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Started by blargg, April 28, 2014, 12:49:48 AM

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blargg

If god doesn't exist who wrote the bible!?
~ god works in mysterious ways doesn't exist ~

PickelledEggs

What are you talking about? You're right here. Now we have to change the name of the forum to Theistforums.com

Wolf is going to hate that. Registering a new domain... he already put in a lot of work to the site. Maybe we can just look at the current name like it says atheistforums.com...

as in "a theist forums"

there you go, wolf. no extra work on the domain needed thanks to your friendly neighborhood pickelledeggs

stromboli

#2
Sheepherders.

Or you can always, like, look shit up.
http://www.straightdope.com/columns/read/1985/who-wrote-the-bible-part-1

stromboli

God also wrote the Koran

God also wrote the Egyptian Book of the Dead

God also wrote the Book of Mormon

God also wrote the Tibetan Book of the Dead

God also wrote the Kabbalah

God also wrote the Necronomicon

Harry Potter, the Lord of the Rings, Wuthering Heights and Salem's Lot.

blargg

Just answer the question please.

QuoteIf god doesn't exist who wrote the bible!?
~ god works in mysterious ways doesn't exist ~

stromboli

Read the fucking link. It is not our job to fucking educate you.

blargg

Help I'm being oppressed!!!
~ god works in mysterious ways doesn't exist ~

Mr.Obvious

Stromboli can opress God.
Hence Stromboli is more powerfull than God.
Stromboli is our super-God-Overlord from now on.
Praise Stromboli!
"If we have to go down, we go down together!"
- Your mum, last night, requesting 69.

Atheist Mantis does not pray.

PickelledEggs

Does that make stromboli a god?

Sent via your mom


PickelledEggs

Who would have guessed that god would be siding with atheists.

I guess that means we got it right!!!

stromboli

Information can be acquired with a little effort. If you feel oppressed because we don't want to waste our time spoon feeding you information when you can do it yourself, well then grab a crying towel.

Gawdzilla Sama

Quote from: God on April 28, 2014, 12:49:48 AM
If god doesn't exist who wrote the bible!?
I think you mean The Bronze Age Goat-herders' Anthology of Campfire Tales for Boys: God's Little Instruction Manual for Handling Slaves, Sex Slaves, Kitchen Help, Naughty Offspring, Babysitters and the Soon-to-be-extinct Tribes Next Door. Now with The Egomaniacal Hippie and His All-Boy Posse Hang Out in Palestine.
We 'new atheists' have a reputation for being militant, but make no mistake  we didn't start this war. If you want to place blame put it on the the religious zealots who have been poisoning the minds of the  young for a long long time."
PZ Myers

GrinningYMIR

Quote from: stromboli on April 28, 2014, 01:40:20 AM
God also wrote the Koran

God also wrote the Egyptian Book of the Dead

God also wrote the Book of Mormon

God also wrote the Tibetan Book of the Dead

God also wrote the Kabbalah

God also wrote the Necronomicon

Harry Potter, the Lord of the Rings, Wuthering Heights and Salem's Lot.

Hail Cthulu!
"Human history is a litany of blood shed over differing ideals of rulership and afterlife"<br /><br />Governor of the 32nd Province of the New Lunar Republic. Luna Nobis Custodit

PopeyesPappy

Quote from: stromboli on April 28, 2014, 01:40:20 AM
God also wrote the Koran

God also wrote the Egyptian Book of the Dead

God also wrote the Book of Mormon

God also wrote the Tibetan Book of the Dead

God also wrote the Kabbalah

God also wrote the Necronomicon

Harry Potter, the Lord of the Rings, Wuthering Heights and Salem's Lot.

Eru also called Ilúvatar ("Father of All") didn't write The Lord of the Rings. He provided the guidance needed by John Ronald Reuel Tolkien to write it. The Old Testament more commonly known as The Silmarillion was edited by JRR's son Christopher because his father received the Gift of Men and his spirit left this world of Arda to be with the Father of All.
Save a life. Adopt a Greyhound.

stromboli

Quote from: PopeyesPappy on April 28, 2014, 11:47:27 AM
Eru also called Ilúvatar ("Father of All") didn't write The Lord of the Rings. He provided the guidance needed by John Ronald Reuel Tolkien to write it. The Old Testament more commonly known as The Silmarillion was edited by JRR's son Christopher because his father received the Gift of Men and his spirit left this world of Arda to be with the Father of All.

Thanks for the clarification, Pappy.  :biggrin: