Donald is in trouble

[ferdmonger]

Because after Donald dies of hamberdercovfefeitis, nothing says competency more than President Carlson.

[Dark Lightning]

Someone on top of this please refresh my memory. Didn't Carlson get out of a lawsuit because it was decided in court that he was unbelievable? Can't be asked to research it.

[Hydra009]

Someone on top of this please refresh my memory. Didn't Carlson get out of a lawsuit because it was decided in court that he was unbelievable? Can't be asked to research it.

Pretty much.  These slimeballs try to have it both ways - the appearance and gravitas of news, but when they're called out on it, it's just entertainment and their "facts" are only meant to be taken as hyperbole and "non-literal commentary".  Well, if that's the case, wear a wig and some clownshoes.

And of course, that's not how their audience sees things.  Their audience doesn't think they're playing a character.  Their audience hangs on their every word, sometimes doing illegal stuff on their behalf, like voting twice or shooting up a pizza place.  But just like Dear Leader, they accept no responsibility at all.

[the_antithesis]

Isn't he the guy who complained the M&M's candy mascots weren't sexy enough for him anymore?

[Hydra009]

Isn't he the guy who complained the M&M's candy mascots weren't sexy enough for him anymore?

Yes.  A real touch-grass moment.

[Hydra009]

[the_antithesis]

Yes.  A real touch-grass moment.

Is that a weed joke?

[Hydra009]

You feeling okay, buddy?  Cause you look kinda...uhh...

[Hydra009]

Is that a weed joke?

No.  Saying that someone should touch grass means they're spending too much time on the internet and need to literally touch grass and reconnect with nature.

[the_antithesis]

No.  Saying that someone should touch grass means they're spending too much time on the internet and need to literally touch grass and reconnect with nature.

Or reality.

[Cassia]

You feeling okay, buddy?  Cause you look kinda...uhh...

He looks great, never better. And such an intelligent and knowledgeable gentleman too. His command of the English language is extraordinary. Someone to look up to and be inspired by.

[the_antithesis]

[Unbeliever]

His command of the English language is extraordinary.

Yeah, he's a cunning linguist.

[Mr.Obvious]

Or you could turn it into a museum of america's worst choices throughout history.

[Sargon The Grape]

Or you could turn it into a museum of america's worst choices throughout history.

I don't think Trump Tower is big enough to hold all of those.