the other jokes

[Nobody]

It doesn't matter what you think of me, because my imaginary friends think I'm special.

[Nobody]

Do you realize that we are the last generation on Earth who remembers what life was like before social media?

[Nobody]

Just think, if the Indians gave the Pilgrims a donkey instead of a turkey, we'd all be having a piece of ass this Thanksgiving!

[Gawdzilla Sama]

Do you realize that we are the last generation on Earth who remembers what life was like before social media?

Currently.

[Nobody]

I hate it when I'm talking to myself and suddenly realize I wasn't listening, then I have to start all over.

[Gawdzilla Sama]

I hate it when I'm talking to myself and suddenly realize I wasn't listening, then I have to start all over.

Pardon?

[Nobody]

"The problem with stealing quotes off the internet is that you never know if they are genuine."
Abraham Lincoln

[Cassia]

Did you hear about the two bald guys that put their heads together?
They made an ass out of themselves.
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Ah, the butt of all jokes, but they were really just a pair of egg heads.
Sorry, I'm just yoking around.