Dork joke time!

[widdershins]

Why did the mathematician step away from the table?

[spoiler]Try as he might, he just couldn't finish his PI![/spoiler]

[aitm]

that little faint knocking sound you hear is my head as it fell to my chest and slowly shakes from side to side causing that one little rock to knock.

[Unbeliever]

Here's a page full of dork jokes:
http://www.jokes4us.com/miscellaneousjokes/mathjokes/

For example:

Q: How do you know when you've reached your Math Professors voice-mail?
A: The message is "The number you have dialed is imaginary. Please, rotate your phone by 90 degrees and try again..."


Q: What is the world's longest song?
A: "Aleph-nought Bottles of Beer on the Wall."

[widdershins]

Hey, I never claimed it was a good joke.  No refunds or substitutions.  Some restrictions apply.  See store for details.