Post your funny pictures here!!!

[Hydra009]

[Nam]

-Nam

[The Skeletal Atheist]

Even wearing a helmet:

http://www.bikersrights.com/statistics/twisting.html

http://youtube.com/watch?v=Lwy8LOQkIJs&list=RDdzraxSzxtU8

-Nam

Actual quote from a forensics text book of mine: "While motorcycle helmets reduce the incidence of head trauma in low-speed accidents, at moderate and high speeds their sole function is to prevent brain matter from being spread over the highway."

Source: Forensic Pathology: Second Edition  ISBN 0-8493-0072-X Page 302

(Yes that's not MLA or APA, but it's cited and I don't feel like editing it to MLA or APA)

[Nam]

If I want to squish brain with my car...that's my business. Why does roadkill get all the fun?

-Nam

[Gawdzilla Sama]

[The Skeletal Atheist]

If I want to squish brain with my car...that's my business. Why does roadkill get all the fun?

-Nam

Lol. If you're looking for dead pan and dark humor in a text book, read a forensics text book. The authors would probably deny it's deadpan humor, and maybe I'm looking into it to much, but shit if some of the stuff I have read hasn't been humorous just from the absurdity of it.

[Gawdzilla Sama]

[AllPurposeAtheist]

This question is not a math problem. I don't think the given results have to do anything with being stupid either. It's about not being used to think in numbers, esp. when there is shift in expression. The expression 'half my age' and 2 being half of 4 confuse people. I bet if they expressed the question like 'when I was 4, my sister was 2' results would be different. But then it would lose the trick and that's why the problem is not about math, but more like paying attention to it. And also if you have experiences with these questions, you are more likely to answer them correctly.

Or it could just be that some people are just fucking stupid and deserve to be laughed at....not that there's anything inherently funny about stupidity.

[AllPurposeAtheist]

Actual quote from a forensics text book of mine: "While motorcycle helmets reduce the incidence of head trauma in low-speed accidents, at moderate and high speeds their sole function is to prevent brain matter from being spread over the highway."

Source: Forensic Pathology: Second Edition  ISBN 0-8493-0072-X Page 302

(Yes that's not MLA or APA, but it's cited and I don't feel like editing it to MLA or APA)

I write forensic science text books now? I heard taking ambien will make people do strange things in their sleep, but I had no idea I'd been writing forensic textbooks in my sleep.

[AllPurposeAtheist]

Yup, smokestacks on the sun..

[AllPurposeAtheist]

Stop killing elephants in space and remember how sensitive jaguars are.

[AllPurposeAtheist]

So what further proof do you need for creationism to be true? What? REAL dinosaurs and REAL cowboys or something?

[The Skeletal Atheist]

I write forensic science text books now? I heard taking ambien will make people do strange things in their sleep, but I had no idea I'd been writing forensic textbooks in my sleep.

If your last name is DeMaio then you have some royalties to collect.

[Hydra009]

[AllPurposeAtheist]