Present Evidence Here II

[widdershins]

Wait, if he's God then whose dick did I suck behind the dumpster at the Kwik Star?  Do I still get my free ride?

[Baruch]

Wait, if he's God then whose dick did I suck behind the dumpster at the Kwik Star?  Do I still get my free ride?

You just made the term Oral Torah into a bad thing ;-)

[Unbeliever]

Wait, if he's God then whose dick did I suck behind the dumpster at the Kwik Star?  Do I still get my free ride?

"Thou art filled with shame for glory: drink thou also, and let thy foreskin be uncovered: the cup of the LORD'S right hand shall be turned unto thee, and shameful spewing shall be on thy glory."

[widdershins]

"Thou art filled with shame for glory: drink thou also, and let thy foreskin be uncovered: the cup of the LORD'S right hand shall be turned unto thee, and shameful spewing shall be on thy glory."

You are so damned wise!  And your signature so fits into this discussion, so you must be psychic too!  You're a prophet!

[Unbeliever]

There seems to be little profit in being a prophet! 

[Gerard]

There seems to be little profit in being a prophet! 

Well, there is if you go about it the right way (financially I mean)....

Gerard

[Baruch]

There seems to be little profit in being a prophet! 

You could always predict who will win the election in the US ... and if you are wrong, just say it was G-d's will ;-)  No lose proposition.

[Gerard]

You could always predict who will win the election in the US ... and if you are wrong, just say it was G-d's will ;-)  No lose proposition.

Now, I wouldn't bet my money (if I had any) on that......

Gerard

[PopeyesPappy]

You could always predict who will win the election in the US ... and if you are wrong, just say it was G-d's will ;-)  No lose proposition.

If Hillary wins they'd be saying it's God's will that America be punished for deviating from the righteous path...

[Unbeliever]

When people talk about God's will, I wonder who the executor is, and was God of sound mind when he made it.

[widdershins]

When people talk about God's will, I wonder who the executor is, and was God of sound mind when he made it.

I would think that by definition a figment of one's imagination cannot be "of sound mind".

[Cavebear]

So many replies even jokingly imagining there ever was a deity.  Sad, so sad.  "Useless, useless"...

[fencerider]

God's will is that you never ever find him...

18 pages so far and still no evidence

[Baruch]

God's will is that you never ever find him...

18 pages so far and still no evidence

Most humans are like the drunk, who only looks for his lost keys under the streetlight at night, not because that is where he lost them, but that is where he can see them.

[Mike Cl]

God's will is that you never ever find him...

18 pages so far and still no evidence

We could have 18 million pages and there would still be no proof.  Can't prove that a fiction is real.