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Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux

Started by Nam, July 26, 2014, 08:19:18 PM

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Hydra009

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Blackleaf

Probably because there are so many fucking ants everywhere. There are ants in the crack of my driveway right now.
"Oh, wearisome condition of humanity,
Born under one law, to another bound;
Vainly begot, and yet forbidden vanity,
Created sick, commanded to be sound."
--Fulke Greville--

Hydra009



I imagine it is like thinking about a dream home versus actually pouring the cement.

Gawdzilla Sama

Sometimes I can't get the scene out of my head until it's engraved on some other medium. I write short stories just to have an image transferred to pixel and out of my head. I had seven three inch three-ring binders of my stories stolen a few years ago. When the suspect in the thief heard I was looking for him he panicked and threw the binders away, recycle bin. He should have climbed in after them. I hear he's doing lots better these days.
We 'new atheists' have a reputation for being militant, but make no mistake  we didn't start this war. If you want to place blame put it on the the religious zealots who have been poisoning the minds of the  young for a long long time."
PZ Myers





Hydra009



Reviewer: make your characters believable!  Look to real life for inspiration.
Me: Okay.
Reviewer: That character is obviously a malignant sociopath and people still like them?!  That seems unrealistic.
Me: ...

Hydra009



Me: how the everloving frell is the ecology going to work here?  What's the food web?  And oh my god, the economy.  I completely forgot about the economy!  How on Fantasia are people going to put a roof over their heads and food in the bellies here?  And magic is just a shark-jumper because the instant anyone figures out Expecto Reparo, so many people are going to lose their livelihoods...




Nobody

Is it better to be fucked up or fucked down? 🤔