the other jokes

[Nobody]

Your fingers have fingertips, but your toes don't have toetips, yet you can tiptoe but not tipfinger.

[Nobody]

I've woken up over 25,000 times and I'm still not good at it.

[Gawdzilla Sama]

I just realized that the word "seven" has "even" in it.

That's odd.

Split the difference?

[Nobody]

If I die choking on a Gummy Bear, tell everyone a bear killed me and say nothing more.

[Cassia]

I'm writing a book on reverse psychology.
Don't buy it.

[Nobody]

I'd rather have a free bottle in front of me than a prefrontal lobotomy.

I know that's old, but it's still good! 🤣

[Nobody]

Is a hot dog a canine that looks good in a bikini? 🐩

[Gawdzilla Sama]

Please don't ever invite me to dinner.

;-)

[Cassia]

How can you convert dollars to pounds?
By visiting McDonalds

[Nobody]

Mary and Joseph had to stay in a barn when Jesus was born, because there was no room at the inn, it being Christmas and all.

[Cassia]

Mary and Joseph had to stay in a barn when Jesus was born, because there was no room at the inn, it being Christmas and all.

That joke is even better with a Lancashire accent.

[Nobody]

Yeah, that's where I heard it, watching British comedy! 🤣

[Gawdzilla Sama]

How can you convert dollars to pounds?
By visiting McDonalds

McDonald's is prohibited by law from advertising the things they sell as "food". One too many "O" in that word to be accurate.

[Nobody]

"The best way to cure insomnia is by getting a lot of sleep."
W. C. Fields

[Nobody]

Either 500 or 1000mg of Fukitol will make your holidays much brighter.

If you're happy and you know it, it's your meds.