Present Evidence Here II

[Gerard]

If you have evidence
that supports your belief there is no God please post it here

" I often get many atheist claiming
to have evidence that God does not exist
that they hold dear. This thread is created with the aim
of allowing them to supply such evidence so that
I may debate with them knowing the facts and conclusions
they have drawn, and so that I may respond in kind.

I wonder how that happened.....

Gerard

[TheVirtueOfTruth]

I wonder how that happened.....

Gerard

I am God.

[stromboli]

God is apparently dead. 

[widdershins]

Wait, if he's God then whose dick did I suck behind the dumpster at the Kwik Star?  Do I still get my free ride?

[Baruch]

Wait, if he's God then whose dick did I suck behind the dumpster at the Kwik Star?  Do I still get my free ride?

You just made the term Oral Torah into a bad thing ;-)

[Unbeliever]

Wait, if he's God then whose dick did I suck behind the dumpster at the Kwik Star?  Do I still get my free ride?

"Thou art filled with shame for glory: drink thou also, and let thy foreskin be uncovered: the cup of the LORD'S right hand shall be turned unto thee, and shameful spewing shall be on thy glory."

[widdershins]

"Thou art filled with shame for glory: drink thou also, and let thy foreskin be uncovered: the cup of the LORD'S right hand shall be turned unto thee, and shameful spewing shall be on thy glory."

You are so damned wise!  And your signature so fits into this discussion, so you must be psychic too!  You're a prophet!

[Unbeliever]

There seems to be little profit in being a prophet! 

[Gerard]

There seems to be little profit in being a prophet! 

Well, there is if you go about it the right way (financially I mean)....

Gerard

[Baruch]

There seems to be little profit in being a prophet! 

You could always predict who will win the election in the US ... and if you are wrong, just say it was G-d's will ;-)  No lose proposition.

[Gerard]

You could always predict who will win the election in the US ... and if you are wrong, just say it was G-d's will ;-)  No lose proposition.

Now, I wouldn't bet my money (if I had any) on that......

Gerard

[PopeyesPappy]

You could always predict who will win the election in the US ... and if you are wrong, just say it was G-d's will ;-)  No lose proposition.

If Hillary wins they'd be saying it's God's will that America be punished for deviating from the righteous path...

[Unbeliever]

When people talk about God's will, I wonder who the executor is, and was God of sound mind when he made it.

[widdershins]

When people talk about God's will, I wonder who the executor is, and was God of sound mind when he made it.

I would think that by definition a figment of one's imagination cannot be "of sound mind".

[Cavebear]

So many replies even jokingly imagining there ever was a deity.  Sad, so sad.  "Useless, useless"...