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[the_antithesis]

Anyone wanna know my boobs size? anyone?

Ok :(

Is this a blind taste test?

[PickelledEggs]

Anyone wanna know my boobs size? anyone?

Ok :(

I don't think I have ever read such a stupid question in my life.

Of course we want to know your boob size.

[frosty]

I don't think I have ever read such a stupid question in my life.

Of course we want to know your boob size.

I wanted to say 'I would only like to know her boob size if she lived around my area' but that would make me sound like a huuuuuuuuuuuge creep. At least I think so.

[The Skeletal Atheist]

So for secular reasons against homosexuality you have:

1: If everyone were homosexual the world (humanity) would end.

Me calling you a dumb fuckhead was right on the mark, it seems. Do you honestly think that homosexuality being accepted by society would make every man jump on a cock like it was made of pure bliss and every woman immediately slime themselves with wet pussy like it was a goddamn slip and slide? Cause that's the only way your reasoning makes any sense, and if you honestly think that you are a fucking retard. There are several pro-gay members on this forum, but as far as I can tell only the gay or bisexual ones have ever wanted to shake up with the same sex.

Shit, by your metric celibacy is also wrong, because if everyone were celibate humanity would end. Better start slutting it up and popping out babies before your eggs dry up.

2: It is unnatural.

Forfiet your clothes, computer, car, and anything else you may possess. The next time you eat, it better be something you killed with your bare hands, and no cooking it either. Nature calls.

Now maybe you'll eventually be able to find out how to determine ethics without a giant book someday, but that would require thought.

[PickelledEggs]

I wanted to say 'I would only like to know her boob size if she lived around my area' but that would make me sound like a huuuuuuuuuuuge creep. At least I think so.

Lol yeah that would have been a bit creepy

Sent from your mom.

[Hydra009]

Me calling you a dumb fuckhead was right on the mark, it seems.

To be fair, you could accuse newbie theists of that randomly and you'd be right most of the time.  We're certainly on a roll lately.  Maybe our fair site is like a beacon for evangelists with less sense than conviction.  Or maybe everyone has a dumb streak which the faithful disproportionately proudly put on display.

[christy starseeker]

I don't think I have ever read such a stupid question in my life.

Of course we want to know your boob size.

My breasts are massive,round jiggly E-cup brabusters , now i technically can't PROVE this without physical evidence but you see,if you have faith and believe they are then one day you will have a reward in marshmallow heaven. Do you accept titties as your lord and savior? :D

[PickelledEggs]

My breasts are massive,round jiggly E-cup brabusters , now i technically can't PROVE this without physical evidence but you see,if you have faith and believe they are then one day you will have a reward in marshmallow heaven. Do you accept titties as your lord and savior? :D

I praise the tittes! But I'm going to need proof. As aitm says, nude pics or it didn't happen.

Sent from your mom.

[Nam]

My breasts are massive,round jiggly E-cup brabusters , now i technically can't PROVE this without physical evidence but you see,if you have faith and believe they are then one day you will have a reward in marshmallow heaven. Do you accept titties as your lord and savior? :D

I believe you, and you do have evidence. It's the push back of words next to punctuation. Either that or you're incapable of hitting the space bar when prompted but I think it's your tits. Bothers me a little less.

-Nam

[DunkleSeele]

Do you accept titties as your lord and savior? :D

Worship boobs? Now, THAT's a religion I can join!

[christy starseeker]

I believe you, and you do have evidence. It's the push back of words next to punctuation. Either that or you're incapable of hitting the space bar when prompted but I think it's your tits. Bothers me a little less.

-Nam

Actually you can blame that on a lack of proper education :P my mom took me out of school at a young age to teach me about god and stuff.it's still hard for me to get grammar and punctuation  down pat DX

er,i mean yes. it's the tits.

Worship boobs? Now, THAT's a religion I can join!

And ass,especially the ass...and boobs.

[Nam]

Actually you can blame that on a lack of proper education :P my mom took me out of school at a young age to teach me about god and stuff.it's still hard for me to get grammar and punctuation  down pat DX

That's not a good enough excuse: I never graduated high school <---- that's an excuse. Of course, I actually never did graduate high school, or junior high, or elementary, and I have the report cards to prove it. They just passed me. I'm poor at math; they didn't care, they passed everyone especially those failing.  Give you an idea what summer school was like for us: no matter what subject you failed if you walked around the track once a day, and learned the history of Orlando you got an A. They didn't give a fuck if we learned anything. Most teachers got paid less than janitors so in defiance almost every single one of them treated all their students like shit. Orange County education from 1982-1995.

That, my big boob gal is an excuse but as Mark Twain once said, "Don't let schooling interfere with your education.".

er,i mean yes. it's the tits.

And ass,especially the ass...and boobs.

Big ass, huh? I knew it!

-Nam

[christy starseeker]

That's not a good enough excuse: I never graduated high school <---- that's an excuse. Of course, I actually never did graduate high school, or junior high, or elementary, and I have the report cards to prove it. They just passed me. I'm poor at math; they didn't care, they passed everyone especially those failing.  Give you an idea what summer school was like for us: no matter what subject you failed if you walked around the track once a day, and learned the history of Orlando you got an A. They didn't give a fuck if we learned anything. Most teachers got paid less than janitors so in defiance almost every single one of them treated all their students like shit. Orange County education from 1982-1995.

That, my big boob gal is an excuse but as Mark Twain once said, "Don't let schooling interfere with your education.".

i never even finished elementary school XD i still gotta get a ged xD but i wasn't trying to make an excuse,i admit i'm stupid :P

[Jason78]

Do you honestly think that homosexuality being accepted by society would make every man jump on a cock like it was made of pure bliss and every woman immediately slime themselves with wet pussy like it was a goddamn slip and slide?

They say that I'm a dreamer.
But I'm not the only one.

Some day you'll join us, and the world will live as one :)

[Nam]

i never even finished elementary school XD i still gotta get a ged xD but i wasn't trying to make an excuse,i admit i'm stupid :P

It's okay to be stupid...just not in public.

;-)

-Nam