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Gawdzilla Sama

#30
August 28, 2024, 07:09:54 AM
Sanity breaks out across the planet. Authorities are baffled.
We 'new atheists' have a reputation for being militant, but make no mistake  we didn't start this war. If you want to place blame put it on the the religious zealots who have been poisoning the minds of the  young for a long long time."
PZ Myers

Cassia

#31
August 28, 2024, 09:18:45 AM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on August 28, 2024, 07:09:54 AMSanity breaks out across the planet. Authorities are baffled.
Religion would have to be eradicated first. I think it preconditions numbskulls for magical thinking. Also, there are so many who desire to be herded. Religions and dictators certainly work that angle hard.

Gawdzilla Sama

#32
August 28, 2024, 09:47:46 AM
We, the sheeple...
We 'new atheists' have a reputation for being militant, but make no mistake  we didn't start this war. If you want to place blame put it on the the religious zealots who have been poisoning the minds of the  young for a long long time."
PZ Myers

ferdmonger

#33
August 28, 2024, 08:13:17 PM
Quote from: Unbeliever on August 27, 2024, 06:33:54 PMA woman was found at LAX passed out on the baggage carousel.

She slowly came around.
I loved it and you get a boo at the same time.

ferdmonger

#34
August 28, 2024, 08:21:08 PM
Helicopter gunship aids children in local village

Or try this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nOjHior0RfU

Mr.Obvious

#35
August 29, 2024, 05:26:29 AM
WE GOT HIM!!!
president of united coalition of oil companies reveals titanic-iceberg destroyed
ALL THANKS TO CLIMATE CHANGE says president.
"If we have to go down, we go down together!"
- Your mum, last night, requesting 69.

Atheist Mantis does not pray.

ferdmonger

#36
August 30, 2024, 10:11:07 PM
Never trust an iceberg.  I've always lived by that.  Yeah, it might be a stupid way to live, but then again, I've never been killed by an iceberg.

Unbeliever

#37
August 30, 2024, 10:20:23 PM
Antarctica is rising because of the decreasing weight of the ice upon it.
"There is a sucker born-again every minute." - C. Spellman

ferdmonger

#38
August 30, 2024, 10:56:43 PM
"Antarctic Beach ball disproves leftist theories of global warming.

Says someone's uncle who watches Fox News all day.

Gawdzilla Sama

#39
August 31, 2024, 01:35:19 AM
"Truth, Justice and the American Way" proves Captain America was a Spetsnaz agent.
We 'new atheists' have a reputation for being militant, but make no mistake  we didn't start this war. If you want to place blame put it on the the religious zealots who have been poisoning the minds of the  young for a long long time."
PZ Myers

Cassia

#40
August 31, 2024, 08:09:33 AM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on August 31, 2024, 01:35:19 AM"Truth, Justice and the American Way" proves Captain America was a Spetsnaz agent.
I guess the two superheroes did compete, but as allies against the Axis when the Soviets were still "our friends".

Unbeliever

#41
August 31, 2024, 10:24:41 AM
Spam completely takes over Atheist forum!
"There is a sucker born-again every minute." - C. Spellman

Blackleaf

#42
August 31, 2024, 10:42:54 AM
Quote from: Unbeliever on August 31, 2024, 10:24:41 AMSpam completely takes over Atheist forum!

Hey. That one's not fictional.
"Oh, wearisome condition of humanity,
Born under one law, to another bound;
Vainly begot, and yet forbidden vanity,
Created sick, commanded to be sound."
--Fulke Greville--

ferdmonger

#43
September 02, 2024, 06:59:07 PM
CATS TAKE OVER WORLD.  "You eat out of the bowl now bitch!

Gawdzilla Sama

#44
September 02, 2024, 07:05:02 PM
"You were right, I was wrong." The headline that heralded the end of the world.
We 'new atheists' have a reputation for being militant, but make no mistake  we didn't start this war. If you want to place blame put it on the the religious zealots who have been poisoning the minds of the  young for a long long time."
PZ Myers
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