Christian Boy Dies, Meets Allah in Heaven

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http://dailycurrant.com/2014/05/05/christian-boy-dies-for-3-minutes-meets-allah-in-heaven/

A young Christian boy who briefly died on a surgeon’s operating table this weekend says he met someone named Allah in heaven.

Bobby Anderson, the son of a well-known Christian pastor in Atlanta, suffered internal injuries from an automobile accident and was technically dead for 3 minutes before being resuscitated. During that time the 12-year-old claims he visited the afterlife and spoke to several leading figures of the Islamic religion.

“I didn’t see Jesus anywhere,” he told WGCL news after the ordeal. “There was someone named Allah. And someone named Mohammad. And there were 72 very beautiful women all around me.

“But I didn’t see anyone in my family. Not even grandma and grandpa. Everyone there had darker skin. They weren’t like us at all.

“I asked my father ‘Why wasn’t Jesus in heaven daddy?’ He couldn’t give me an answer. I’d never heard of Allah before this, but now I’m gonna read more about him. He seems pretty real to me.”

Bobby Anderson’s story bears striking similarities to that of Colton Burpo, a pastor’s son who briefly died during surgery and later claimed to have met with Jesus in heaven.

Coulton’s story was told in the popular book Heaven is For Real, which is now a major motion picture starring Greg Kinnear and Thomas Hayden Church.


It is on the internet and therefore has to be real. 

[Moralnihilist]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WPwxgml0Q3A

[Hydra009]

Can't tell if satire or copycat.

[Solitary]

72 beautiful woman, but he never heard of Allah.    Solitary

[stromboli]

Satire. The Currant is similar to the Onion.

[SGOS]

Satire. The Currant is similar to the Onion.

Well, that explains it.  Still, I'd almost like to believe it was a real story.

[Hydra009]

Well, that explains it.  Still, I'd almost like to believe it was a real story.

Plus, I could definitely see Muslims latching onto an Islamic version of Heaven is For Real.

[AllPurposeAtheist]

Heaven exists, but you have to die and come back to life in the hospital to experience it. Everyone knows that.  It might have been 72 hot nurses, but who would bother to count them in the 3 minutes "not quite alive"?

[stromboli]

71 virgins. I got there first. 

[AllPurposeAtheist]

71 virgins. I got there first. 

71 virgin screaming, "WHORE!"

[Solitary]

71 virgins. I got there first. 

YOU ARE A GOD! Solitary

[AllPurposeAtheist]

I'm casting stones anyway even if I'm not without sin. **casssssst!

[Hakurei Reimu]

Plus, I could definitely see Muslims latching onto an Islamic version of Heaven is For Real.

You think they won't anyway?

[stromboli]

70 virgins. Levitra. 

[AllPurposeAtheist]

 I'm not even going to comment on the self proclaimed virgins on this site...the poor bastards.