Donald is in trouble

[Cassia]

Trump NFTs for sale...get em fast!

[Hydra009]

[Unbeliever]

Those NFTs are great - to poop on! 💩 🤣

[ferdmonger]

I'd be hard pressed to think of a more worthless investment.

[Cassia]

It's almost like the birth of a religion.

[Hydra009]

I'd be hard pressed to think of a more worthless investment.

Timeshare on Russian beachfront property near the Crimean bridge?

[Cassia]

Criminal Case Tracker
https://www.politico.com/interactives/2023/trump-criminal-investigations-cases-tracker-list/

[Hydra009]

$83 million

But the Presidential/Dictator hopeful urges voters to ignore the rape case he just lost lol, perhaps hoping that rape isn't a dealbreaker.  "I still have your vote, right?"

[Unbeliever]

It's just more "fake news. "
🤣

[Hydra009]

It's all okay, because trump is super religious - he's read all of the, umm what do you call it again?

Anyway, there's an image of him praying on FakeSocial.  A keen-eyed observer may notice that this "photo" has Trump with 6 fingers.  Haha that's definitely not because it's one of those AI-generated pictures.  Nope!  That's umm...a skin condition.  Press conference adjourned!  Just take a left at the dildo shop then a right at the crematorium to get to the parking lot.

[Unbeliever]

Hmmm, six fingers, huh? Maybe he's the guy who killed Inigo Montoya's father? 🤔

Trump doesn't pray, he preys.

[Mr.Obvious]

84 million for the defamation suit.

Was hoping a bit higher, but i understand this is already pretty high.

[Unbeliever]

The best way to punish rich people is to turn them into poor people.

[Unbeliever]

Ha! Don Jr. Says Tucker Carlson might be Trumpadumpagus's VP! 😱
🤣

[Hydra009]

Ha! Don Jr. Says Tucker Carlson might be Trumpadumpagus's VP! 😱
🤣

Equally as rational and respectable and has similar loyalties.  Makes sense.