Christian Boy Dies, Meets Allah in Heaven

Started by stromboli, May 07, 2014, 11:41:19 AM

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stromboli

#15
May 07, 2014, 05:07:53 PM
Quote from: AllPurposeAtheist on May 07, 2014, 03:54:01 PM
I'm not even going to comment on the self proclaimed virgins on this site...the poor bastards. :shifty:

It is a new world, AP. Back in my day I wouldn't admit to being a virgin when I was 12.

Mandingo

#16
May 08, 2014, 10:06:44 PM
Plus, for a couple hundred bucks you can get your hymen restored surgically. 5 minute job. Plus the travel expenses, of course.

So virginity doesn't really mean anything anymore. It's a commodity. Just like sainthood.

PickelledEggs

#17
May 08, 2014, 11:14:55 PM
Quote from: Solitary on May 07, 2014, 02:23:59 PM

YOU ARE A GOD! Solitary
Since we re-defined the prerequisites for the title "god" (see the"how much" thread) all that you need is to occasionally walk around in your underwear all day. Going by that, I'm sure stromboli is a god... or at least can be. WE ALL CAN BE GODS IF WE JUST TAKE OFF OUR PANTS

ApostateLois

#18
May 10, 2014, 01:43:01 PM
If I ever die and go to heaven, I want to meet Ganesha, the Archangel Michael, and George Carlin.
"Now we see through a glass dumbly." ~Crow, MST3K #903, "Puma Man"

Mandingo

#19
May 11, 2014, 09:05:35 PM
Quote from: ApostateLois on May 10, 2014, 01:43:01 PM
If I ever die and go to heaven, I want to meet Ganesha, the Archangel Michael, and George Carlin.

I understand why George Carlin. But why the other 2?

ApostateLois

#20
May 11, 2014, 10:15:12 PM
Ganesha has an elephant head. Elephants are cool. I want to know if that trunk makes him popular with the ladies...IF you know what I mean. And Michael is kinda hot. GgrrrAOWWR!


"Now we see through a glass dumbly." ~Crow, MST3K #903, "Puma Man"

Mandingo

#21
May 12, 2014, 08:50:17 AM
Quote from: ApostateLois on May 11, 2014, 10:15:12 PM
Ganesha has an elephant head. Elephants are cool. I want to know if that trunk makes him popular with the ladies...IF you know what I mean.

Ha! And they say size isn't everything!

Solitary

#22
May 31, 2014, 05:26:15 PM
Just think what a giraffe could do with that long neck and tongue, and they are kind of cute with their long eye lashes. .  :naughty:  :biggrin2: Solitary
There is nothing more frightful than ignorance in action.

Mandingo

#23
May 31, 2014, 09:46:05 PM
Quote from: Solitary on May 31, 2014, 05:26:15 PM
Just think what a giraffe could do with that long neck and tongue, and they are kind of cute with their long eye lashes. .  :naughty:  :biggrin2: Solitary

Wait till you see their dicks come out! Can you handle 2'6" by an 8" circumference...?

Nam

#24
July 09, 2014, 06:16:09 PM
Quote from: Solitary on May 07, 2014, 11:46:38 AM
72 beautiful woman, but he never heard of Allah.  :wtff:  :rotflmao: Solitary

Did he count all the women? Was he there that long? And, I thought only martyrs got the 72 women?

-Nam
Mad cow disease...it's not just for cows, or the mad!

MagetheEntertainer

#25
July 11, 2014, 12:54:02 PM
Even though this story is satire I just gotta say how did he know that he was Allah and not God?  I'm sure that there are a few dozen virgins floating around even in christian heaven.  So did he just think that God was Allah because the God he saw had brown skin?  Maybe the god he saw was not Allah and just God after getting back from a tanning session.
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