the other jokes

[Gawdzilla Sama]

Reminds me of a friend to bragged the Chicago Cubs had won the most recent World Series. I asked him what their win percentage was over the last 10 years. He grumbled.

[the_antithesis]

So, some guys at work were talking about Limp Bizkit for some reason. I mention he's directing movies now. But they were puzzled by the album name Chocolate Starfish and the Hot Dog Flavored Water. They understood the starfish, but what is the hot dog flavored water? I said that, well, there's a thing that's kind of hot dog shaped. They said they get dicks, but why. I said, it's because they're gay, that's why. So one of them looks up their discography and they have another album called Three Dollar Bill, Y'all, and I was like, they are gay. The full saying is queer as a three dollar bill. So I solved the mystery. All done. I did a good deed.

So then I go, Limp Bizkit are the ones who sing All-Star, right? They said, no, that was Smash Mouth. I said, I can believe that. Because I'm a believer. And he waled away quickly like he was having a diarrhea attack.

[Hydra009]

So then I go, Limp Bizkit are the ones who sing All-Star, right? They said, no, that was Smash Mouth.

I actually owned the debut Smash Mouth CD and kinda liked All Star before it got played to death.  I thought Why Can't We Be Friends? was their best song until I found out that it was a cover.

[Gawdzilla Sama]

Heard a lot of those when I lived in SoCal. Dick-flavored water is urine.

[Unbeliever]

Fruit farmers eat what they can and can what they can't.

[Hydra009]

Chemists can often double as healers or morticians.  If they can't helium, then they can barium.

[Unbeliever]

"If you go to family reunions to meet women, you might be a redneck."
Jeff Foxworthy

[Gawdzilla Sama]

"If you go to family reunions to meet women, you might be a redneck."
Jeff Foxworthy

My cousins in ARKansas and Kinfucky would agree.

[Cassia]

My son just asked me for help with his trigonometry schoolwork.
While he fetched his books, I snuck out the back door and started a new life up in the mountains somewhere.

[Cassia]

I accidentally took my cat's medicine last night

Don't ask meow!

[Cassia]

I think this 'Miss Universe' contest is rigged.


I mean, every one of the contestants is from Earth.

[Dark Lightning]

My son just asked me for help with his trigonometry schoolwork.
While he fetched his books, I snuck out the back door and started a new life up in the mountains somewhere.

On Mount SOHCAHTOA? 🤔

[Cassia]

If a seagull flies over the sea, what flies over the bay?

[Hijiri Byakuren]

If a seagull flies over the sea, what flies over the bay?

Bagel.

[Gawdzilla Sama]

My son just asked me for help with his trigonometry schoolwork.
While he fetched his books, I snuck out the back door and started a new life up in the mountains somewhere.

Oooh, very triggy.