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trdsf

#8400
November 14, 2020, 06:40:52 PM
Quote from: Unbeliever on November 11, 2020, 02:13:14 PM
Baruch often talks about apples when everyone else is talking about oranges.
Baruch often talks about apples when everyone else is talking about late Victorian literature.  I mean, at least apples and oranges are both fruit...
"My faith in the Constitution is whole, it is complete, it is total, and I am not going to sit here and be an idle spectator to the diminution, the subversion, the destruction of the Constitution." -- Barbara Jordan

Unbeliever

#8401
November 14, 2020, 07:46:03 PM
Baruch's more like fruit of the loom...
"There is a sucker born-again every minute." - C. Spellman

Baruch

#8402
November 14, 2020, 07:55:01 PM
Quote from: trdsf on November 14, 2020, 06:40:52 PM
Baruch often talks about apples when everyone else is talking about late Victorian literature.  I mean, at least apples and oranges are both fruit...

Oh, like The Importance of Being Earnest?

Y'all are part of the woke clown world.  I am not a part of that world.
Ha’át’íísh baa naniná?
Azee’ Å,a’ish nanídį́į́h?
Táadoo ánít’iní.
What are you doing?
Are you taking any medications?
Don't do that.

Blackleaf

#8403
November 15, 2020, 12:41:33 AM
"Oh, wearisome condition of humanity,
Born under one law, to another bound;
Vainly begot, and yet forbidden vanity,
Created sick, commanded to be sound."
--Fulke Greville--

Baruch

#8405
November 15, 2020, 03:30:52 PM
I still prefer the dinos ;-)  The velociraptors would make quick work of Rs and Ds.
Ha’át’íísh baa naniná?
Azee’ Å,a’ish nanídį́į́h?
Táadoo ánít’iní.
What are you doing?
Are you taking any medications?
Don't do that.

drunkenshoe

#8406
November 16, 2020, 01:09:01 AM
"his philosophy was a mixture of three famous schools -the cynics, the stoics and the epicureans-and summed up all three of them in his famous phrase, 'you can't trust any bugger further than you can throw him, and there's nothing you can do about it, so let's have a drink.'" terry pratchett

Baruch

#8407
November 16, 2020, 11:16:33 AM
But what about the trilobites .. dino lover!
Ha’át’íísh baa naniná?
Azee’ Å,a’ish nanídį́į́h?
Táadoo ánít’iní.
What are you doing?
Are you taking any medications?
Don't do that.

Gawdzilla Sama

#8409
November 16, 2020, 12:37:46 PM
Low pain tolerance.
We 'new atheists' have a reputation for being militant, but make no mistake  we didn't start this war. If you want to place blame put it on the the religious zealots who have been poisoning the minds of the  young for a long long time."
PZ Myers

drunkenshoe

#8410
November 16, 2020, 01:05:03 PM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on November 16, 2020, 12:37:46 PM
Low pain tolerance.

Don't say that. I have a very low pain tolerance. Not everybody has your pain threshold or strength, Gawdzilla. 
"his philosophy was a mixture of three famous schools -the cynics, the stoics and the epicureans-and summed up all three of them in his famous phrase, 'you can't trust any bugger further than you can throw him, and there's nothing you can do about it, so let's have a drink.'" terry pratchett

Unbeliever

#8411
November 16, 2020, 01:10:47 PM Last Edit: November 16, 2020, 01:13:55 PM by Unbeliever
Quote from: Baruch on November 16, 2020, 11:16:33 AM
But what about the trilobites .. dino lover!
That's the trouble with trilobites...or is that tribbles...?


:-D
"There is a sucker born-again every minute." - C. Spellman

Baruch

#8412
November 16, 2020, 01:29:37 PM
Quote from: drunkenshoe on November 16, 2020, 01:05:03 PM
Don't say that. I have a very low pain tolerance. Not everybody has your pain threshold or strength, Gawdzilla.

Sorry to hear.  I think part of the problem with fibromyalgia is low pain tolerance (over reacting nerves) .. how to fix that?  Go get new nerves??
Ha’át’íísh baa naniná?
Azee’ Å,a’ish nanídį́į́h?
Táadoo ánít’iní.
What are you doing?
Are you taking any medications?
Don't do that.

Gawdzilla Sama

#8413
November 16, 2020, 05:52:42 PM
Quote from: drunkenshoe on November 16, 2020, 01:05:03 PM
Don't say that. I have a very low pain tolerance. Not everybody has your pain threshold or strength, Gawdzilla. 
That's what the doctor said when the nurse siphoned blood clots out of my bladder via my urethra. My wife was holding one are down and the doc had the other. It was ... interesting.
We 'new atheists' have a reputation for being militant, but make no mistake  we didn't start this war. If you want to place blame put it on the the religious zealots who have been poisoning the minds of the  young for a long long time."
PZ Myers

Gawdzilla Sama

#8414
November 16, 2020, 05:53:29 PM
Quote from: Unbeliever on November 16, 2020, 01:10:47 PM
That's the trouble with trilobites...or is that tribbles...?


:-D
More importantly, why hasn't Nick Frost been Harry Mudd yet?
We 'new atheists' have a reputation for being militant, but make no mistake  we didn't start this war. If you want to place blame put it on the the religious zealots who have been poisoning the minds of the  young for a long long time."
PZ Myers
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