101 reasons not to be an atheist

[Atheon]

24. I can blow up my enemies and be rewarded in paradise with 72 virgins.

[Atheon]

25. I have an excuse to justify my hatred of people I deem lesser.

[Desdinova]

26.  I can become a priest and fuck all those cute little altar boys without fear of punishment because my employer will cover it up.

[Munch]

27. I get to be hungry and poor while my boss, the pope, sits on a throne of gold :D

[Desdinova]

28. Free crackers and grape juice!

[Munch]

29. God gets to have my foreskin :D

[kilodelta]

30. Women must obey me as a man.

[Desdinova]

31.  You get to hang this on your wall.

[kilodelta]

33. I get to get upset at people for saying "happy holidays."

[kilodelta]

32. I get to pretend mistakes were on purpose. (next is 34)

[Munch]

34. I get to ignore history and science in place of stories about talking snakes and horses that can fly to the moon.

[GrinningYMIR]

35. As a non-atheist, I can learn about how evil and sinful feeling horny is

[Unbeliever]

I'll start:
1. It gives no hope for the afterlife. (because after all, an after life after a miserable life here would certainly be a fucking improvement eh? LOLOOL)

Maybe no hope, but no fear either, as has been pointed out.



Hey, how about Easter Egg hunts? Can atheists do those? I sure hope so, it's my favorite religious ritual!

[kilodelta]

36. As a non-atheist, I could answer any challenge to my opinion by saying "I have faith."

[aitm]

37. As a non-atheist I could say, I know what it seems to say, but thats not what it really means, because you don't believe so you can't understand what it really means.