Have You Ever...?

[Aletheia]

I'm not going to lie, I saw this idea elsewhere and thought it could be a fun game with limitless possibilities when left in the hands of godless atheists. So, like the heathen that I am, I stole it and feel no guilt for my crime.

So, the rules are easy enough:

• Answer the question in the post before you.
• Ask, "Have you ever...?" Inserting whatever you'd like to ask.

Let's get started!

Have you ever been locked out of your house while inappropriately dressed?

[AllPurposeAtheist]

No. Have you ever had your penis surgically removed and made into a lampshade for a Christmas present for grandma?

Might want to modify the rules. I'm not good with rules though..

[stromboli]

Hell no.

Have you ever been felt up by a person of your same sex in a religiously themed environment?

[SGOS]

Nope, never done that.  Have you ever figured out what we are supposed to accomplish here?

[AllPurposeAtheist]

Have you ever gone into the earwax candle making business?

[stromboli]

No. Have you ever flushed your ears out with Hydrogen Peroxide?

[GrinningYMIR]

Yes

Have you ever gotten into a car accident?

[stromboli]

Yes. Have you ever killed another species inadvertently with your car?

[Mermaid]

Yes. Have you ever killed another species inadvertently with your car?

Yes. :(

Have you ever kissed a dog on the lips?

[Solitary]

No!  Have you ever fucked a star?

[GrinningYMIR]

Nope

Have you ever blown something up?

[Jason78]

Yes.  You should have asked if I did it on purpose.

Have you ever fallen in love with someone you shouldn't have fallen in love with?

[GrinningYMIR]

Yes, bad bit that was...


Have you ever eaten a gas station sandwich?

[SGOS]

Have you ever eaten a gas station sandwich?

Yes, it came out of a vending machine, but even worse:

Have you recently bought a sandwich during a Delta Airlines flight?

[stromboli]

No. Have you ever sucked gas out of somebody else's vehicle with a hose?