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Cassia

August 19, 2024, 09:28:20 PM Last Edit: August 19, 2024, 10:17:08 PM by Cassia
We can always imagine.

Putin Calls off Invasion, Apologizes for Death and Destruction, Promises to Pay Reparations to Ukraine

Trump Admits He Lost Election and that he really is a Moronic Asshole.

Add a few of your own.......

Cassia

#1
August 20, 2024, 09:19:55 AM
Elon Musk headed for Mars !!!

Blackleaf

#2
August 20, 2024, 10:20:53 AM
Rich elites agree to stop poisoning the only planet we've got. Limit plastic waste, stop pushing for outdated forms of energy like "clean coal," and do everything they can to limit the damage from climate change. Because, you know, killing the planet hurts them too.
"Oh, wearisome condition of humanity,
Born under one law, to another bound;
Vainly begot, and yet forbidden vanity,
Created sick, commanded to be sound."
--Fulke Greville--

Luther Martini

#3
August 20, 2024, 11:05:59 AM Last Edit: August 20, 2024, 11:29:24 AM by Luther Martini
Researchers Find that Christianity is a Hoax!
Recently unearthed documents show that it was originally started during an orgy as a joke, but proved to be useful to the Romans in rendering conquered civilizations docile and compliant while providing much needed revenue so that a select few members of society could enjoy a lavish and luxurious lifestyle.

Mr.Obvious

#4
August 20, 2024, 01:47:03 PM
reality shows found to be in violation of the geneva convention. Arrests to be made.
"If we have to go down, we go down together!"
- Your mum, last night, requesting 69.

Atheist Mantis does not pray.

Gawdzilla Sama

#5
August 20, 2024, 02:39:32 PM
Humans all over the world declare peace among mankind.

Aliens arrive to see how the fuck we did that.

Galactic Patrol and Boskonians unite in opposition to "this  hippie shit!"

Weakly Whirled News, December 32, 10199.
We 'new atheists' have a reputation for being militant, but make no mistake  we didn't start this war. If you want to place blame put it on the the religious zealots who have been poisoning the minds of the  young for a long long time."
PZ Myers

Unbeliever

#6
August 20, 2024, 05:16:27 PM Last Edit: August 20, 2024, 05:19:15 PM by Unbeliever
FLORIDA MAN BITES ALLIGATOR
News at11:00
"There is a sucker born-again every minute." - C. Spellman

Gawdzilla Sama

#7
August 20, 2024, 05:18:19 PM
Broadway Oyster Bar, 7th & Broadway, St. Louis, Mo, USA.  Had to order the gator tail.
All I can say is that  crocagator died happy.
We 'new atheists' have a reputation for being militant, but make no mistake  we didn't start this war. If you want to place blame put it on the the religious zealots who have been poisoning the minds of the  young for a long long time."
PZ Myers

Cassia

#8
August 20, 2024, 10:21:01 PM
Elon Musk's Twitter Takeover Is Now the Worst Buyout for Banks Since the Financial Crisis
The banks which unwisely lent him $13 Billion are stuck with these bad loans.

Oh wait!!!! This is a R E A L   H E A D L I N E

ferdmonger

#9
August 21, 2024, 12:54:38 PM
Minnesota Vikings win Super Bowl!

ferdmonger

#10
August 21, 2024, 12:56:49 PM
Minnesota Vikings win Super Bowl!

ferdmonger

#11
August 21, 2024, 01:00:00 PM
(There's always next year.) 🙂

Gawdzilla Sama

#12
August 21, 2024, 05:10:31 PM
CHICAGO CUBS WIN SECOND WORLD SERIES.
We 'new atheists' have a reputation for being militant, but make no mistake  we didn't start this war. If you want to place blame put it on the the religious zealots who have been poisoning the minds of the  young for a long long time."
PZ Myers

Mr.Obvious

#13
August 21, 2024, 05:18:22 PM
CONFIDENT ELON SET TO TEST OWN NEURALINK
WHAT COULD GO WRONG, CLAIMS
OWNER OF X
"If we have to go down, we go down together!"
- Your mum, last night, requesting 69.

Atheist Mantis does not pray.

ferdmonger

#14
August 21, 2024, 09:18:48 PM
"Dr. Ronny Jackson announces Trump healthier than either Lincoln or Washington."
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