Election Thread 2024

[ferdmonger]

This insaneadministration is literally no shit dangerous. 

[Hydra009]

You're not going to see the pro-life people shed any tears over child deaths due to poor access to medical care or for those gunned down at school.  The real tragedy is losing the grifters and shit-stirrers, apparently.

[Hydra009]

Goose-stepping in Memphis

🎶 Soothed my swollen ankles and gave my jackboots a buff
And boarded the Lolita Express
Touched down near the fourth Chickasaw bluff
-all funded by government largesse

Chorus:
Goosestepping in Memphis
Treading on Americans for "protection"
Goosestepping in Memphis
Never again a real election.

Clubbed a peaceful protestor
Swung with all my might
She asked, "Is this is a fascist country?!"
I said, "Ma'am, it is tonight!"

Chorus:
Goosestepping in Memphis
Treading on Americans for "protection"
Goosestepping in Memphis
Never again a real election 🎵

[Cassia]

The "just deserts" inflicting so many MAGA losers will be legendary for a century or more. MAGA Mexicans cuffed and deported and even Miami MAGA Cubans are being told to "speak American", MAGA Soybean farmers plowing down their unsellable crops and begging for sOCiAlism. The MAGA elderly who drowned in their own lung juices while begging for a too late COVID "Jab". MAGA blacks who are chime in how they are "different" now learning, well, not really. Florida hotel owners who really miss their Canadian vacationers as there will be a lot more Kentucky "aged whisky" sitting around in barrels. The MAGA babes who suddenly realize they don't want to have that dumb-ass redneck's baby. The poor in the red states that were getting all sorts of federal handouts like food stamps and Medicaid just watching them evaporate as their once subsidized rural hospitals close down. People who want guns on campus are for some reason getting gunned down on campus. After all Jesus's people need to suffer. It's all just a test of their faith. Like all them dinosaur bones.

[Nobody]

I heard that Trump has chronic penis insufficiency.

[Gawdzilla Sama]

This insaneadministration is literally no shit dangerous.

Was meinst du damit?

[Blackleaf]

So, uhh... Is America great again yet? How many more terms will that take? We all know Trump is planning to shoot for a third, if he lives long enough. Dementia Don is getting up there.