Rapture September 23, 2015. You Have Been Warned. (Again)

[Mike Cl]

But it's already the 23rd over a fair part of the planet.

Then the most of the world should be seeing assholes and foot bottoms right about now!

[hrdlr110]

Then the most of the world should be seeing assholes and foot bottoms right about now!

My eyes are peeled for snatch! Nothing yet. I may need to widen my search! (Can't stop laughing at my own joke!)

[stromboli]

Snatch?  :96:

[Hakurei Reimu]

Still a few hours away for me. Then I get a plate of cookies.

[Draconic Aiur]

ill be asleep

[PickelledEggs]

Anyone still here?
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Just me?
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FUCK.

[CrucifyCindy]

Guys I have just been Raptured and I am now in the Heavenly Dimension! The chocolate chip cookies here are absolsutely delightful. We all have WiFi here and have Iphone9s, yes 9s. Jesus just broke out a keg and Buddha just took the stage with John Lennon. It's going to be a party! Sorry you guys aren't here but that is the breaks. Holy crap! Jerry Garcia and Sid Vicious are joining Buddha on a jam and Jesus is rocking out! Damn you guys are missing out! See you later because me and a young Marlon Brando and Kurt Cobain are going to do a threeway. Ciao!

[drunkenshoe]

I got my coffee and waiting to be raptured. When is it happening, what are the signs?

[hrdlr110]

Kurt cobain? Now I know you're lying - he suicided, therefore couldn't be forgiven. He be in hell. Yes, that's really the only reason I know you're lying!!!! Not.

[PickelledEggs]

The 9s has a problem with the screen freezing and also automatically formatting the memory. It seems you're in hell, my friend

Sent from your mom.

[GSOgymrat]

I'm just waiting for all of you to leave so I can have the planet to myself and rifle through all your stuff.

[doorknob]

sorry but I don't plan on attending the rapture. I'll be here also rummaging through peoples things. The only thing I worry about is not knowing how to operate a power plant. Otherwise not real concerned. There will be plenty of canned food around for a long while.

[Mike Cl]

I just got ruptured--damn that hurts!  Wait................that was supposed to be rapture wasn't it? 

[GSOgymrat]

You don't need to operate a power plant, just use portable generators. Plenty of fuel around. The real dilemma is if one has an injury or illness. Believe me, I have thought this entire scenario through for years.

[Mike Cl]

You don't need to operate a power plant, just use portable generators. Plenty of fuel around. The real dilemma is if one has an injury or illness. Believe me, I have thought this entire scenario through for years.

There is a great book that deals with that.  It's called The Earth Abides.  A scientist is doing some research in the isolated hills of CA, when he is bitten by a rattlesnake.  After he recovers--just barely. So a week later he is just able to get to his vehicle and get to civilization.  Except that is now gone.  He learns from some 2/3 day old newspaper that a strange and deadly virus has wiped out nearly 90/95% of the population of the Earth.  It is a large book and deals with just that problem.  How does one survive alone (starting in San Francisco), and then the problems of trying to hook up with others.  It is very well done.