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Started by Nam, July 26, 2014, 08:19:18 PM

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Gawdzilla Sama

Quote from: Unbeliever on February 12, 2024, 10:29:34 PMInteresting. I recently did a quiz online about vocabulary, and the only word I got wrong was "salubrious." I still scored better than 100% of other people who took the same quiz.
When I was 11 years old I had to spend six months in bed, only getting up when necessary. I finished the school work my teacher sent home, read every book in the house, and was getting bored. So my mother found one of those library dictionaries, the ones that used to be on stands in the reading room, and gave it to me. I read it cover to cover in three months. My prose was prolix.
We 'new atheists' have a reputation for being militant, but make no mistake  we didn't start this war. If you want to place blame put it on the the religious zealots who have been poisoning the minds of the  young for a long long time."
PZ Myers

Unbeliever

I used to play a lot of Scrabble, so I read dictionaries in search of good words, especially the two and three letter words. 🤓
I won most of the time.
God Not Found
"There is a sucker born-again every minute." - C. Spellman

Blackleaf

Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on February 12, 2024, 10:45:43 PMWhen I was 11 years old I had to spend six months in bed, only getting up when necessary. I finished the school work my teacher sent home, read every book in the house, and was getting bored. So my mother found one of those library dictionaries, the ones that used to be on stands in the reading room, and gave it to me. I read it cover to cover in three months. My prose was prolix.

You were sick for six months? Jesus.
"Oh, wearisome condition of humanity,
Born under one law, to another bound;
Vainly begot, and yet forbidden vanity,
Created sick, commanded to be sound."
--Fulke Greville--

Unbeliever

Hell, when I was 11 years old I and some other kids paddled canoes 600 miles down the Sabine River in Texas, from Gladewater to the Gulf of Mexico. Took us 7 weeks and a day. 🛶
God Not Found
"There is a sucker born-again every minute." - C. Spellman

Blackleaf

Quote from: Unbeliever on February 13, 2024, 12:22:18 AMHell, when I was 11 years old I and some other kids paddled canoes 600 miles down the Sabine River in Texas, from Gladewater to the Gulf of Mexico. Took us 7 weeks and a day. 🛶

I hope y'all told your parents first. lol
"Oh, wearisome condition of humanity,
Born under one law, to another bound;
Vainly begot, and yet forbidden vanity,
Created sick, commanded to be sound."
--Fulke Greville--

Hydra009



Thank goodness the books were set in a pre-internet age, because he actually would really love being a streamer.


Unbeliever

Quote from: Blackleaf on February 13, 2024, 12:25:53 AMI hope y'all told your parents first. lol
Yeah, they got divorced when I was 10, and neither of them wanted me, so they packed me off to a boys' camp for about a year and a half.
God Not Found
"There is a sucker born-again every minute." - C. Spellman

Gawdzilla Sama

Quote from: Unbeliever on February 12, 2024, 11:33:41 PMI used to play a lot of Scrabble, so I read dictionaries in search of good words, especially the two and three letter words. 🤓
I won most of the time.
20 years in the USN, so I'm prolific in four letter words.
We 'new atheists' have a reputation for being militant, but make no mistake  we didn't start this war. If you want to place blame put it on the the religious zealots who have been poisoning the minds of the  young for a long long time."
PZ Myers

Gawdzilla Sama

Quote from: Blackleaf on February 12, 2024, 11:41:30 PMYou were sick for six months? Jesus.
Just so I wouldn't die. This was 1963 and bed rest was still a thing. I didn't feel sick but I would get dizzy if I moved around too much. Of course, being a child, the adults didn't tell me shit.
We 'new atheists' have a reputation for being militant, but make no mistake  we didn't start this war. If you want to place blame put it on the the religious zealots who have been poisoning the minds of the  young for a long long time."
PZ Myers

the_antithesis

Quote from: Hydra009 on February 13, 2024, 12:52:02 AM

Thank goodness the books were set in a pre-internet age, because he actually would really love being a streamer.

One of dem books actually starts that way? Jesus.

Unbeliever

God Not Found
"There is a sucker born-again every minute." - C. Spellman


Cassia

VD:What a bullshit "holiday". We do not comply around here, LOL.

Unbeliever

Yeah, I guess I'll pass on VD...sounds disgusting... 🙀
God Not Found
"There is a sucker born-again every minute." - C. Spellman