http://dailycurrant.com/2014/05/05/christian-boy-dies-for-3-minutes-meets-allah-in-heaven/
A young Christian boy who briefly died on a surgeon’s operating table this weekend says he met someone named Allah in heaven.
Bobby Anderson, the son of a well-known Christian pastor in Atlanta, suffered internal injuries from an automobile accident and was technically dead for 3 minutes before being resuscitated. During that time the 12-year-old claims he visited the afterlife and spoke to several leading figures of the Islamic religion.
“I didn’t see Jesus anywhere,†he told WGCL news after the ordeal. “There was someone named Allah. And someone named Mohammad. And there were 72 very beautiful women all around me.
“But I didn’t see anyone in my family. Not even grandma and grandpa. Everyone there had darker skin. They weren’t like us at all.
“I asked my father ‘Why wasn’t Jesus in heaven daddy?’ He couldn’t give me an answer. I’d never heard of Allah before this, but now I’m gonna read more about him. He seems pretty real to me.â€
Bobby Anderson’s story bears striking similarities to that of Colton Burpo, a pastor’s son who briefly died during surgery and later claimed to have met with Jesus in heaven.
Coulton’s story was told in the popular book Heaven is For Real, which is now a major motion picture starring Greg Kinnear and Thomas Hayden Church.
It is on the internet and therefore has to be real. :naughty:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WPwxgml0Q3A
Can't tell if satire or copycat.
72 beautiful woman, but he never heard of Allah. :wtff: :rotflmao: Solitary
Satire. The Currant is similar to the Onion.
Quote from: stromboli on May 07, 2014, 11:50:35 AM
Satire. The Currant is similar to the Onion.
Well, that explains it. Still, I'd almost like to believe it was a real story.
Quote from: SGOS on May 07, 2014, 01:31:04 PMWell, that explains it. Still, I'd almost like to believe it was a real story.
Plus, I could definitely see Muslims latching onto an Islamic version of Heaven is For Real.
Heaven exists, but you have to die and come back to life in the hospital to experience it. Everyone knows that. It might have been 72 hot nurses, but who would bother to count them in the 3 minutes "not quite alive"?
71 virgins. I got there first. :biggrin:
Quote from: stromboli on May 07, 2014, 02:19:10 PM
71 virgins. I got there first. :biggrin:
71 virgin screaming, "WHORE!"
Quote from: stromboli on May 07, 2014, 02:19:10 PM
71 virgins. I got there first. :biggrin:
YOU ARE A GOD! Solitary
I'm casting stones anyway even if I'm not without sin. **casssssst!
Quote from: Hydra009 on May 07, 2014, 01:34:12 PM
Plus, I could definitely see Muslims latching onto an Islamic version of Heaven is For Real.
You think they won't anyway?
70 virgins. Levitra. :biggrin:
I'm not even going to comment on the self proclaimed virgins on this site...the poor bastards. :shifty:
Quote from: AllPurposeAtheist on May 07, 2014, 03:54:01 PM
I'm not even going to comment on the self proclaimed virgins on this site...the poor bastards. :shifty:
It is a new world, AP. Back in my day I wouldn't admit to being a virgin when I was 12.
Plus, for a couple hundred bucks you can get your hymen restored surgically. 5 minute job. Plus the travel expenses, of course.
So virginity doesn't really mean anything anymore. It's a commodity. Just like sainthood.
Quote from: Solitary on May 07, 2014, 02:23:59 PM
YOU ARE A GOD! Solitary
Since we re-defined the prerequisites for the title "god" (see the"how much" thread) all that you need is to occasionally walk around in your underwear all day. Going by that, I'm sure stromboli is a god... or at least can be. WE ALL CAN BE GODS IF WE JUST TAKE OFF OUR PANTS
If I ever die and go to heaven, I want to meet Ganesha, the Archangel Michael, and George Carlin.
Quote from: ApostateLois on May 10, 2014, 01:43:01 PM
If I ever die and go to heaven, I want to meet Ganesha, the Archangel Michael, and George Carlin.
I understand why George Carlin. But why the other 2?
Ganesha has an elephant head. Elephants are cool. I want to know if that trunk makes him popular with the ladies...IF you know what I mean. And Michael is kinda hot. GgrrrAOWWR!
(http://www.tnetimes.com/media/uploads/st-michael-the-archangel.jpg)
Quote from: ApostateLois on May 11, 2014, 10:15:12 PM
Ganesha has an elephant head. Elephants are cool. I want to know if that trunk makes him popular with the ladies...IF you know what I mean.
Ha! And they say size isn't everything!
Just think what a giraffe could do with that long neck and tongue, and they are kind of cute with their long eye lashes. . :naughty: :biggrin2: Solitary
Quote from: Solitary on May 31, 2014, 05:26:15 PM
Just think what a giraffe could do with that long neck and tongue, and they are kind of cute with their long eye lashes. . :naughty: :biggrin2: Solitary
Wait till you see their dicks come out! Can you handle 2'6" by an 8" circumference...?
Quote from: Solitary on May 07, 2014, 11:46:38 AM
72 beautiful woman, but he never heard of Allah. :wtff: :rotflmao: Solitary
Did he count all the women? Was he there that long? And, I thought only martyrs got the 72 women?
-Nam
Even though this story is satire I just gotta say how did he know that he was Allah and not God? I'm sure that there are a few dozen virgins floating around even in christian heaven. So did he just think that God was Allah because the God he saw had brown skin? Maybe the god he saw was not Allah and just God after getting back from a tanning session.