the other jokes

[Gawdzilla Sama]

I thought this was going to be commercial for some doctor.

[Nobody]

An osteopath?

[Gawdzilla Sama]

"Bones" from Star Trek?

[Nobody]

Dr. Who?

[Cassia]

"Bones" from Star Trek?

Bones was the best when he'd finally come around and get all soft and emotional.

[Nobody]

I always thought Bones was the comic relief.

[Cassia]

I always thought Bones was the comic relief.

Bones also sometimes seemed like the skeptic, a man of little faith.  He was like "I can't save it Jim, this "thing" doesn't even have blood". Scotty was a pragmatic optimist...I don't know, Captain, I'll give it my best try" and then would always overdeliver.

[Nobody]

I think Bones was just supposed to be a counterpoint to Spock's logical calm. He was often hot-headed while Spock delivered serenity.

[Cassia]

I think Bones was just supposed to be a counterpoint to Spock's logical calm. He was often hot-headed while Spock delivered serenity.

Plus, he always just looked annoyed, LOL. Which made it cool when he was happy every once in a while. Those characters had some depth.

[Nobody]

I was just now working my way towards a good night's sleep, and while I was waiting to drop off I was thinking about British comedy series I've seen. I went through quite a few, and then remembered The Two Ronnies, which I haven't seen in many years. So I decided to go to YouTube and do a search for it, knowing that I'd likely forget it by morning. And, of course, it was right there like I knew it would be. Then I couldn't stop watching it, now here I am, sleepless in Novato! 🤣

[Nobody]

A nun walked into a liquor store and asked for a half pint of whiskey. The clerk said, "Why Sister, you're a lady of the cloth. I didn't think they drank alcohol."
"It's not for me," the nun replied, "It's for Mother Superior. She has constipation."
So he sold her the half pint.
A couple of hours later, the nun returned and, slurring her words a little, she asked for another bottle of whiskey, to which the clerk replied, "Oh, Sister...I thought it was for Mother Superior's constipation."
"It is," replied the nun, "but Mother Superior is still constipated."
So the clerk sold her the bottle.
A couple of hours later, the nun staggers into the store again and says, "Gimme another bottle!"
The clerk, now seriously concerned, admonished the tipsy nun, saying, "You said it was for Mother Superior's constipation, but obviously you've been imbibing."
The nun replied, "Of course I have...and won't she shit when she sees me now!"

[Nobody]

An engineer dies and reports to the Pearly Gates. St. Peter checks his dossier and says, "Ah, you're an engineer, you're in the wrong place."
So the engineer reports to the gates of Hell and is let in.
Pretty soon the engineer gets dissatisfied with the level of comfort in Hell, and starts designing and building improvements.
After a while, they've got air conditioning, flush toilets, and escalators, and the engineer is becoming a pretty popular guy.
One day God calls Satan up on the telephone and asks with a sneer, "So, how's it going down there in Hell?"
Satan replies, "Things are going great! We've got air conditioning, flush toilets, and escalators, and there's no telling what this engineer is going to come up with next!"
God says, "What!? You've got an engineer!? That's a mistake, he should never have gotten down there, send him up here."
Satan says, "No way! I like having an engineer on the staff, and I'm keeping him."
God says, "Send him back up here or I'll sue!"
At which time Satan laughs uproariously and answers, "Yeah, right. And just where are you going to get a lawyer!?"

[Nobody]

"If you try hard enough, every water fountain is a bidet"
Kak, at BlueSky

[Nobody]

"What is 'God'? Well. You know, when you want something really bad and you close your eyes and wish for it? God's the guy that ignores you."
Steve Buscemi

[Cassia]

Which came first, the chicken or the egg?
Neither, it had to be the rooster!