For some reason, I find their antics hilarious in black and white, but they're insufferable when set in the present day.

*breaks chandelier* 😆
*breaks gaming pc* 😡

Quote from: Cassia on November 15, 2023, 09:07:36 AMI am often told I am very strange because I still spit-up my milk when these guys are on. In certain stressful situations if often wonder "what would Curley do?" and then I regain perspective. I can usually think of much better things to do than sitting around waiting to become offended.

I'm a victim of coicumstance ... nyuk nyuk nyuk

"A wise guy, aye?"

Quote from: Cassia on November 16, 2023, 09:28:11 PM"A wise guy, aye?"

A blonde wanted to go to the beach, so she got in her car and drove toward the ocean. When she got close she saw a sign that said "Beach Left" so she did a U-turn and went home.

My favorite Stooges was when they were using a Renault FT-1 as a tractor. You can just imagine!

I managed to solve 5 sides of my Rubik's cube, but I just can't seem to solve the 6th side!

Quote from: Unbeliever on November 26, 2023, 07:03:13 PMI managed to solve 5 sides of my Rubik's cube, but I just can't seem to solve the 6th side!

What about the in-side?

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Whomever invented knock-knock jokes should win a no bell prize.

Quote from: Unbeliever on November 28, 2023, 06:30:59 PMWhomever invented knock-knock jokes should win a no bell prize.

Im keepin that one.

Well, as Jimmy Durante used to say, "I gotta million of 'em!" 🤣

I went on a blind date the other night. When the lady saw me she said "Now I wish I really was blind!"

Do two wrongs make a right-winger?

I know I'm ugly. I went to a freak show and they tried to hire me.

"Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason."
Mark Twain