the other jokes

[Cassia]

I bet this book is a frikken riot.
Stuff just like this, no doubt:

How long did Cain dislike his brother?
Answer: As long as he was Abel.

I just can't think of anything less funny than an evangelical Christian trying to be funny. It always appears to me that they think they deserve extra points just for trying.

[Mr.Obvious]

What did the atheist soldier say when staring down the barrel of a gun?

"Help me, God."

Que laughing track.

[drunkenshoe]

Why should you never trust atoms?

Because they make up everything.

[Hydra009]

Why should you never trust atoms?

Because they make up everything.

*dark matter has entered the chat*
*chat dissolves into a sea of dark energy*

[Cassia]

What do you call a cave man that is prone to wander?
A meanderthal.

Did you hear about the man who fell from the roof of a night club?
Police have confirmed he was not a bouncer.

[the_antithesis]

What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium.

[Unbeliever]

Did you hear about the band leader who had twin daughters? He named them Anna One, Anna Two... 🤣

[Hydra009]

What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium.

Did you know that DNA is made out of bases?

Wait...

Ah mean oh acids.

[Unbeliever]

A few puns make me numb, but math puns make me number...🤔

[Unbeliever]

If money doesn't grow on trees why do banks have branches? 🤔

[Unbeliever]

I'm pining for a good tree pun, I wish they were more poplar...🌳🌴🌲

[Unbeliever]

Ducks have feathers to cover their butt quacks... 🦆

[Cassia]

Is buttcheeks one word?
Or should I spread them apart?

[Unbeliever]

I ordered a chicken and an egg online. I'll let you know which comes first. 🤣

[Unbeliever]

What's the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?


A hippo is really heavy, but a Zippo is a little lighter.

🤣