah, that explains the footprints on the walls...
Quote from: stromboli on December 30, 2015, 09:58:34 AM
(http://media.veryfunnypics.eu/2013/08/funny-picture-redneckmatch-redneck-sheep.jpg)
Looks like the very definition of "miscegenation."
Quote from: PickelledEggs on December 30, 2015, 03:52:46 PM
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That's only 'cause the door locks don't work.
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Quote from: kilodelta on December 30, 2015, 03:54:55 PM
Ah, that explains the footprints on the walls...
I'm not touching that seat.
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Quote from: Youssuf Ramadan on December 31, 2015, 06:51:12 AM
(http://i1202.photobucket.com/albums/bb366/magicrob99/ISIS-dicks-800x4301_zpsai30lymu.jpg) (http://s1202.photobucket.com/user/magicrob99/media/ISIS-dicks-800x4301_zpsai30lymu.jpg.html)
I think they could be had.
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Bonus picture:
(http://militaryhumor.net/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/military-humor-50-caliber-handgun-burglar-behind-refrigerator-neighbors-house.jpg)
Wat.
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(http://i243.photobucket.com/albums/ff277/josephpalazzo/i-want-one-lol-108.jpg) (http://s243.photobucket.com/user/josephpalazzo/media/i-want-one-lol-108.jpg.html)
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Quote from: stromboli on December 31, 2015, 10:31:44 AM
Bonus picture:
[spoiler](http://militaryhumor.net/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/military-humor-50-caliber-handgun-burglar-behind-refrigerator-neighbors-house.jpg)[/spoiler]
Who the hell could safely fire that cannon?
John Wayne.
Pride parade:
[spoiler](http://i.imgur.com/ni4ZSQn.gif)[/spoiler]
Quote from: Hydra009 on January 02, 2016, 01:33:56 PM
Pride parade:
[spoiler](http://i.imgur.com/ni4ZSQn.gif)[/spoiler]
I am no expert on Lions, but would never have thought you could have that many males together..peacefully
Quote from: aitm on January 02, 2016, 02:22:21 PM
I am no expert on Lions, but would never have thought you could have that many males together..peacefully
I thought the same thing.
Is it me or something is wrong with the shadows of those lions?
Quote from: drunkenshoe on January 02, 2016, 03:03:51 PM
Is it me or something is wrong with the shadows of those lions?
You mean like it's a composite or something? Nah, that's not it.
First give away is that all of them are walking as each of them are alone on the road. Probbaly they are and put together. With one exception in the far left. Only he is looking his left behind. And that's why he is put there imo.
Secondly, the lion that goes to the far right disappearing from the camera angle seems like doesn't have a shadow.
Good job though.
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Sent from my Nexus 6 using your mom.
Quote from: PickelledEggs on January 03, 2016, 03:13:14 AM
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Sent from my Nexus 6 using your mom.
That's good.
Now imagine the difference between that and real Italian pizza. Just saying.
Quote from: drunkenshoe on January 03, 2016, 05:20:18 AM
Now imagine the difference between that and real Italian pizza. Just saying.
I don't see why it matters. All pizza is evil, anyway.
Quote from: Hijiri Byakuren on January 03, 2016, 08:39:27 AM
I don't see why it matters. All pizza is evil, anyway.
(http://grandforksgourmet.areavoices.com/files/2012/01/nielson_food_rhombusguys_photo_by_kensie_wallner_we1.jpg)
*Boner intensifies*
Quote from: Shiranu on January 03, 2016, 08:52:45 AM
(http://grandforksgourmet.areavoices.com/files/2012/01/nielson_food_rhombusguys_photo_by_kensie_wallner_we1.jpg)
*Boner intensifies*
*vomits*
Quote from: Hijiri Byakuren on January 03, 2016, 09:04:43 AM
*vomits*
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Quote from: drunkenshoe on January 03, 2016, 09:10:02 AM
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*vomiting intensifies*
I don't like pizza either…er…wrong thread?
Quote from: Hijiri Byakuren on January 03, 2016, 09:17:46 AM
*vomiting intensifies*
I wasn't trying to ease it. It looks funny.
Quote from: Hijiri Byakuren on January 03, 2016, 09:17:46 AM
*vomiting intensifies*
(http://img2.10bestmedia.com/Images/Photos/300781/Empire.Pizza..Pub.Tucson.AZ.000_54_990x660.jpg)
I've always liked twins...
Quote from: PickelledEggs on January 03, 2016, 10:17:32 AM
(http://img2.10bestmedia.com/Images/Photos/300781/Empire.Pizza..Pub.Tucson.AZ.000_54_990x660.jpg)
I've always liked twins...
How I feel seeing that picture...
(http://mix967.ca/files/2015/02/heart_shaped_tuscan_pizza_insitu_m.jpg)
But on the real... saying you don't like pizza is like saying you don't like sandwiches or seafood. It just makes no sense because the variety of flavours and textures is staggering.
Quote from: Hijiri Byakuren on January 03, 2016, 08:39:27 AM
I don't see why it matters. All pizza is evil, anyway.
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They did.
Game of Thrones / Force Awakens spoiler
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Quote from: GSOgymrat on January 05, 2016, 01:37:29 PM
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Isn't that a body of water in South America somewhere? Lake Kitty Ta-tas?
Quote from: drunkenshoe on January 02, 2016, 03:03:51 PM
Is it me or something is wrong with the shadows of those lions?
