Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux

[Nobody]

Yeah, I've been seeing Christmas lights up for a couple weeks now! 🎅 🤣

[the_antithesis]

What is that supposed to mean/be? I'm kinda slow.

I dunno but it rings a bell.

[Hydra009]

The Romans absolutely loved colors.  Red (maybe a tad less universally than depicted in films but still a lot), purple (imperial purple, it's in the name), blue, yellow, green, etc.

[Hydra009]

Scientist: We tried the drug on rats and more research is needed, but we think that it could possibly help inhibit the formation of certain kinds of tumors, but it's still too early to know for sure.

Media: Scientist cures all cancer!  People will soon live forever!

Preacher: Science is unreliable because it keeps flip-flopping.  One day, they say they cured cancer and the next day, they say they haven't.  Liars.  I'm the only one you can trust.  Now buy me a private jet and a senator.

[Gawdzilla Sama]

The trouble with trying to make people make sense is that they've never seen an example that connected.

[Hydra009]

[Nobody]

Is "pipe" a euphemism?

[Gawdzilla Sama]

Yep. "I'm goin' to see my girl tonight and lay some pipe!"

[Hydra009]

Is "pipe" a euphemism?

I swear, yall need to open up wikipedia and urban dictionary as spare tabs so my jokes can land more often.

[Gawdzilla Sama]

I'm retired Navy. Heard them all decades ago.

[Blackleaf]

Yep. "I'm goin' to see my girl tonight and lay some pipe!"

My first thought was that the character smoked weed. lol

[Gawdzilla Sama]

Nope. No dope. Just a dope.

[Hydra009]

[Gawdzilla Sama]

"You have every right to be batshit crazy, Mr. Jewell."
"Yeah, I earned it, I deserve it, and I'm not going to cheated out of it."

[Hydra009]