Rapture September 23, 2015. You Have Been Warned. (Again)

[stromboli]

Who cares as long as nothing interferes with-

Way ahead of you. Navy trained and all. Arrrrrr. 

[1liesalot]

Someone on Reddit planned to draw a picture of Mohammed every day until further notice. Not sure whether it's still going on but I hope it is.

[doorknob]

OH MY GOD! We are dangerously close to the rapture! Run and Hide atheists! Gods wrath is about to be incurred.

(sarcasm)

[stromboli]

Worth noting that nobody other than the zealous minded conservatives are really bothering with this. The local zealots have mostly gone underground since the whole thing was exposed in local media. Hope they are all wagging their fingers judgmentally at the rest of us from their bunkers.

[GSOgymrat]

Can't have a thread like this without

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AzqiPvGrkTo

[Green Bottle]

Somewhere in the world right now, hard core fundies are actively trying to trigger armaggedon/ww 111/end of days/ rupture etc. :sign0151:


We know all these predictions are bullshite, cos when something happens we'll have no fucking warning, and the religious nutjobs will all cry with joy cos their going to meet gawd.
And the rest of us will end up as zombies............

[stromboli]

Yeah and zombies don't give a shit. the opportunity to bite a believer is too good to pass up.

[Shiranu]

My body is ready.

[AllPurposeAtheist]

I'm just hoping to see some great snatch.

[stromboli]

Stromboli was going to make a comment about a "great snatch" and decided not to do something that might offend various feminists on the forum..... 

[Gawdzilla Sama]

Stromboli was going to make a comment about a "great snatch" and decided not to do something that might offend various feminists on the forum..... 

Yeah, no need to be a cunt about it.

[Mike Cl]

Yeah, no need to be a cunt about it.

That reminds me for no particular reason.  In the Army we have a 'cunt' cap.  It's official name is the Field Cap.  It's that long cloth cap usually worn with the dress uniform, and it folds down flat when not in use.  I was so used to using the slang name, that I used it a couple of times around my new wife.  That cured me of using it from then on. :))))  Well, at least around her.

[Gawdzilla Sama]

We called them "piss cutters".

[Draconic Aiur]

8hrs and 40mins to go

[Gawdzilla Sama]

But it's already the 23rd over a fair part of the planet.