the other jokes

[Unbeliever]

Well, what do you expect an old fart to do!? 🤣

[Gawdzilla Sama]

So, we're gaslighting now?

[the_antithesis]

Better than Moonlighting.

[Unbeliever]

Fart lighting is funnier.

[the_antithesis]

Ain't no such varmint.

[Gawdzilla Sama]

[Hydra009]

Ich komme aus Ausfart.

[Gawdzilla Sama]

Over sharing, meine liebchen.

[Mr.Obvious]

Ich komme aus Ausfart.

Ausfahrt is something you see all over german highways. It's not a town.
It is the lane you take to leave the highway.
Aus - out/off
Fahrt - drive

[Unbeliever]

Alcohol is not in my vodkabulary.
However, I looked it up on whiskeypedia and learned that if you drink too much it's likely tequilya.

[Mr.Obvious]

That sounds kind of rum.
But i beer you might be right.

[Cassia]

Fart jokes are the pinochle of the joke hierarchy.

[Gawdzilla Sama]

Alcohol is not in my vodkabulary.
However, I looked it up on whiskeypedia and learned that if you drink too much it's likely tequilya.

Used to hunt deserters for the USN. Area of responsibility included LA, Lost Wages, and all of Arizona. Sometimes I'd use an unmarked Navy sedan, sometimes I rode with an officer or six. (Samoan deserters got a higher response, of course.) But we could be diverted if needed which, at one point, had me watching an officer talk to a possible DUI driver. The dude gave out the most memorable quote, "I'm not so think as you drunk I am."

[Unbeliever]

Fart jokes are the pinochle of the joke hierarchy.

You mean the peenochle? 😉

[Cassia]

I saw a man at the Super Bowl with an empty seat next to him.
I lean over and ask him how there is an empty seat. He told me that he bought the tickets several months ago for him and his wife, but the wife unfortunately passed. I give my condolences, and I ask him why none of his family members took the ticket. He responded that they are all at the funeral.

What do you call fifty guys watching the Super Bowl?
The Detroit Lions.

I am from the future I can predict the score of the super bowl LVII before it starts...
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