Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux

[Unbeliever]

Or maybe he was only "mostly dead."

[Gawdzilla Sama]

"I'm not quite dead yet!" 🤣

Plague victim:"I feel fine! I think I'll go for a walk!"
Family member: "Could you ..."
Cartier: "Sure." Hits old man on head with a rock."

[Hydra009]

[Hydra009]

[Hydra009]

Morrowind is a harsh mistress.  Cool gear is nothing without the skills to back it up.

I try to get people to imagine it like this: just handing a random guy a .50 cal sniper rifle won't make him an expert sniper.  Only when he has lots of training and experience will he be a good sniper.

You gotta shoot tin cans before you can shoot dragons.

[Blackleaf]

"No clue"

Bruh! It's an RPG! How do you not know your stats?

In Morrowind, specifically, you're going to miss every hit early on. I think you stop missing when your weapon skill reaches level 50, and that can take a while. You gotta start on easy targets, like mudcrabs.

[Mr.Obvious]

I'll be honest, usually how many stats i need to keep an eye one proportionally makes dislike game more.
- your health is at 80%
- your shields are at 25%
- you are just at the edge of what you can carry, three more punds and you ar encumbered
- and you just drank radiated water, putting that toxic score higher.
- and your machine-gun can only be fired 7 more times before you need to spend 20% of your curreny money to fix it.
- and your shoes are wearing out
- and you should putt some gains into intelligence so you can do some better negotiating
- but don't neglect strength, cause you know, encumberance
- and you should wztch out, one more infraction and that faction will hate you.
-...

Like, dude, hand me my gun or sword and let me kill something. If i wanted a chore list, i'd ask the missus

[Gawdzilla Sama]

I used to "swing .50s in a power tub" on a PBR on the Mekong. I had plenty of training, enough to shoot between our boys as they came shagging-ass back to the bank for a ride home. I did cheat a bit, I knew a one-legged Marine who had a .50 and I shoveled his horse stalls for trigger time. Got pretty good. He was amazing with that thing. Commandant awarded it to him. I can only imagine what his skill level would be if our tally floated over our heads like in the games.

/derail

[Hydra009]

I'll be honest, usually how many stats i need to keep an eye one proportionally makes dislike game more.

I agree that overly-complicated systems are annoying, and I'm not a huge fan of survival/durability stats, but I will definitely go to bat for attributes and skills.  Those essentially tell you what your character is like and what they're good at - i.e. your role.  The R in RPG.

And I love faction systems, especially if they're mutually exclusive.  Can't be friends with everyone.  And different political philosophies naturally comflict.  They just need to keep it simple.

[drunkenshoe]

Gawd, things are so fucked up here, you guys are an eye bleach.

[Blackleaf]

Gawd, things are so fucked up here, you guys are an eye bleach.

[Unbeliever]

"A sphincter says 'What?'"
Wayne

[drunkenshoe]

Lol, you're just beginners, love... Hang in there.

[drunkenshoe]

Lol, you're just beginners, love... Hang in there.

E: I meant our little band here in this forum.

[Gawdzilla Sama]

Gawd, things are so fucked up here, you guys are an eye bleach.

Not sure which way that goes. Help a brother out?