Hey guys it's Notary Public! I'm back.

[YouMightRememberMe]

Please mods before you ban me.

I'm a changed man.
I swear to god in heaven above.

Please don't ban me.
I swear to god I won't shitpost anymore and I'll actually contribute thoughtfully to discussions. Give me a week trial period, I can prove it to you guys.

I've realized the error of my ways, all I want is to post with you guys with my old identity. I won't troll or shitpost anymore I promise.

Will you guys forgive me?
- NP

[YouMightRememberMe]

Okay maybe "swear to god" was a poor choice of words.
I swear on my honour as a man I won't shitpost.

[Smartmarzipan]

Oh, this should be fucking fun.

I'm way too drunk to deal with this right now (especially after all the crashes and changes), so I'm just going to put my two cents in and say "Ummmm....no fucking way." You know, especially considering that after throwing him the dungeon he still couldn't figure out how to post like a normal human being.

Ya shitbag.  [-(

[Shiranu]

Ooo... I haven't seen a "Banned" logo since the forum restarted. I think I might get to see one soon :).

[YouMightRememberMe]

Oh, this should be fucking fun.

I'm way too drunk to deal with this right now (especially after all the crashes and changes), so I'm just going to put my two cents in and say "Ummmm....no fucking way." You know, especially considering that after throwing him the dungeon he still couldn't figure out how to post like a normal human being.

Ya shitbag.  [-(

Please let me stay. I won't shitpost I promise.

[wolf39us]

I don't know em, so I have no opinion

[YouMightRememberMe]

I don't know em, so I have no opinion

The users here who do know me will often exaggerate how bad of a poster I was. I'm not as bad as they say I am, deep down I'm actually an okay person.

Oh god two mods have seen my thread already, I feel like a cornered animal on the run.

[gussy]

Hi Notary.  How are thing in The Canadas these days?

[missingnocchi]

No comment... fuck

[YouMightRememberMe]

Hi Notary.  How are thing in The Canadas these days?

They're okay. Figure I'll start an electrician apprenticeship soon
Buying a car in the coming month so I'm excited, figure I'll go for some piece of shit Corolla since I'm poor.

What's up with you?

[Aroura33]

Yeah, his begging is already degrading into "shitposts". He's just bored and trolling us...again.

Do we get to vote democratically?  If so, my vote: No Effing Way.

[YouMightRememberMe]

Yeah, his begging is already degrading into "shitposts". He's just bored and trolling us...again.
Do we get to vote democratically?  If so, my vote: No Effing Way.

Don't you believe in second chances?
I always supported you Aroura, the old me never insulted you (which is more than I can say for most of the posters on this site, sadly)...

[wolf39us]

Yeah, his begging is already degrading into "shitposts". He's just bored and trolling us...again.

Do we get to vote democratically?  If so, my vote: No Effing Way.

We'll take it to an actual vote.

**POLL ADDED**

[gussy]

Hi Notary.  How are thing in The Canadas these days?

They're okay. Figure I'll start an electrician apprenticeship soon
Buying a car in the coming month so I'm excited, figure I'll go for some piece of shit Corolla since I'm poor.

What's up with you?

Things are good.  I'll try and stick up for you but it is looking a little hostile.

[Aroura33]

Yeah, his begging is already degrading into "shitposts". He's just bored and trolling us...again.
Do we get to vote democratically?  If so, my vote: No Effing Way.

Don't you believe in second chances?
I always supported you Aroura, the old me never insulted you (which is more than I can say for most of the posters on this site, sadly)...

True, you never did insult me, but I do feel the mods have given you more than one second chance.  I think they gave you 3 or 4 already.  And I'm just basing this off your current posts, which seem, I'll just be honest here, less than sincere.  Like you are just having fun at this forums' expense.  But hey, it's not my call.  If you get let back in, then you have my best wishes.  Actually, you have those either way.  :-D