Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux

[Baruch]

I can report that being able to see your lover is a turn off ;-)

[drunkenshoe]

Yes.  And there is a very common saying in the US that a guy lacking bedroom stamina is a "two pump chump".

Oh I see... LOL But he is 3, isn't that obviously better? :p 

[Gawdzilla Sama]

Oh I see... LOL But he is 3, isn't that obviously better? :p 

Unless he "misses" on the first two.

[drunkenshoe]

They've probably missed more than two. Couples trying to get pregnant are not really having joyful, pleasure sex. They have to have sex even when they don't want, esp. in certain times and as much as they can. Think about that. Takes everything out of sex. Because this time it is a project with a certain score you are trying to hit, something you have been trying so hard to avoid your whole life, lol. They look like one of them esp. with that announcement. As far as I've listened from friends it is actually a nuisance.

Hah, that's why I can't see the statement on the pic that way. I just got it.

[Hydra009]

I feel like some small details were left out.

[Gawdzilla Sama]

They've probably missed more than two. Couples trying to get pregnant are not really having joyful, pleasure sex. They have to have sex even when they don't want, esp. in certain times and as much as they can. Think about that. Takes everything out of sex. Because this time it is a project with a certain score you are trying to hit, something you have been trying so hard to avoid your whole life, lol. They look like one of them esp. with that announcement. As far as I've listened from friends it is actually a nuisance.

Hah, that's why I can't see the statement on the pic that way. I just got it.

Well, I've read that married men have less sex than single men, so a set schedule would be an improvement.

[Gawdzilla Sama]

I feel like some small details were left out.

Manhattan Island was purchased for $24 in beads and trinkets. The tribe that made the deal were only there for a day's fishing, they didn't "own" the island and had no problem fishing elsewhere from then on.

[Baruch]

Well, I've read that married men have less sex than single men, so a set schedule would be an improvement.

Studies show that the most happy couples on average have relations once a week, otherwise too much or not enough.  Were you part of the control group? ;-))

Of course the Manhattan Indians didn't own Manhattan ... the Great Spirit did.  So are you pagan? ;-)  Also ... Aztecs are chad, so Mexicans are the master race!!

[Hydra009]

[Baruch]

Did you flounder in school? ;-)

[Blackleaf]

[Baruch]

2+2=5 because math is racist ;-)  Sorry, but the masks don't work, only a full biohazard suit will.  But believe in Covid fairies if you want to ;-)

[drunkenshoe]

Well, I've read that married men have less sex than single men, so a set schedule would be an improvement.

I think most people gave up on sex sometime before the pandemic and now, they are either having it too much because of boredom and trying new things at home or getting ready for a divorce/break up.

I mean think about the impact of the pandemic on people's sex lives. There should be a rise in pregnancy but then a lot of people living together but spend most of their time avoiding each other probably living through hell.

A pandemic would be a really good time to see what kind of a relationship you have compared to what you think you have.

[Gawdzilla Sama]

I keep one rule in marriage, "Never stop dating your wife."

[Hydra009]

At least those actually work.  Some geniuses use mesh masks to give the illusion that they're complying with local laws and aren't insane plaguebringers.

And fun fact about the military, they wear masks on the regular with very little fuss.  In fact, they extensively wore masks when returning to America during the "Spanish" Flu outbreak.