But it's the zipper that worries me.

Quote from: Hydra009 on February 09, 2024, 10:17:15 AM

Those Chinese crack me up sometimes.

Me at 2am:

Also great:
Bufflehead
Booby
Dunkadoo
Bananaquit
Lynx
Fisher

Hellgrammite.

Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on February 09, 2024, 03:56:29 PMHellgrammite.

*googles it*
Huh.
*google images it*

My cousins got me to catching hellgrammites out of the Meramec River. As we're catching them I got a good luck at one and had to ask "What are these things?'
"Bait, stupid!"
"But what are they?"
"I don't know, they're good for catfish, that's all I know."
"So they could be poisonous."
"Could be."
"I'll be on the bank if you need me."

Quote from: Hydra009 on February 08, 2024, 01:51:31 PM

I told a coworker that they have excellent alligator sausage.  She seemed to think that was a figurative name like armadillo eggs.  No, it's literally alligator meat mixed with pork meat.

Did ever you try it? Any idea how does it taste?

Quote from: drunkenshoe on February 10, 2024, 10:42:42 AMDid ever you try it? Any idea how does it taste?

Quote from: drunkenshoe on February 10, 2024, 10:42:42 AMDid ever you try it? Any idea how does it taste?

My brother did.  Like chicken, but slightly chewier.

Quote from: drunkenshoe on February 10, 2024, 10:42:42 AMDid ever you try it? Any idea how does it taste?

Gator is good. Had some really well done tail in St. Louis.

Lol just found out that the meme about the island where they make tabasco sauce that's a bird sanctuary with a Buddhist temple surrounded by gators is literally true:

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Avery_Island_(Louisiana)

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jungle_Gardens

You obviously never read Rolling Thunder, by John Varley.