Have You Ever...?

[GSOgymrat]

Ever pick up a really hot chick, go to her place for some wholesome, good old fashion sex only to be disappointed to learn she had a penis?

No, but I danced with a looker in a tux and after a few minutes of conversation she said "You think I'm a guy, don't you." I said "Uh... yes, yes I did." We kept dancing.

Have you ever realized that the qualities that initially attracted you to someone are the same qualities that annoy the crap out of you?

[stromboli]

Unfortunately yes. Didn't marry her.

Ever smash a watermelon just to watch it die?

[renasimplified]

Ever smash a watermelon just to watch it die?

Yes, many fruits died by my hands. I am a curious cat =^_^=

Have you ever spit, or performed some other grotesque act to someone else's food or drink?

[Green Bottle]

Unfortunately yes. Didn't marry her.
Ever smash a watermelon just to watch it die?

Senseless violence against Fruit is just Evil...

Yes, many fruits died by my hands. I am a curious cat =^_^=

Have you ever spit, or performed some other grotesque act to someone else's food or drink?

No, but i know people who have..

Have you ever spent the night in the cells for Singing in the street while Drunk...?

[AllPurposeAtheist]

Senseless violence against Fruit is just Evil...
No, but i know people who have..

Have you ever spent the night in the cells for Singing in the street while Drunk...?

There aren't many things I haven't done drunk to disqualify me from enjoying the company of fellow drunks in cells.. Well.. There ARE a few exceptions..  This is best left to your collective imaginations..

Have you ever gotten a dog so drunk he accidentally hangs himself?

[Aletheia]

There aren't many things I haven't done drunk to disqualify me from enjoying the company of fellow drunks in cells.. Well.. There ARE a few exceptions..  This is best left to your collective imaginations..

Have you ever gotten a dog so drunk he accidentally hangs himself?

No. But we did have a dog named "Whiskey" with a taste for beer.

Have you ever been so completely misunderstood by someone who made the assumption that you must be stupid, even though it's most likely the other way around?

[GrinningYMIR]

Yes


Have you ever ERP'd ?

[AllPurposeAtheist]

No. But we did have a dog named "Whiskey" with a taste for beer.

Have you ever been so completely misunderstood by someone who made the assumption that you must be stupid, even though it's most likely the other way around?

Every fucking day I've been alive..  So tell me something about yourself..

[Munch]

Yes


Have you ever ERP'd ?

All the time with my bf in wow. Its awesome, having sexy encounters with our characters.

Have you ever reached a hand on to grab something, only to find it coming in contact with something living that shouldn't be there?

[GrinningYMIR]

Yes, fucking spider, I shit my pants


Have you ever blared something like video game music really loudly and looked to the car next to you like "sup"

[dtq123]

Yes, fucking spider, I shit my pants


Have you ever blared something like video game music really loudly and looked to the car next to you like "sup"

Yeah, It was the Market theme from legend of Zelda, I ended up selling a necklace for $10 XD

Have you ever been to http://knowyourmeme.com/?

[stromboli]

I have now. Spiders? Meh, buncha pussies.

Have you ever introduced a girl to a friend and she turned out to be a total loser?

[trdsf]

Nope.  I'm the loser friend that gets introduced around.  :D

Ever gone commando only to discover there was a hole in your trousers?

[stromboli]

Nope.  I'm the loser friend that gets introduced around.  :D

Ever gone commando only to discover there was a hole in your trousers?

I don't even know where to start.......

There is no intelligent way a straight man can answer that.

[Atheon]

I have worn boxers with the loose open fly, and over it I wore trousers I forgot  to zip up. After leaving the house and walking around  in public for a few minutes, I realized that my "Mr. Peebody" was exposed to the great outdoors. No idea if anyone saw it.