Rapture September 23, 2015. You Have Been Warned. (Again)

[Hakurei Reimu]

Babytooth owes me a plate of cookies.

Preferably chocolate chip/M&M's. Yummies.

[MagetheEntertainer]

I haven't been on this forum for a while, did the rapture happen or nah?

[Hijiri Byakuren]

I haven't been on this forum for a while, did the rapture happen or nah?

Well as far as I can tell, no Rapture hatches have been used, and there are no cases of whole sets of clothing laying around where people once stood.

[josephpalazzo]

Well as far as I can tell, no Rapture hatches have been used, and there are no cases of whole sets of clothing laying around where people once stood.

Pix or it isn't true.

[Baruch]

It would be a Jewish rapture in this case ... so Gentiles needn't be concerned ... and it is un-kosher to appear in public naked, so raptured Jews would still be fully dressed (but not in mixed fibers of course).

[1liesalot]

Doh!

[Baruch]

Happy 11 Tishrei 5776 BTW ;-)

[stromboli]

Oy vey?

[stromboli]

Didn't see no damn blood moon. I am disappoint. World ended yet? (pinches self) Ow. Nope. Now I am double disappoint.

[doorknob]

I didn't see the blood moon. Of course I was looking for my little psycho path son. I won't say more than that here.

Not surprised or disappointed that we are still here though. Wasn't even worried about it.

[josephpalazzo]

Didn't see no damn blood moon. I am disappoint. World ended yet? (pinches self) Ow. Nope. Now I am double disappoint.

I did see it last night, but it looked more like brown, the kind of color that comes out from the butt, not a pleasant sight.

[stromboli]

Month's not over yet. My rapture card is good until the 30th.

               

[kilodelta]

Who do I complain to about these missed appointments? I swear, I'll have my own damned rapture next time. And it'll have black jack and hookers.

[Munch]

Who do I complain to about these missed appointments? I swear, I'll have my own damned rapture next time. And it'll have black jack and hookers.

you know, I'd always find that an incontinence. I mean your playing blackjack, trying to win some money, and you keep getting distracted by the dancing hooker on the table, making you lose at your turn. I would say have a bar with bowling and grills, since the smell of grilled meat will drive you to win and get that bacon grilled cheese.
Plus hookers are expensive. 

[1liesalot]

Is Jesus Christ a lazy bastard or what?!