Donald is in trouble

[Hydra009]

He's too young and too broke to hide his tracks.

Not true.  According to his autobiography, he is over 300 years old and has over 8 gajillion space credits already, despite the currency's introduction to the Earth Empire in the late 24th century.

[ferdmonger]

https://apnews.com/article/trump-insurrection-14th-amendment-ballot-colorado-c699e7c00687be6bc4bedbaf4182e451

Seems the guy with a mere 91 pending felony charges just can't catch a break.

[Unbeliever]

Don-key Rump says that Hezbolla is "smart." But then, compared to Rump, Homer Simpson is smart.

[ferdmonger]

Homer Simpson?  Heck, I've known tomatoes smarter than Donald Trump.

[Unbeliever]

How will gag orders against Rump be enforced? Will he be jailed if he violates them?

[Unbeliever]

Did Rump really say that he's more famous than Jesus!? 🤣

[ferdmonger]

How will gag orders against Rump be enforced? Will he be jailed if he violates them?

Ideally, yes.

[ferdmonger]

Did Rump really say that he's more famous than Jesus!? 🤣

Don't know.  Jesus is pretty tight-lipped about the whole thing. 

[Hydra009]

#JustCultThings

[the_antithesis]

Sounds good to me.

Let's shove a live snake up his ass.

[Unbeliever]

They should gag him - with a rattlesnake.🐉

[Cassia]

Sounds good to me.

Let's shove a live snake up his ass.

Most of this has never been substantiated. It is a ploy to encourage martyrdom and useless sacrifice. Catholics especially love to play the "poor us" card.

[the_antithesis]

True, but I doubt the Donald would like to be a martyr all that much.

[Unbeliever]

Sounds good to me.

Let's shove a live snake up his ass.

They have no remains because they never existed.

[ferdmonger]

"They have no remains because they never existed."

Now there's a conundrum.  If history says you existed but never actually did, did you exist or not?  Damned if I know, but I still know Donald Trump is in trouble.