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Started by Nam, July 26, 2014, 08:19:18 PM

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Hijiri Byakuren

Black lives matter, feminism is good, religion is bullshit, and if you disagree with me on any of these points you are a fucking moron.<br /><br />Sargon The Grape - My Youtube Channel

Gawdzilla Sama

We 'new atheists' have a reputation for being militant, but make no mistake  we didn't start this war. If you want to place blame put it on the the religious zealots who have been poisoning the minds of the  young for a long long time."
PZ Myers

kilodelta

Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on August 02, 2014, 08:22:11 AM
I hope there's a key handy in the toilet.

Of course. Each Hobby Lobby toilet attendant is there with the key to ensure they don't play with anything while it's unlocked.
Faith: pretending to know things you don't know

PickelledEggs

Quote from: Hijiri Byakuren on August 02, 2014, 08:16:42 AM
Of course it would be Hobby Lobby. :lol:
I'm pretty sure that's a photoshopped image, although it is hilarious... in a depressing way. :lol:

Nam

Mad cow disease...it's not just for cows, or the mad!

Hijiri Byakuren

Quote from: Nam on August 02, 2014, 09:42:20 PM


-Nam
Gay sex is okay as long as it's Jesus doing the penetrating.

Christians are God's flock. Guess God must be Scottish Welsh.

If we're all God's children, doesn't this statement make Jesus a sex offender?
Black lives matter, feminism is good, religion is bullshit, and if you disagree with me on any of these points you are a fucking moron.<br /><br />Sargon The Grape - My Youtube Channel

Nam

Quote from: Hijiri Byakuren on August 02, 2014, 10:05:20 PM
Gay sex is okay as long as it's Jesus doing the penetrating.

Christians are God's flock. Guess God must be Scottish Welsh.

If we're all God's children, doesn't this statement make Jesus a sex offender?

[Spoiler]99 bottles of love on the wall

I loved many girls each night
they were like
individually wrapped
acid trips
sweat and cum made
the sheets warm and cozy
the lights were pretty
like disco balls in studio 69
and when I grew tired
I'd lay there and dream
of heaven while being raped
by the love of a woman
while I slept

I'd see jesus in front of me
and he'd tell me to get
undressed and I would call him
a fag and say I didn't swing
that way
but
it was jesus
if I didn't swing perhaps
I'd go to hell
so I undressed and
woke up to a guy
sucking my cock
it felt strangely fine
and I let it happen

jesus wanted it to happen

the nights were abstract
the stars seemed to move
like spaceships
we wanted to go home
and we cried out loud
for them to rescue us
from a world at war with itself

vietnam was waking us up to love
yet our government was killing
us

I burnt a flag on capitol hill
and got beaten with a club
by some pansy cop who looked
like he was the re-incarnated
jesus who went down on me
that other night

I've been photographed in incense
and burned as a god
yet the god I am is the god they are
and there's nothing more
I can do but hope that life's
more than a re-occurring trip
and not held in the palm of a white man
who calls himself a leader

true leaders don't send young men and women
to die in a battle
that they obviously will not come back from
and if they do
they won't be whole
they won't
be innocent anymore

they'll be fucked and raped
like a little girl
finding out her daddy hates her

I've seen more on tv
than what they show
or perhaps
it's all just a show
and we are the puppets
waiting for our strings
to be cut
or for us to cut
them
ourselves

give me a gun
I'll assassinate Kennedy
just so I can dream of
not being drafted
dream of being fucked
by many women
know that jesus loves me
dance in a crowd
and see better stars
at night




David Garrett Arnold
May 16 2006[/spoiler]

-Nam
Mad cow disease...it's not just for cows, or the mad!



PickelledEggs



Hydra009


PickelledEggs


Hydra009

Quote from: PickelledEggs on August 04, 2014, 11:47:00 AMlol I've had that phone signature for a LONG time now. You just noticed it? :lol:
Nope.  Laughing at how well it combos with the image.

PickelledEggs

Quote from: Hydra009 on August 04, 2014, 11:51:30 AM
Nope.  Laughing at how well it combos with the image.
Lmao

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