the other jokes

[Nobody]

"Arianna Grande sounds more like a Starbucks drink than a pop star."
Ryan George

[Nobody]

My roommate is a Dick.

His name is Richard, but everyone calls him Dick.

[Nobody]

I went to a Halloween party dressed as a chicken.
Met a cute girl dressed as an egg.
The age-old question was finally answered:
The chicken.

[Gawdzilla Sama]

As I was going up a stair
I met a man who wasn't there.
He wasn't there again today!
I wish, I wish, he'd go away!

Ogden Nash.

Read a book of Ogden Nash poems, inherited from my grandmother, in 1963. That poem is still in my head.

[Nobody]

I've always liked Ogden Nash, since I first read his work long and long ago.

[Cassia]

'The Cow'
The cow is of the bovine ilk;
One end is moo, the other, milk

Ogden Nash

[Gawdzilla Sama]

I've always liked Ogden Nash, since I first read his work long and long ago.

I read Nash when I found a book of his poems in my grandmother's collection. She died when I was in the fifth grade, 1963 IIRC. I also got her signed first edition of "Ben Hur". Robin will probably sell that one when I'm gone. No prob. I won't say a thing.

[Cassia]

Know what I'm going to be Halloween?

Older

[Nobody]

Is it better to be immoral or immortal?

[Gawdzilla Sama]

Is it better to be immoral or immortal?

Yes.

[Nobody]

Yeah, I guess there's no reason you couldn't be both, huh? 🤣

[Hydra009]

It is my solemn duty to deliver the harsh truth, but I try to be kind.

[Nobody]

I just realized that the word "seven" has "even" in it.

That's odd.

[Nobody]

Dear Santa,
All I want is a skinny body and a fat bank account.

And please don't mix it up again, like last year.

[Nobody]

My Grandpa was a wise man. I'll never forget his last words:
"Don't shake the ladder you little shit!"