the other jokes

[Gawdzilla Sama]

If a seagull flies over the sea, what flies over the bay?

Hegulls.

[Cassia]

A Proctologist is giving an exam, and as he is nearing the end of the patient's visit, he goes to write a prescription. He reaches into his pocket and pulls out, to his surprise, a rectal thermometer. He looks at it and, exclaims, "Damn it! Some asshole has my pen"

[the_antithesis]

If a seagull flies over the sea, what flies over the bay?

Well, you can see seagulls and hear heargulls and feel feelgulls and smell smellgulls and taste..., uh, Colonel chicken.

[Cassia]

My boat motor quit but the water was shallow. The dilemma was to row vs wade.

[Hydra009]

I hate the guy who invented the number zero.  Thanks for nothing, asshole!

[Unbeliever]

How does the Flying Spaghetti Monster fly, given that it has no wings? Do it's farts sustain it in the air via Newton's laws? I've always wondered about this. 🤔

[Gawdzilla Sama]

I leave brains cells in a trail so I can find my way out of this thread.

[Unbeliever]

Don't let the Minataur get ya! 🤣

[Mr.Obvious]

How does the Flying Spaghetti Monster fly, given that it has no wings? Do it's farts sustain it in the air via Newton's laws? I've always wondered about this. 🤔

The meatballs are filled with helium.

[Unbeliever]

Ah, yes, that explains it! 🤣

[Cassia]

My girlfriend decided to stay over last night but she was worried because she left her accordion in the front seat of her car. I told her, don't worry we don't have thieves around here. Sure enough, the next day we went out to her car, and saw that someone broke in and left another accordion.

[Unbeliever]

Did you hear about the constipated mathematician?



He worked it out with a pencil...


😖

[Hydra009]

Did you hear about the constipated mathematician?



He worked it out with a pencil...


😖

Log function?

[Dark Lightning]

Log function?

That requires a slide rule. (It's, logarithmic in function, ya know).

[Cassia]

The surgeon stands over the patient in the operating room, and says, "Dave, don't be nervous. You'll get through this. It's going to be all right."

The patient says, "Doc, my name is Frank."

"I know," says the surgeon. "My name is Dave."