the other jokes

[Unbeliever]

A friend of mine wanted me to go spelunking with him. I was hesitant,  but eventually I caved.

[Hydra009]

world's worst phonetic alphabet:

A - Aisle
B - Bdellium
C - Chaos
D - Django
E - Eye
F - Fjord
G - Gnash
H - Heir
I - Ian
J - Gif
K - Knight
L - Llaneros
M - Mancy
N - Night
O - Ouija
P - Pterodactyl
Q - Quay
R - Rhizome
S - Svelte
T - Tsunami
U - Urn
V - Vsevolod
W - Wrong
X - Twitter
Y - You
Z - Zsolt

[Unbeliever]

How is a young-Earth creationist different from a kleptomaniac?



One takes everything literally,  the other takes everything, literally.

😆

[Cassia]

X=Twitter, LOL!

[Unbeliever]

If Bigfoot sits on something it gets sasquashed.

🤪

[Cassia]

I ran into a sasquatch at the supermarket. We got to talking. He said he was considering leaving his body to pseudoscience.

[Cassia]

I was reversing my car in the garage and asked my son to 'spot me', and let me know when I hit the wall.
I heard a bang.
"3:45 PM", he said.

[Cassia]

I just got fired from my job as a massage therapist
My boss said I rub people the wrong way.

[Unbeliever]

Why do frogs like beer?



It's made of hops.

🤪

[Cassia]

A man goes to the doctor with a waxy buildup in his ear....
The doctor asks, "so which ear is it?"

The man says "2023."

[Unbeliever]

Did you hear about the chameleon that couldn't change colors?



He had a reptile disfunction.

[Unbeliever]

What was the budget on the giant lizard movie?




A godzillion dollars.

[Unbeliever]

Math puns are the first sine of madness.

[the_antithesis]

My wife didn't want me to make cheese out of her breast milk, but eventually I got my whey.

[Unbeliever]

Ouch, that one actually hurt! 🧀