Maybe they're dogs, with lion masks?
This looks like Cousin It - in the sky:
(http://wordlesstech.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/The-Black-Widow-Pulsar-1.jpg)
It's actually the Black Widow pulsar (http://wordlesstech.com/the-black-widow-pulsar/).
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_qFgmPelbHLU/SFDE9apa_hI/AAAAAAAABIo/DXDGpTETJYg/s400/christian%2Barchie%2Bgods%2Bsmuggler.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/BWlD7FX.jpg)
(http://images.somethingawful.com/mjolnir/images/cg03162004/Unkempt1.jpg)
...that one made me cry laughing...
Google image search for "funny hardy boys covers" Good stuff.
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Quote from: Hydra009 on January 05, 2016, 11:42:47 PM
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"And I'd have fucked her too, if it weren't for you darn kids!"
Quote from: Hydra009 on January 05, 2016, 11:42:47 PM
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"She told me it's the little man in the boat...."
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And some funny Nancy Drew (which I also read, along with the H.B.s):
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[spoiler](http://i.imgur.com/11YRHAC.jpg)[/spoiler]
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(http://i1202.photobucket.com/albums/bb366/magicrob99/Jesus%20bday%20gifts_zpsedssiip2.jpg) (http://s1202.photobucket.com/user/magicrob99/media/Jesus%20bday%20gifts_zpsedssiip2.jpg.html)
(http://i.imgur.com/4LOGeky.jpg)
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Man's best friend, eh?
Happy Bobblehead day!
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(http://i.imgur.com/9UrWy3Y.jpg)
Quote from: Hydra009 on January 09, 2016, 01:46:44 PM
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:rotflmao:
Tea out of nose. That's hillarious. Oh my stomach.
MRW people ask why rhinos were never domesticated
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"Shoot her! Shoot her!"
Quote from: Hydra009 on January 10, 2016, 12:41:52 AM
MRW people ask why rhinos were never domesticated
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Has something to do with the attention span of a walnut and a propensity to stomp on and gore shit.
If I ever go to a real Jurassic park I want that guy with me. I am 60 and I can outrun that guy by 50 yards…..course there will still be shit running down my leg but by god I will out run that punk.
Quote from: stromboli on January 10, 2016, 02:50:27 PM
Has something to do with the attention span of a walnut and a propensity to stomp on and gore shit.
And being very near-sighted. He probably couldn't see the bars in front of him.
(http://i.imgur.com/exbLyJp.jpg)
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Quote from: Hydra009 on January 11, 2016, 10:20:05 AM
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Texting while driving and admiring lottery ticket and looking over your shoulder to tend to crying baby in car seat- Utah.
(http://i.imgur.com/MMgTb4S.png)
Pretty strange coincidence...
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Quote from: Hydra009 on January 13, 2016, 01:43:55 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/MMgTb4S.png)
Pretty strange coincidence...
These people make my brain hurtz.
Quote from: Shiranu on January 13, 2016, 02:58:51 AM
These people make my brain hurtz.
This reminds me the people claiming "They imitated LotR!" after watching every epic battle scene on big screen -after LotR era- because of the standard towers that were made to breach a wall.
I remember a huge online 'discussion' after Kingdom of Heaven, yeeeears ago, all around. I couldn't decide if those people percieved LotR as some part of real world history -literally; Middle Earth = Middle Ages understanding- or the other way around. It was painful to watch.
But I think it just shows how powerful is the unconscious visual memory 'coding'. And that tells a lot about the collective memory too. :lol:
Quote from: Hydra009 on January 13, 2016, 01:43:55 AM
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Pretty strange coincidence...
Why would you think it's a coincidence? The imagery is ready-made to convey "tyranny on the march" so it actually shortened the movie by saving time in defining the First Order.
Evolution of religions VS evolution of programming languages
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(https://atheistoasis.files.wordpress.com/2012/07/irony.jpg)
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(Insert appropriate caption here)
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You mean inappropriate caption.
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Quote from: stromboli on January 14, 2016, 02:24:20 PM
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"I just love these Japanese pay toilets!"
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Quote from: Hydra009 on January 14, 2016, 05:05:21 PM
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Why the dummy? I mean the blond dummy.
Now I'm being redundant. Sorry.
Probably to shield the guy's back from the collision. Hard to tell how well it worked.
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Quote from: stromboli on January 14, 2016, 02:24:20 PM
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(Insert appropriate caption here)
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Damn! Duck porn!
I bet Ted Cruz loves duck porn about now...
(http://cbsnews2.cbsistatic.com/hub/i/r/2016/01/13/15a1d59b-0826-4030-85a5-d394c623b10b/thumbnail/620x350/d6cc1e56c234e1cd3ca1c6e24cc803f2/screen-shot-2016-01-13-at-4-55-54-pm.png)
(https://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/v2vbe9d1cbwke9qfxxch.jpg)
This is like that picture of Dukakis in the tank. RIP.
You mean it might do him in (politically)?
(http://i.imgur.com/Pxwn0vl.jpg)
Hey, those guys should be wearing head gear! I guess they believe their God will save them if they crash.
(http://i.imgur.com/voFpO11.jpg)
She's 14 and he's 17. He's called Charles le Bien-Aimé. I have a good feeling about him.
(http://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/ao921Ym_700b_v1.jpg)