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Started by Cassia, August 19, 2024, 09:28:20 PM

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Mr.Obvious

#45
September 03, 2024, 05:21:43 AM
"SOCKS AND SANDALS" ARE IN FASHION
"If we have to go down, we go down together!"
- Your mum, last night, requesting 69.

Atheist Mantis does not pray.

Gawdzilla Sama

#46
September 03, 2024, 07:21:08 AM
Who you callin' OLD?
We 'new atheists' have a reputation for being militant, but make no mistake  we didn't start this war. If you want to place blame put it on the the religious zealots who have been poisoning the minds of the  young for a long long time."
PZ Myers

Cassia

#47
September 03, 2024, 09:27:55 AM
Tesla Robo Taxis have Revolutionized the Transportation Industry as Predicted by Musk!

Unbeliever

#48
September 03, 2024, 10:51:52 AM
Florida Man Jailed For Wearing White After Labor Day
"There is a sucker born-again every minute." - C. Spellman

Gawdzilla Sama

#49
September 03, 2024, 06:59:21 PM
Florida man has 30 days to shoot somebody or leave the state.
We 'new atheists' have a reputation for being militant, but make no mistake  we didn't start this war. If you want to place blame put it on the the religious zealots who have been poisoning the minds of the  young for a long long time."
PZ Myers

the_antithesis

#50
September 03, 2024, 11:47:28 PM
You don't need to make up headlines about Florida Man.

He does goofy shit without your help.

Gawdzilla Sama

#51
September 04, 2024, 08:30:15 AM Last Edit: September 04, 2024, 08:35:14 AM by Gawdzilla Sama
But that guy was actually a New Yorker who moved to FLA. That's why he  hasn't shot anyone yet, he doesn't know which ones are fair game. I didn't have that problem when I moved there.
We 'new atheists' have a reputation for being militant, but make no mistake  we didn't start this war. If you want to place blame put it on the the religious zealots who have been poisoning the minds of the  young for a long long time."
PZ Myers

Cassia

#52
September 04, 2024, 11:58:51 AM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on September 04, 2024, 08:30:15 AMBut that guy was actually a New Yorker who moved to FLA. That's why he  hasn't shot anyone yet, he doesn't know which ones are fair game. I didn't have that problem when I moved there.
Very True. "The Florida Men" I have run across are all transplants that moved here and let the heat get to them.

Gawdzilla Sama

#53
September 04, 2024, 12:21:26 PM
I lived in Miami for a while, right across from 11111 Biscayne Blvd. (I couldn't afford to live there, but I was always invited into the pool area by some bored lady or other.
We 'new atheists' have a reputation for being militant, but make no mistake  we didn't start this war. If you want to place blame put it on the the religious zealots who have been poisoning the minds of the  young for a long long time."
PZ Myers

Cassia

#54
September 04, 2024, 02:38:55 PM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on September 04, 2024, 12:21:26 PMI lived in Miami for a while, right across from 11111 Biscayne Blvd. (I couldn't afford to live there, but I was always invited into the pool area by some bored lady or other.
Yeah, Miami Beach was gigolo central, lol. And cocaine town. Don Johnson wannabees everywhere.

Gawdzilla Sama

#55
September 04, 2024, 05:09:54 PM
This was the year the Dolphins hosted the Superbowl. Sublet my hotel room for $5K and spent the weekend with a lady friend on Key Biscayne.
We 'new atheists' have a reputation for being militant, but make no mistake  we didn't start this war. If you want to place blame put it on the the religious zealots who have been poisoning the minds of the  young for a long long time."
PZ Myers

Cassia

#56
September 04, 2024, 06:15:47 PM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on September 04, 2024, 05:09:54 PMThis was the year the Dolphins hosted the Superbowl. Sublet my hotel room for $5K and spent the weekend with a lady friend on Key Biscayne.
I recall they won back to back bowls 1972-73 and even went undefeated in '72. Very exciting for a still-small town, my brother nearly lost his mind, LOL.

Gawdzilla Sama

#57
September 04, 2024, 07:09:12 PM
Would have been the '73 for me. Too stoned to actually remember it. Pretty sure I didn't go to the game.
We 'new atheists' have a reputation for being militant, but make no mistake  we didn't start this war. If you want to place blame put it on the the religious zealots who have been poisoning the minds of the  young for a long long time."
PZ Myers

Unbeliever

#58
September 04, 2024, 07:29:47 PM
Trump throws catsup at Walz!
"There is a sucker born-again every minute." - C. Spellman

Gawdzilla Sama

#59
September 04, 2024, 09:17:34 PM
Arkansas Man wins Nobel Prize.


(Before you start, most of my hillbilly cousins live in Arkansas.)
We 'new atheists' have a reputation for being militant, but make no mistake  we didn't start this war. If you want to place blame put it on the the religious zealots who have been poisoning the minds of the  young for a long long time."
PZ Myers
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