Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux

[Hydra009]

Another juxtaposition joke:

[the_antithesis]

So a scathing indictment of nu metal.

Incidentally, Strawberry Shortcake and Bratz. Slipknot is probably just their logo on a sparkly pink heart. Looking up "heart logo" is tricky and useless.

[Unbeliever]

If I drop off my neighbor's kids could you watch them for me?

I want to have kids one day. I couldn't stand them any longer than that.

[Gawdzilla Sama]

I want to have kids one day. I couldn't stand them any longer than that.

"May all your troubles be little ones."

[Hydra009]

🤔 *ground-fires several times to be sure*

[drunkenshoe]

Count me in for the party. My US visa has expired though, I'll need to get a new one, in a new world. I wonder if they still give for 10 years.

I've been computerless for almost a week now. My desktop collapsed. Graphics card. My folks are helping, but just rtx 3080 is pretty expansive here...sigh. Inflation is so high, it's right out mad. But then everything is so fucked up, I feel like floating. It's nauseating. Seriously, I'm expecting the general lifespan to take dive in this atmosphere. I'm avoiding news.

[Hydra009]

Look, you're going to help me slice some eggplants, zucchini, peppers, tomatoes, and onions right now.  Cause if you don't, the only one who will be eating gourmet cuisine tonight will be Whiskers, capisce?

[Gawdzilla Sama]

Needs more ratatouille.

Fuck me! I spelled that right on the first try. I AM A GOD.

[Unbeliever]

Yeah, French is hard. 👀

[Gawdzilla Sama]

Yeah, French is hard. 👀

So is that rat...

Never mind.

[Hydra009]

Yeah, French is hard. 👀

They key to french is adding 8 vowels per word and then lending 5 of them to the Italians so you end up only pronouncing 3 of them.  Which three?  It's different every time.

[Gawdzilla Sama]

Merci, beau coup.

[Hydra009]

[Hydra009]

[Unbeliever]

I thought the Illuminati were the guys who change the light bulbs in sports arenas.