You must love me or else

[Cassia]

Personally, I give Jesus a one in three chance that he was even historical. I notice the scholarship is changing slowly towards that direction. Not that it even matters. The gospels have unknown authors decades later who wrote in Greek, not Aramaic. The later they were written, the more detailed they get. Jesus has so may pagan god-traits, that alone should be unbearable for the masses, LOL.

Nobody was taking dictation. The historians of the time don't back up anything in the gospels (like the sun standing in place or zombies coming out of their graves"). They only record what the cult members were saying. Fair enough. People believe Joeseph Smith and his golden tablets dictated by the angel Moroni. Sure, they believed, some got killed for it. Then, Constantine made you believe, or else. Otherwise, all this would be gone by now.

None of the gospel writers said Jesus was a fair skinned blond. You would think they would mention that, LOL. That is obvious fascist Aryian propaganda. There are some fake middle age letters that say the same shit, of course. Because Christians are huge liars. Always have been, always will be. In fact, the most religious time are the DARK AGES. When morons reigned. Feudal bishops and warlords and serfdom. The rediscovery of reason and science is called "The Rennaissance" and later The Enlightenment. Theocracy was shunned in the West and people thrived.

Now we are headed back to the dark ages.

[Cassia]

Was it the part when Herod tried to tempt captive Jesus with his lascivious African dancing girls who "touch Christ lightly with their nude bodies" or is it the fair-hair and pale blue-eyed Nordic Jesus, Mary, Magdalene and John (Judas was dark of course) that has you believing? Perfect for the Jew hating fascist Maria who absolutely admires her stately Romans (proto-Italians) but when Jews show up: "Phew! Better so. We shall save streams of essences to remove their goatish smell from this place."

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Or is it the homoeroticism?
Jesus: "It does not matter, John. It is all over"; and He caresses him.

Jesus smiles, sits on the rustic mattress made of foliage picked in the wood. He bends and kisses the cheek of John, who opens his eyes and is dumbfounded at seeing Jesus. He sits up and says: "Do you need me? Here I am"

"No. I woke you up as I did the others, but you thought it was your mother. So I kissed you, as mothers do".

John, half naked in his undertunic, because he used his tunic and mantle as bed covers, clasps Jesus's neck and lays his head between Jesus's shoulder and cheek saying: "You are more than a mother! I left her for You, but I would not leave You for her! She bore me to the earth. You are bearing me to Heaven"

Little Maria was twiddling her clit fer sure. See, that's why the other Jewish offshoot cult, the Muslims snip them off. Imagine what the pile of clits and foreskins would look like.

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When you indoctrinate little children with bullshit talking-snake stories, candle-lit cathedral halls with incense and organ music, give us money time, speaking in Latin, kneel-stand-sit, eat flesh, drink blood, kneel-stand-sit, and endless chanting, this is what happens. It's all part of the bullshit. Then the Protestants replaced some of that with yelling, creationism, screaming hell threatening sermons, snake handling, bullhorn screaming on street corners and really shitty pop music.

What a fucking joke. It is so disappointing. These morons will be the end of us (as we commit ourselves into the hands of Jesus, Mohammad, or the next made-up ass clown.)

[Gawdzilla Sama]

Firstly, I'm a female, not a male. Secondly, I had more of a conversation with Cassia than with you, because all you have offered is mostly willful ignorance and ad hominems.

And you haven't risen to that height with your imaginary friend, who appears to live in your scrotum.