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Started by Mr_C, November 17, 2006, 02:44:26 PM

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Jason78

Quote from: drunkenshoe on May 15, 2014, 02:42:37 AM
She is in a mall. First two things come to mind that she is either one of those people who can't go to a public toilet (I know a some here, usually a female trait) or she is with a health problem.

Are you seriously trying to tell me that a person would rather shove a catheter up their urethra than suffer the discomfort of using a public bathroom?
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Jason78

Quote from: drunkenshoe on May 15, 2014, 02:46:14 AM
Bad job. His face DOES NOT say anything of the sort. Not even close.

His face seems to suggest, "Ew!  What the hell did you just say?"
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Quote from: drunkenshoe on May 15, 2014, 02:42:37 AM
She is in a mall. First two things come to mind that she is either one of those people who can't go to a public toilet (I know a some here, usually a female trait) or she is with a health problem. She could also be coming from far away, if we think your country is so fucking huge that there aren't stops often in short distances as we have. In short, it's unlikely that she wearing it for kicks. Doesn't matter how weird, it's different when people are home. We go around naked, we fart, do everything we would never do in public. Having said that yes it is weir to wear that so not to got to a toilet during a sports game.

I think the weird thing how Walmart and people who shop in these malls are treated.  It's like as if this chain is some sort of a new country by itself in US itself. :lol: (Observation from usual dialogues, haven't been to one. I will at first chance find and go to one when I visit US again. Something tells me, there is a lot to learn about American society there. )

I gotta agree, didn't see much funny about it. People with medical problems aren't some grand source of humor to me although occasionally some thingd do seem funny.
I'm typically not going to go posting everyone's medical problems all over the Internet.
Having said that I've never meet anyone, anywhere, ever so lazy as to have to strap a device to their leg to pee into and then have the nerve to walk around in a public store.

But yeah shoe, it's definitely worth paying several thousand dollars to fly to the US JUST to find the occasional really weird fuck the rest of the world is missing out on because everyone knows that there are no weird fucks outside of Walmart in the US.
Personally if you ask me they ALL post to this site.  :whistle:
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Maybe the expression is that of saying,  Wow! I'm so lame that a pretty woman flirting with me is to overwelming that I'm unable to spit out the words, 'NOT before marriage WHORE!'

Somehow I have the hunch that isn't the case though.
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AllPurposeAtheist

Walmart is just more or less just a meme of sorts. I've been to hundreds of Walmarts and you don't really see anymore weird shit there than anywhere else. I think it has to do more with people are inherently snobs and think their own shit doesn't stink.
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Jason78

Quote from: drunkenshoe on May 15, 2014, 05:31:33 AM
I hope that's a joke or I am worried about your ability to read facial expressions.  :eyes:

Look at his body language.   He's pulling away from her as much as he can without falling over backwards.
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Quote from: AllPurposeAtheist on May 15, 2014, 05:44:02 AM
Walmart is just more or less just a meme of sorts. I've been to hundreds of Walmarts and you don't really see anymore weird shit there than anywhere else. I think it has to do more with people are inherently snobs and think their own shit doesn't stink.
Well, if they posted pictures of the millions of ordinary people the weird ones would get lost in the crowd.

BTW, I've only seen two people in a Walmart in their pajamas, a couple of kids.
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I have seen some weird... weird people at walmart. Especially when you go in at 3 in the morning for the lawlz... lawrdy...
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Quote from: GalacticBusDriver on May 15, 2014, 10:00:21 PM

I'm going to start carrying around sidewalk chalk from now on.

I don't know about your area, btw, but in NJ if someone parks like that, if anyone hits you and you park like that, it's your fault because you parked like a douchebag.

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