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Did you ever believe in a god?

Started by GSOgymrat, March 13, 2016, 05:23:24 AM

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Blackleaf

Quote from: Mr.Obvious on April 23, 2016, 12:34:28 PM
In heaven they can look down on us sinners struck by fire, pointy things and illness and so remember that lesson all the time.

"Hey, Mom. How's the weather down there today?"

"Not too bad. It's only 1,800,000 degrees today. Yesterday, it was 2,000,000."

"Sorry about you not getting into Heaven and stuff."

"No, no. It's my fault for rejecting God. I should have known you were right about God killing himself so he could forgive us for breaking the rules that he made up himself, which he knew we could never live up to, so that we could go to Heaven, but only if we believed in his ridiculously unbelievable story."

"Yeah. Oh well. At least I can watch your pain and suffering as a constant reminder of why I should be thankful."
"Oh, wearisome condition of humanity,
Born under one law, to another bound;
Vainly begot, and yet forbidden vanity,
Created sick, commanded to be sound."
--Fulke Greville--

drunkenshoe

Quote from: Mike Cl on March 20, 2016, 08:02:27 PM
I don't see why not.  But what leads you to her?  Change, creation..................destruction?????

None of the above. Just that she is very ancient and not a white male image. Just different than the usual bullshit.
"his philosophy was a mixture of three famous schools -the cynics, the stoics and the epicureans-and summed up all three of them in his famous phrase, 'you can't trust any bugger further than you can throw him, and there's nothing you can do about it, so let's have a drink.'" terry pratchett

Mike Cl

Quote from: drunkenshoe on April 24, 2016, 06:51:13 AM
None of the above. Just that she is very ancient and not a white male image. Just different than the usual bullshit.
Mine is still Dibella--even if she only exists in Skyrim--or NY as a sub shop.
Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able?<br />Then he is not omnipotent,<br />Is he able but not willing?<br />Then whence cometh evil?<br />Is he neither able or willing?<br />Then why call him god?

gentle_dissident


Baruch

Quote from: gentle_dissident on April 24, 2016, 12:54:29 PM
There's a higher power in me.

That is what distinguishes the slave mentality from the master mentality.  If your power is outside you, you are a slave.  If your power is inside you, you are a master.  Just don't be an asshole to the slaves.
Ha’át’íísh baa naniná?
Azee’ Å,a’ish nanídį́į́h?
Táadoo ánít’iní.
What are you doing?
Are you taking any medications?
Don't do that.

gentle_dissident

"The Foole doth thinke he is wise, but the wiseman knowes himselfe to be a Foole"

Bill

Munch

Quote from: gentle_dissident on April 24, 2016, 02:06:20 PM
"The Foole doth thinke he is wise, but the wiseman knowes himselfe to be a Foole"

Bill

I think I know a guy.

'Political correctness is fascism pretending to be manners' - George Carlin