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Started by Cassia, August 08, 2022, 11:53:41 AM

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Cassia

#60
April 16, 2023, 09:22:47 AM
I bet this book is a frikken riot.
Stuff just like this, no doubt:

How long did Cain dislike his brother?
Answer: As long as he was Abel.

I just can't think of anything less funny than an evangelical Christian trying to be funny. It always appears to me that they think they deserve extra points just for trying.

Mr.Obvious

#61
April 17, 2023, 03:02:04 PM
What did the atheist soldier say when staring down the barrel of a gun?

"Help me, God."

Que laughing track.
"If we have to go down, we go down together!"
- Your mum, last night, requesting 69.

Atheist Mantis does not pray.

drunkenshoe

#62
May 16, 2023, 04:27:47 PM
Why should you never trust atoms?

Because they make up everything.
"his philosophy was a mixture of three famous schools -the cynics, the stoics and the epicureans-and summed up all three of them in his famous phrase, 'you can't trust any bugger further than you can throw him, and there's nothing you can do about it, so let's have a drink.'" terry pratchett

Hydra009

#63
May 16, 2023, 09:50:32 PM
Quote from: drunkenshoe on May 16, 2023, 04:27:47 PMWhy should you never trust atoms?

Because they make up everything.
*dark matter has entered the chat*
*chat dissolves into a sea of dark energy*

Cassia

#64
June 09, 2023, 08:21:03 PM
What do you call a cave man that is prone to wander?
A meanderthal.

Did you hear about the man who fell from the roof of a night club?
Police have confirmed he was not a bouncer.

the_antithesis

#65
June 10, 2023, 12:48:27 AM
What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium.

Unbeliever

#66
June 17, 2023, 11:41:44 PM
Did you hear about the band leader who had twin daughters? He named them Anna One, Anna Two... 🤣
"There is a sucker born-again every minute." - C. Spellman

Hydra009

#67
June 18, 2023, 05:03:36 PM
Quote from: the_antithesis on June 10, 2023, 12:48:27 AMWhat do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium.
Did you know that DNA is made out of bases?

Wait...

Ah mean oh acids.

Unbeliever

#68
June 22, 2023, 01:30:49 AM
A few puns make me numb, but math puns make me number...🤔
"There is a sucker born-again every minute." - C. Spellman

Unbeliever

#69
June 22, 2023, 01:33:23 AM
If money doesn't grow on trees why do banks have branches? 🤔
"There is a sucker born-again every minute." - C. Spellman

Unbeliever

#70
June 22, 2023, 01:38:59 AM
I'm pining for a good tree pun, I wish they were more poplar...🌳🌴🌲
"There is a sucker born-again every minute." - C. Spellman

Unbeliever

#71
June 22, 2023, 01:44:08 AM
Ducks have feathers to cover their butt quacks... 🦆
"There is a sucker born-again every minute." - C. Spellman

Cassia

#72
July 01, 2023, 11:58:02 AM
Is buttcheeks one word?
Or should I spread them apart?

Unbeliever

#73
July 01, 2023, 02:19:13 PM
I ordered a chicken and an egg online. I'll let you know which comes first. 🤣
"There is a sucker born-again every minute." - C. Spellman

Unbeliever

#74
July 01, 2023, 02:26:52 PM
What's the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?


A hippo is really heavy, but a Zippo is a little lighter.

🤣
"There is a sucker born-again every minute." - C. Spellman
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