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Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux

Started by Nam, July 26, 2014, 08:19:18 PM

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Mr.Obvious

"If we have to go down, we go down together!"
- Your mum, last night, requesting 69.

Atheist Mantis does not pray.

Unbeliever

I don't really know that it's bad. I was following atheists and scientists and "woke" political people. I got off of it just for spite, I guess. But like I said, I keep getting notifications in my G-mail account.
God Not Found
"There is a sucker born-again every minute." - C. Spellman

Hydra009



So there's this portal to other planets and it was found in Giza...


...anyway, that's why we have to drop hot lead into these spider bots and other bots that look like me.  Maybe nuke the site too depending how it goes.

Unbeliever

Nuke 'em from orbit; it's the only way to be sure...
God Not Found
"There is a sucker born-again every minute." - C. Spellman

Gawdzilla Sama

Quote from: Unbeliever on December 18, 2023, 07:38:08 PMNuke 'em from orbit; it's the only way to be sure...
"We're on an express elevator to Hell".
We 'new atheists' have a reputation for being militant, but make no mistake  we didn't start this war. If you want to place blame put it on the the religious zealots who have been poisoning the minds of the  young for a long long time."
PZ Myers


Unbeliever

Sure, what could possibly go wrong? 🤔
God Not Found
"There is a sucker born-again every minute." - C. Spellman

Gawdzilla Sama

Save the money meant for the attorneys.
We 'new atheists' have a reputation for being militant, but make no mistake  we didn't start this war. If you want to place blame put it on the the religious zealots who have been poisoning the minds of the  young for a long long time."
PZ Myers

Blackleaf

Quote from: Hydra009 on December 18, 2023, 09:41:13 PM

Probably fake, but playing devil's advocate and assuming it's legit, were they trying to do a murder? Maybe a woman thought her husband knew his way around the stove so badly that he'd actually follow the instruction, bursting into flames and destroying the note in the process? Would be a perfect crime, if he was that stupid.
"Oh, wearisome condition of humanity,
Born under one law, to another bound;
Vainly begot, and yet forbidden vanity,
Created sick, commanded to be sound."
--Fulke Greville--

Hydra009

Who's to say the note wasn't written by the husband? 🤔

Blackleaf

Quote from: Hydra009 on December 19, 2023, 01:50:52 AMWho's to say the note wasn't written by the husband? 🤔

Knows how to cook, but too ignorant to know that leaving the gas on is dangerous? lol
"Oh, wearisome condition of humanity,
Born under one law, to another bound;
Vainly begot, and yet forbidden vanity,
Created sick, commanded to be sound."
--Fulke Greville--

the_antithesis

Quote from: Hydra009 on December 19, 2023, 01:50:52 AMWho's to say the note wasn't written by the husband? 🤔

Women tend to give their s.o. pet names like sweetie.
Men tend to use things like fuck pillow.

Also, women tend to have trouble writing the letter g. Don't know why.

Blackleaf

Quote from: the_antithesis on December 19, 2023, 10:56:04 AMWomen tend to give their s.o. pet names like sweetie.
Men tend to use things like fuck pillow.

Also, women tend to have trouble writing the letter g. Don't know why.

Fuck pillow? WTF?
"Oh, wearisome condition of humanity,
Born under one law, to another bound;
Vainly begot, and yet forbidden vanity,
Created sick, commanded to be sound."
--Fulke Greville--

Unbeliever

I guess some guys really are weird, huh?
God Not Found
"There is a sucker born-again every minute." - C. Spellman

Hydra009

Quote from: Blackleaf on December 19, 2023, 10:14:58 AMKnows how to cook, but too ignorant to know that leaving the gas on is dangerous? lol
Yeah, what sort of guy would be like that?
*looks into mirror*
Oh.